30,000,000 on how ruling the world

Sereniama - Heavens Tear
Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
edited February 2009 in Off-Topic Discussion
1. Grab a sceptor
2. Shout out Muhahahaha
3. Do the ultra evil dance :3
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Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
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  • Charyasha - Sanctuary
    Charyasha - Sanctuary Posts: 107 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    4thorgh apple`s at people till and 5 cut off all electricity till people obey you b:laugh
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  • rofloclock
    rofloclock Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    your goin 2 have 2 get a lot of apples
    LOLcats.com - worlds best site, pls.
  • howdydo
    howdydo Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    7.Have a tiny clone made of you.

    8.Make an evil death laser that can blow up the planet.

    9.Get lots of strong idiots to work for you.
  • markillian
    markillian Posts: 293 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    10. Become uber powerful but emo

    11. Turn evil for some weird reason that doesn't make sense (except to you cause you're emo) and kill a bunch of good people

    12. Get all your human parts cut off so you aren't uber powerful anymore and walk around calling some old wrinkly dude master.
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    13. Take over New York

    14. Steal a mans wife

    15. No #15s
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    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
  • /haiku/ - Lost City
    /haiku/ - Lost City Posts: 286 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    16) Eat a baby sandwich on live television
    17) Hire goombahs
    18) Turn the real king of the world into a fungus
    /Haiku/ -- Cognitive atrophy at its finest.
    No longer the mistress of being ohko PK'd.
  • royan
    royan Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    19: Pee on Bush while you drink beer
    20: Build a Death Star with the UNICEF funds
    21: Eat apples from the forbidden tree
    Ultimately, we're all dead men. Sadly, we cannot choose how but, what we can decide is how we meet that end, in order that we are remembered, as men.
  • /haiku/ - Lost City
    /haiku/ - Lost City Posts: 286 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    22) Chop down the forbidden tree and ride it around like a horsey
    23) Pee on an electric fence during a blizzard resulting in gaining HEAT VISION
    24) Leave Santa a roach motel instead of cookies and milk
    /Haiku/ -- Cognitive atrophy at its finest.
    No longer the mistress of being ohko PK'd.
  • Isabeth - Sanctuary
    Isabeth - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Jump into a vat of nuclear waste. Superpowers, here I come!
    Combine Wal-mart, McDonalds, and Starbucks. Bam.
    Take over Starbucks and threaten to not give anyone coffee until they bow down to you.
  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    28) Burn a bear (Like so = b:angry)
    29) Paint a bear black (Like so =b:shocked)
    30)Kick a (male) bear in the nuts (Like so =b:sad---->b:cute)
    b:cold*
    b:faint (Sub Zero!)
  • Soda - Lost City
    Soda - Lost City Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    31) Get rid of all the carebears.
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  • Isabeth - Sanctuary
    Isabeth - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Unite all the fangirls/boys in the world as your army.
    Buy the internet -.-
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    34: Make Elmo Dictator of the World

    35: Destroy the universe

    36: Reform and make it your own with slaves.
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    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
  • ponta
    ponta Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    1- 100: smoke a joinyt while the pigs are cleaning my right foot ;]
    got to be holarious xD
  • /haiku/ - Lost City
    /haiku/ - Lost City Posts: 286 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Punch a drunk guy through a window so hard that he develops even genius prowess and the ability to levitate objects. Then have him threaten to levitate the earth closer to the sun and fry the planet if his demands are not met.
    /Haiku/ -- Cognitive atrophy at its finest.
    No longer the mistress of being ohko PK'd.
  • Altihnkai - Sanctuary
    Altihnkai - Sanctuary Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    37: b:laugh just smile nd wave guys

    38: do take some rest

    39: enlarge the world hungre problem
  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    40: Defeat everyone you see to either a staring contest or "thumb-war" battle.

    41: Beat up anyone you beat in the above number.

