How to lose friends and make enemies
beans
Posts: 0 Arc User
In this cut-throat world of MMORPGs its very important to remember that any world with PK is going to have your average case of mass murders and casual assassinations. So, lets go over how to easily lose your friends and make enemies shall we?
=Speak Anything but English=
I can't stress this enough. When I played Conqueror Online (A mixed online community) people would speak in Vietnamese. Apparently this is unacceptable in a online community and so most of the English speaking community ran around killing the Viet speaking community. So, the easiest way to start pissing off random 14 year olds who need to vent their anger out because the head cheerleader wouldn't go out to homecoming with him .... speak as if you were a strangled duck and pray for the arrows to fly into your face.
=Go around with a very generic name=
For you mai friend, I would suggest something along the lines of xXSephorothXx691337 Yes, before there is a even a need to put numbers behind your name start slamming them in there. Make all the sexual references and "1337" speak references as well. Add also a pinch of 1:misspelling, and you;ve got it. Everyone will now KNOW that you support Final Fantasy, are a Narutard, and maybe even a halo fan-boy. It is very important to let everyone know all these things, so please make sure your name is completely originally generic!
=Speak with as many typos as possible=
The best way to get your message across is not to get the message across at all. This being said it is perfectly acceptable to type a salutory speech as something along the lines of...
"hi gyz , how u doin ?" "can i hz cheseburger?" Or.. "hea ada cab I hasd kafo is a" Incase you are wondering what that last sentence meant.. I have no idea, I had someone type that to me once.. needless to say I didn't even bother asking what it meant either. Remember, the less people can understand you, the better you will alienate people, this is the perfect way to make people go and itch towards that PK button.
=Always try to win arguments=
It doesn't matter what the subject is. If you said something you must defend it with your dying breath. It doesn't even matter what the other guy says, even if you are completely wrong and you even know your wrong. Deny everything, admit to nothing, and make counter accusation... for example:
1: "Sally's hair looks so pretty"
2: "mai har r bttr"
1: "But your bald"
2: "no u"
1: "That doesn't even make sense"
2: "no u"
Basically if you do that long enough, you will be sure to add one more enemy to your list and **** everyone off, including yourself for being to arrogantly ignorant.
-Yours,
Dr. Bean
=Speak Anything but English=
I can't stress this enough. When I played Conqueror Online (A mixed online community) people would speak in Vietnamese. Apparently this is unacceptable in a online community and so most of the English speaking community ran around killing the Viet speaking community. So, the easiest way to start pissing off random 14 year olds who need to vent their anger out because the head cheerleader wouldn't go out to homecoming with him .... speak as if you were a strangled duck and pray for the arrows to fly into your face.
=Go around with a very generic name=
For you mai friend, I would suggest something along the lines of xXSephorothXx691337 Yes, before there is a even a need to put numbers behind your name start slamming them in there. Make all the sexual references and "1337" speak references as well. Add also a pinch of 1:misspelling, and you;ve got it. Everyone will now KNOW that you support Final Fantasy, are a Narutard, and maybe even a halo fan-boy. It is very important to let everyone know all these things, so please make sure your name is completely originally generic!
=Speak with as many typos as possible=
The best way to get your message across is not to get the message across at all. This being said it is perfectly acceptable to type a salutory speech as something along the lines of...
"hi gyz , how u doin ?" "can i hz cheseburger?" Or.. "hea ada cab I hasd kafo is a" Incase you are wondering what that last sentence meant.. I have no idea, I had someone type that to me once.. needless to say I didn't even bother asking what it meant either. Remember, the less people can understand you, the better you will alienate people, this is the perfect way to make people go and itch towards that PK button.
=Always try to win arguments=
It doesn't matter what the subject is. If you said something you must defend it with your dying breath. It doesn't even matter what the other guy says, even if you are completely wrong and you even know your wrong. Deny everything, admit to nothing, and make counter accusation... for example:
1: "Sally's hair looks so pretty"
2: "mai har r bttr"
1: "But your bald"
2: "no u"
1: "That doesn't even make sense"
2: "no u"
Basically if you do that long enough, you will be sure to add one more enemy to your list and **** everyone off, including yourself for being to arrogantly ignorant.
-Yours,
Dr. Bean
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself." ~Francis Meehan
"Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself." ~Francis Meehan
Post edited by beans on
0
Comments
-
Yeah. I enjoy it when people type well in-game too.As a Guild,
Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
Strength in Unity,
Order through Chaos,
Victory united.0 -
eye r likz yor pozt. tqz u very mcuh.
hea ada cab I hasd kafo is a0 -
roflmfao HAHAH i couldn't stop laughing at that.
