Politically correct speech

shao wrote: »

This was shared with me and now im sharing with you.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseeans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICAN

And Furthermore:

How to speak about women and be politically correct

1. She is not a "BABE", or a "CHICK" ... she is a "BREASTED AMERICAN"

2. She is not "EASY" ... she is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" ... she is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY"

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" ... She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION"

5. She does not "NAG" you ... She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE"

6. She is not a a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" ... She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER"



How to speak about men and be politically correct

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" ... he has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" ... he is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" ... he "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS"

4. He is not "BALDING" ... he is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ****" ... He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION"

6.It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants ... It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."