    42: Beat up anyone who beats you in number 40.
    b:cold*
    b:faint (Sub Zero!)
  • noobcake4lyfe
    noobcake4lyfe Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    kill off your best friend just to see if you could do it. Then kill ur parents and your entire clan and leave your younger brother alive just to torment him. And stare at ppl with sharingan until they fall into a coma. yea that'll do.
    "Avarice, Envy, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony"

    "We 7 shall corrupt this Perfect World..."b:sin
  • lordwicked
    lordwicked Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Kill yourself, but make sure that your minion has the order to ressuruct you.

    they will never see it coming.
  • Isabeth - Sanctuary
    Isabeth - Sanctuary Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    noobcake: Look, Itachi ALREADY rules the world. Geez.
    Get a Gaara look-alike, clone him, and sell him to anyone who will bow down to you.
    Discover the Twenty-fifth hour :O
  • Nittyd - Heavens Tear
    Nittyd - Heavens Tear Posts: 68 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    Get a tiny clone and make a death star thats shaped like a ****
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    Dude what does ******************************** mean?
  • Myish - Sanctuary
    Myish - Sanctuary Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited October 2008
    X) b:angry
    X)b:cry
    X)b:surrender
    b:cold*
    b:faint (Sub Zero!)
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    41. Kill everyone
    42. Ban teh noobs
    43. Steal General Summer's armor
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    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
  • Matrak - Heavens Tear
    Matrak - Heavens Tear Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited December 2008
    **** a girl while at the White House.
    Kill GB's Queen(they'll never see it)
    Put a bomb at the core of the earth,then threaten every1 that u will detonate it if they don't do what u want.
    People have the right to be stupid,some of them just abuse that privilege.
  • Flesh_Ripper - Heavens Tear
    Flesh_Ripper - Heavens Tear Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    I already rule the world

    the moon is actually a giant bowling ball
    and if you don't bow down to me
    the ball will crush george bush uhhh i mean the world
    while i fly away on my magic pony ...wait that came out wrong
    i mean my evil super ship of pure evilness

    *evil laugh* *chokes and dies on fly*b:surrender
  • Oldbear - Sanctuary
    Oldbear - Sanctuary Posts: 486 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    47) Go back in time and possess Stalin as your puppet
    48) Let him carry out all his plans since WW2
    49) Don't let him die in 1953
  • Sajra - Lost City
    Sajra - Lost City Posts: 169 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    50) Build an evil palace (on a cliff).
    51) Create some stupid invention that will go horribly wrong and kill people.
    52) Wait for lightning storms.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Forsaken Sigs

    Sajra - Level 31 - Hell Archer.
  • SWITCHxBLADE - Heavens Tear
    SWITCHxBLADE - Heavens Tear Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    53) Kill Bill ...he took meh uber pwnsome bucket of lies...
    54) Destroy all of the Wal-marts in teh world
    55) Use the holy hand grenade to kill the demonic killer bunny at the caverns, find the Sword in the Stone, utilize it...
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    Two guys walk into a bar. you would think the second guy would duck.b:laugh
  • Sereniama - Heavens Tear
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear Posts: 211 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    56) Find a Woman
    57) Make her your slave
    58) Make her your princess.
    59) Make her your mistress.
    60) Make her your Queen
    61) Rule the world and destroy all the people who dare to oppose you
    62) Go to the cookie factory and destroy it
    63) Make the cookie factory into a Pie factory
    64) Go back to your palace and eat a slice of pie
    65) FINALY, go and take your shower.
    66) Kill your evil soulmate
    67) Drink her blood
    68) Drag her body out
    69) Put a grave for her
    70) Rinse, lather and repeat Step 56.
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    Sou Sou Moutoku = The most badass **** in Anime History. Never diss Kohime Musou or die.
  • Maciaveli - Sanctuary
    Maciaveli - Sanctuary Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited January 2009
    Sereniama - Heavens Tear wrote: »
    70) Rinse, lather and repeat Step 56.


    Lather, rinse AND repeat.

    Get the order right. b:thanks

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