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Alphaben - Raging TideAlphaben - Raging Tide Posts: 226 Arc User
edited September 2014 in Off-Topic Discussion
Post your jokes and/or puns! The good, the bad or the WTF!

Some of mine:

1) A man took a dolphin to court on an assault charge. Then the judge asked "Did the he do it on porpoise?"

2) Why did the cube only have one face? Because the other five where total squares.

3) What did the chicken say to the dairy company? You guys are fowl.

4) What's the best way to fool a psychic? Show them yesterdays newspaper.

5) Why was human flight not wrong? Because two Wrights make an airplane.

6) A sewer worker was wondering what tattoo to get. A few hours later he returned the site, pulled up one of his sleeves and yelled "Look at my Manhole!" (no it's not a dirty joke XD)

Those are some of the top of my head.
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  • normankristannormankristan Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
    Wife: No.
    Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.
  • SweetieBot - LothranisSweetieBot - Lothranis Posts: 18,978 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Husband: Honey, do u smell that?

    Wife: No.

    Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.
    This looks like a NECRO!

    normankristan replied to a message that was 2 months 1 day 8 hours 6 minutes old.

    Any thread over one month (30 days) old is considered to be a dead thread and you're not supposed to post in them. The person you are replying to probably doesn't care any more or can no longer be found on the forums. The topic itself could be out of date. Next time just make a new thread.

    Let's see how long it takes for a mod to close this :)
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  • ovenusarmanioovenusarmanio Posts: 6,695 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Closed for necro.

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