How PWI Can **** Over Their Customers More

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  • Mr_Swiss - Heavens Tear
    Mr_Swiss - Heavens Tear Posts: 879 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    How about, when you make a new character, your bag comes with full r9s3 and 3.3 flyer. Unlimited teles, and a chance for mobs to drop 1b coins. Might as well go extreme, why hold back.
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  • Atrocious - Heavens Tear
    Atrocious - Heavens Tear Posts: 150 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    ^ That is only on an Epic PW. *no reference to private server there /googleit*
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  • Miugre - Heavens Tear
    Miugre - Heavens Tear Posts: 2,390 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Lol @ all the inclusions of anti-aps changes as bad. XD



    Oh let's see here... trying not to step on the toes of anyone who's already posted... how about:

    All ring, neck, belt, cape and hat engravings can have -int and -chan on them.

    All basic armor and weapons can be engraved, including with -int and -chan.

    All items can be engraved with +10/20/30 atk/def level each.

    All BH100 bosses/instances are upgraded to the point that only g16 or R9+ players can feasibly complete them. This includes culti bosses because why the hell not.

    TT is similarly upgraded. This includes TT1 and TT2.

    Money rewards are removed from BH100. They are replaced with untradeable, unstashable Hypers.

    Harpy Wraith is now mobile and patrols the map from questing zone to questing zone, oneshotting anyone in its path.

    Jungle Ruins is now PK-enabled.

    City of Abominations is now PK-enabled.

    Participating in the Tiger event now forces you into PK mode. Because reasons.

    All cube rooms become PK enabled and killing anyone in cube immediately nets you a Thrown Die: 6.

    You can buy Sage/Demon and Apoc/Chrono skillbooks in the boutique.

    You can buy all rare pack items in the boutique.

    You can buy your TT100 culti in the boutique.

    You can buy a "Judgement Stone" in the boutique, which is a one-time use nuke apoc that oneshots all enemy players within 100m of you. An upgraded version called "Indiscriminate Judgement Stone" also takes out all allied players, y'know, for when "that guy who's not you" grabs the flag.

    :P
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  • sellers
    sellers Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Give king's beast inspiration a 2min cd and double the damage of sin skills.

    Oh wait, that is actually coming up b:laugh
  • F_M_Joshua - Archosaur
    F_M_Joshua - Archosaur Posts: 390 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    1. Force you to have a finger print on file
    2. Make you scan your identification for your account, limiting each player to 1.
    3. Drop all toons to lv 1, emptying their banks, inventories, etc of all items and money.
    4. Eliminate Bhs
    5. Eliminate FBs unless you are doing it for Cultivation
    6. Force you to do each FB solo.
    7. Force you to do any quest solo.
    8. Turn on PK all levels for all areas after doing the above.
    9. Eliminate mats out side of Cash Shopping
    10. Make mats from Cash Shopping timed.
    11. Register all accounts with a "Different" payment method than any other. (Ie: 1 credit card per account)
    12. Charge you 4.95 a minute to play.
    If you don't like the way I talk, please, for everyone's sanity, keep in mind that I have ASPERGERS. I don't see a reason to not tell you like it is, or what I think of you. If you are being an idiot, or one minded, I tend to disregard you like trash.
  • Apostasy - Raging Tide
    Apostasy - Raging Tide Posts: 1,197 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    1. Force you to have a finger print on file
    2. Make you scan your identification for your account, limiting each player to 1.
    3. Drop all toons to lv 1, emptying their banks, inventories, etc of all items and money.
    4. Eliminate Bhs
    5. Eliminate FBs unless you are doing it for Cultivation
    6. Force you to do each FB solo.
    7. Force you to do any quest solo.
    8. Turn on PK all levels for all areas after doing the above.
    9. Eliminate mats out side of Cash Shopping
    10. Make mats from Cash Shopping timed.
    11. Register all accounts with a "Different" payment method than any other. (Ie: 1 credit card per account)
    12. Charge you 4.95 a minute to play.
    You forgot 9.95 a minute if you wanna play nekked b:mischievous
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  • Desdi - Sanctuary
    Desdi - Sanctuary Posts: 8,680 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Reading this thread might give me nightmares D:
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  • Apostasy - Raging Tide
    Apostasy - Raging Tide Posts: 1,197 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Reading this thread might give me nightmares D:
    One players nightmares is a raise to a PWE employee b:chuckle
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  • MagicEmpress - Lost City
    MagicEmpress - Lost City Posts: 795 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I got some.

