Post your jokes and/or puns! The good, the bad or the WTF!
Some of mine:
1) A man took a dolphin to court on an assault charge. Then the judge asked "Did the he do it on porpoise?"
2) Why did the cube only have one face? Because the other five where total squares.
3) What did the chicken say to the dairy company? You guys are fowl.
4) What's the best way to fool a psychic? Show them yesterdays newspaper.
5) Why was human flight not wrong? Because two Wrights make an airplane.
6) A sewer worker was wondering what tattoo to get. A few hours later he returned the site, pulled up one of his sleeves and yelled "Look at my Manhole!" (no it's not a dirty joke XD)
Those are some of the top of my head.
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