Seriously my eyes are tearing up right now.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Soon to become a CBT.
0 -
Yay. *floats out like a fairy*0
-
eyez r tinks 5747 dis 7hread 13e m0veingz 2 off topiks suun.
signed~ cloud5trife9000+0 -
rofl oh man, that last one sounds like something you would say/type if you are typing in the dark and misplaced your fingers one column to the left or right on the keyboard :P.. thats happened to me before.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
-
In this cut-throat world of MMORPGs its very important to remember that any world with PK is going to have your average case of mass murders and casual assassinations.
Go play on the PvE (optional PvP) servers. No more worrying about gankers.Frankieraye said : "we can promise that we will work to improve all facets of community, engineering, and customer service to ensure that something like this doesn't happen again."
(We are still waiting to see any improvements or changes beign implemented. More empty promises from PWI?)0 -
Enough with the promoting, Karm... each server has its own advantages and disadvantages. PvP servers have a few(I can count the MY ones on my fingers) mindless gankers, but the problem is basically nil. And you can PK anyone, wherever. PvE servers, on the other hand, provide complete safety, but you sacrifice being able to PK whoever whenever.
... That's all there is to it. The forum is quite over the discussion... I would've hoped that you would be, as well.As a Guild,
Live as One, fight as One, win as One.
Strength in Unity,
Order through Chaos,
Victory united.0 -
A very good guide ^^0
-
Go play on the PvE (optional PvP) servers. No more worrying about gankers.
As karm is evidently pointing out. Join RQ and you're instantly hated by carebears for apparently being "Gankers" or "griefers" or "Newbiekillingpkers". Apparently we suck at pk, thats why we're running to the pve server ;'D0 -
As karm is evidently pointing out. Join RQ and you're instantly hated by carebears for apparently being "Gankers" or "griefers" or "Newbiekillingpkers". D
Would you kindly quote where I wrote about RQ in that post?Frankieraye said : "we can promise that we will work to improve all facets of community, engineering, and customer service to ensure that something like this doesn't happen again."
(We are still waiting to see any improvements or changes beign implemented. More empty promises from PWI?)0 -
DUN TALK **** LA
asdf0 -
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Selfish blood runs through my veins. I gave up everything for fame.
Pandora - 8X Mage - Lost City (PvP - The only server worth playing.)0 -
Would you kindly quote where I wrote about RQ in that post?
I'd just have to quote your entire posts on this forum ;D0 -
I'd just have to quote your entire posts on this forum ;D
Please learn to read english proprerly : Would you kindly quote where I wrote about RQ in that post?
Answer : You cannot since I did not wrote about RQ. So shut it off.Frankieraye said : "we can promise that we will work to improve all facets of community, engineering, and customer service to ensure that something like this doesn't happen again."
(We are still waiting to see any improvements or changes beign implemented. More empty promises from PWI?)0 -
Please learn to read english proprerly : Would you kindly quote where I wrote about RQ in that post?
Answer : You cannot since I did not wrote about RQ. So shut it off.
Larn to red
where I said all I'd need to do is to quote a majority of your other posts in this forum to see the relevant hatred/flaming/bashing of RQ to see that your post indirectly did involve RageQuit.
See its a subconscious thing. I can't quote your subconscious but s'long as you get the idea ;D0 -
Dont teach them to be like all the eggs and brs i went away from CO for the very reason!!! :eek:In this cut-throat world of MMORPGs its very important to remember that any world with PK is going to have your average case of mass murders and casual assassinations. So, lets go over how to easily lose your friends and make enemies shall we?
=Speak Anything but English=
I can't stress this enough. When I played Conqueror Online (A mixed online community) people would speak in Vietnamese. Apparently this is unacceptable in a online community and so most of the English speaking community ran around killing the Viet speaking community. So, the easiest way to start pissing off random 14 year olds who need to vent their anger out because the head cheerleader wouldn't go out to homecoming with him .... speak as if you were a strangled duck and pray for the arrows to fly into your face.
=Go around with a very generic name=
For you mai friend, I would suggest something along the lines of xXSephorothXx691337 Yes, before there is a even a need to put numbers behind your name start slamming them in there. Make all the sexual references and "1337" speak references as well. Add also a pinch of 1:misspelling, and you;ve got it. Everyone will now KNOW that you support Final Fantasy, are a Narutard, and maybe even a halo fan-boy. It is very important to let everyone know all these things, so please make sure your name is completely originally generic!
=Speak with as many typos as possible=
The best way to get your message across is not to get the message across at all. This being said it is perfectly acceptable to type a salutory speech as something along the lines of...