    1) Get rid of the Meridian daily.
    2) Get rid of DQ points for DQ items.
    3) Make the lvl 100 skills you can now get through Morai 7000 prestige untradable.

    These three things certainly will cause such joy and happiness throughout the player base.

    Oh and don't forget about rank 10.
    Whatever you do don't make R999 be the prerequisite to upgrade it.
    Make the people who spent $1000s for rank 9 just through it away after they get Rank 10.
    Only after they get 1 million rep that is...
    That will send more waves of joy and love all over PWI Land.

    I think we need a new title in the system.
    After you bend over and buy Rank 10 you get the title:
    "A Sucker Born Every Minute"
    Stat bonus: -500 intelligence

    Yes I know intelligence isn't a stst in this game.
    I wonder why...?
    b:bye
  • MagicEmpress - Lost City
    MagicEmpress - Lost City Posts: 795 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Oh I just thought of something else.

    Put a xp item in the cashshop that gives about as much XP per level as a fc xp room.
    That way PWI gets the money instead of players who clear fc.

    Another coin sink. b:bye
  • Aroral - Sanctuary
    Aroral - Sanctuary Posts: 195 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Take out every possible way to farm coins, (Nirvana, DQ, etc..) so it forces customers to cash shop....Oh wait....
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  • ToyMaker_NOT - Raging Tide
    ToyMaker_NOT - Raging Tide Posts: 397 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Remove guardian scroll and "bound" from all items, including rank

    Make is so when a player is stunned, frozen, or slept anyone can pick-pocket them (coin, items, gears)until the status wears off or is removed.

    Make so when a player dies they cannot release for 30 seconds, during which the body can be pillaged of any and all items they are carrying (coin, items, gears)

    Sell a thief title from the boutique for 1 silver that has a random chance of robbing players banks of coin and items; and, can also enter faction bases to sabotage and reduce base level by one and disable building for 24 hours.

    Have a boutique only item called personal guard that protects your bank from thieves. The item has a 1 day time limits and cost 100 gold.

    Add a faction base item that, like the personal guard for your bank, protects your base from thieves. The cost for said item is 10000 contribution points and 10 big notes for 1 day of protection.

    Add a boutique item that grants 3 hours a mercenary title for 10 gold. During that time players with this title can solo or squad up to enter other factions' TW. BTW they are immune to damage from towers, including spawn-point towers.

    Have that new dragon boss as a free roaming world boss that can enter ANYWHERE. Better yet have all world bosses and instances bosses free roaming. All will have a rage level that always stacks and never diminishes overtime and HP restored on a player's or NPC's death. So if by some unfortunate "accident" it plunders the life-force of Archosaur’s catshop district NO ONE IS SAFE. (The previous pillage of dead body is in effect too.) And dead NPCs do not respawn for 24 hours unless a player decides to rez them from...you guessed it a boutique item that cost 10 gold and DOES NOT guarantee 100% success

    Adding to the one time use of pickaxes, you only receive one item. To receive more you will need to refine your pickaxe with, of course, an item only available in the boutique that does NOT guarantee 100% success rate; and, like the previous post, can be destroyed if the refinement was unsuccessful.
  • Nashawnda - Sanctuary
    Nashawnda - Sanctuary Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Add a monthly charge to play PWI, and it must be paid in full for a years time b:laugh
  • Linc - Raging Tide
    Linc - Raging Tide Posts: 589 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    So if while in an instance, say Seat of Torment, and any one person is detected afk for more than 2 min., then the entire squad is kicked from instance and instance resets, forcing squad to relog their account and regroup and find new party members if necessary and clear the instance again.

    The above will also apply when any one squad member disconnects from the game or when game crashes to desktop error report.
    I did not feel the treachery or inconstancy of a friend, nor the injuries of a secret or open enemy. I had no occasion of bribing, flattering, or pimping, to procure the favour of any great man, or of his minion; I wanted no fence against fraud or oppression: here was neither physician to destroy my body, nor lawyer to ruin my fortune; no informer to watch my words and actions, or forge accusations against me for hire: here were no gibers, censurers, backbiters, pickpockets, highwaymen, housebreakers, attorneys, bawds, buffoons, gamesters, politicians, wits, splenetics, tedious talkers, controvertists, ravishers, murderers, robbers, virtuosos; no leaders, or followers, of party and faction; no encouragers to vice, by seducement or examples; no dungeon, axes, gibbets, whipping-posts, or pillories; no cheating shopkeepers or mechanics; no pride, vanity, or affectation; no fops, bullies, drunkards, strolling prostitutes, or poxes; no ranting, lewd, expensive wives; no stupid, proud pedants; no importunate, overbearing, quarrelsome, noisy, roaring, empty, conceited, swearing companions; no scoundrels raised from the dust upon the merit of their vices, or nobility thrown into it on account of their virtues; no lords, fiddlers, judges, or dancing-masters.
    From Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift
  • mayral
    mayral Posts: 11 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    1 zen per 1 stat point