"hi gyz , how u doin ?" "can i hz cheseburger?" Or.. "hea ada cab I hasd kafo is a" Incase you are wondering what that last sentence meant.. I have no idea, I had someone type that to me once.. needless to say I didn't even bother asking what it meant either. Remember, the less people can understand you, the better you will alienate people, this is the perfect way to make people go and itch towards that PK button.
=Always try to win arguments=
It doesn't matter what the subject is. If you said something you must defend it with your dying breath. It doesn't even matter what the other guy says, even if you are completely wrong and you even know your wrong. Deny everything, admit to nothing, and make counter accusation... for example:
1: "Sally's hair looks so pretty"
2: "mai har r bttr"
1: "But your bald"
2: "no u"
1: "That doesn't even make sense"
2: "no u"
Basically if you do that long enough, you will be sure to add one more enemy to your list and **** everyone off, including yourself for being to arrogantly ignorant.
-Yours,
Dr. Bean[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0 -
I indeed like your guide.
But what about the Chinese speakers who harass the English speakers? In Rohan Online the Chinese guilds hunt EN guilds down and PK us for no reason. 0 -
The best way to make lifetime friends might be pk mode from CB start
0 -
Frankieraye said : "we can promise that we will work to improve all facets of community, engineering, and customer service to ensure that something like this doesn't happen again."
(We are still waiting to see any improvements or changes beign implemented. More empty promises from PWI?)0 -
If someone talked to me in broken in English of such severity I would just disappear from the vicinity - that is just annoying especially if they do it in world chat.
Does every thread have to be an argument about pve vs pvp servers? Anyone can go to either server or both so would everyone just let it go and wait for the game.0 -
I used to love when players would threaten to "own" or "pwn" (whatever THAT means) another player. There is no faster way to get under someone's skin than blatant, and often meaningless, threats.0
-
Why did you revive the dead thread. WHYYYYY.0
-
Of course on the other hand, you could be overly verbose, circuitous, and circumlocutory, and make most feel that even with their best understanding of English prose, they're just as handicap and fatuous as those they themselves dislike, and feel like a deign to a supercilious player. You'll make many enemies this way![SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]0
-
Of course on the other hand, you could be overly verbose, circuitous, and circumlocutory, and make most feel that even with their best understanding of English prose, they're just as handicap and fatuous as those they themselves dislike, and feel like a deign to a supercilious player. You'll make many enemies this way!
mak meh fill stuper wit yer edumacated werds. Ima sho u *writes name down on KoS list*[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Chaotic Oblivion~Fated Twilight~Eternal Sorrow~Corrupted Fidelity0 -
PK!!!! WHAAAA!!!Of course on the other hand, you could be overly verbose, circuitous, and circumlocutory, and make most feel that even with their best understanding of English prose, they're just as handicap and fatuous as those they themselves dislike, and feel like a deign to a supercilious player. You'll make many enemies this way!
lol0 -
Go play on the PvE (optional PvP) servers. No more worrying about gankers.
PVE servers supports the people who are defined by this thread, who sadly are about 70% of any given MMORPg.
Please take your fail and friends who can't quite seem to realize why they're hated to WoW.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Official PWI irc: (mirc command, opens in a new window and won't interfere with any servers you're already on) /server -m irc.deltaanime.net -j #pwint0 -
PVE servers supports the people who are defined by this thread, who sadly are about 70% of any given MMORPg.
Please take your fail and friends who can't quite seem to realize why they're hated to WoW.
Agreed. Well said[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Chaotic Oblivion~Fated Twilight~Eternal Sorrow~Corrupted Fidelity0 -
PVE servers supports the people who are defined by this thread, who sadly are about 70% of any given MMORPg.
Please take your fail and friends who can't quite seem to realize why they're hated to WoW.
^this
don't deny your weaknesses. Embrace them ;D0
Categories
- All Categories
- 181.9K PWI
- 697 Official Announcements
- 2 Rules of Conduct
- 264 Cabbage Patch Notes
- 61K General Discussion
- 1.5K Quality Corner
- 11.1K Suggestion Box
- 77.4K Archosaur City
- 3.5K Cash Shop Huddle
- 14.3K Server Symposium
- 18.1K Dungeons & Tactics
- 2K The Crafting Nook
- 4.9K Guild Banter
- 6.6K The Trading Post
- 28K Class Discussion
- 1.9K Arigora Colosseum
- 78 TW & Cross Server Battles
- 337 Nation Wars
- 8.2K Off-Topic Discussion
- 3.7K The Fanatics Forum
- 207 Screenshots and Videos
- 22.8K Support Desk