    perfecto
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  • Linc - Raging Tide
    Linc - Raging Tide Posts: 589 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Oh and one more way to facilitate the game destruction is to add new content like the "check-in" system, then describe to the players how a player might change an absence into an attendance via an "ABS NOTE" mechanic. Then conveniently omit any item or quest which will allow a player to actually perform this action.
    I did not feel the treachery or inconstancy of a friend, nor the injuries of a secret or open enemy. I had no occasion of bribing, flattering, or pimping, to procure the favour of any great man, or of his minion; I wanted no fence against fraud or oppression: here was neither physician to destroy my body, nor lawyer to ruin my fortune; no informer to watch my words and actions, or forge accusations against me for hire: here were no gibers, censurers, backbiters, pickpockets, highwaymen, housebreakers, attorneys, bawds, buffoons, gamesters, politicians, wits, splenetics, tedious talkers, controvertists, ravishers, murderers, robbers, virtuosos; no leaders, or followers, of party and faction; no encouragers to vice, by seducement or examples; no dungeon, axes, gibbets, whipping-posts, or pillories; no cheating shopkeepers or mechanics; no pride, vanity, or affectation; no fops, bullies, drunkards, strolling prostitutes, or poxes; no ranting, lewd, expensive wives; no stupid, proud pedants; no importunate, overbearing, quarrelsome, noisy, roaring, empty, conceited, swearing companions; no scoundrels raised from the dust upon the merit of their vices, or nobility thrown into it on account of their virtues; no lords, fiddlers, judges, or dancing-masters.
    From Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift
  • Crazybladema - Harshlands
    Crazybladema - Harshlands Posts: 425 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    take away purify

    give full r999 sins 5aps and add purge with zerk on those daggers

    Destroy nirvana, tt and dq..... oh wait

    Take away dq point system...... waaaiiiit....

    remove hypers and frostcovered city

    remove bh rewards

    Give sins the ability to attack people in sz

    Replace tw rewards with 10 mirages per territory

    give sins the abillity called "cry moar" "makes target drop all bound iteams"

    Give sins the ability "entitled class" "doesn't drop anything on death"

    Give sins the ability "Your tears feed me" "one shots all non tideborns"

    actually cant think of more

    I would actually love to watch this be implemented.
  • Sevchenko - Dreamweaver
    Sevchenko - Dreamweaver Posts: 661 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    - Remove Token shop;
    - Remove DQ Rewards.
    - Add in some new reset system to make people level over and over to lv 100 just for additional points.

    O wait they're already doing it. b:bye
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  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Here are my suggestions... actually, I would want them to happen:

    - People that bully the guards for chi will get one-shot by the latter.

    - People who put a catshop on top of a NPC will get sent somewhere else in the city.

    - The rude players and/or those with an offensive name will be renamed (with a stupidly cute one, like "Meowmeow") or sort. Their only antidote is the renaming stone.*

    - Increase repair fees for bots much.

    - Make the reputation system chat a trolling one, since you cashed your way to the top, instead of being a true warrior.

    - Make message spam impossible. The same message cannot be pasted more than once every two minutes (and you'd have to rewrite it all).

    - Allow horns to be purchased, but at a hefty price from boutique; of course the option of muting them (as well as different sorts of red spam) will be available.


    *Yep, since it exists now, better have a practical use of it while FINALLY enforcing rules a little. b:sin
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  • Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary
    Angel_Spawn - Sanctuary Posts: 3,034 Arc User
    edited October 2013

    - Increase repair fees for bots much.

    And how does the system distinguish which is a bot and which is not, if in fact it would be possible, why not ban the bot in stead?
  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    take away purify

    give full r999 sins 5aps and add purge with zerk on those daggers

    Give sins the ability to attack people in sz

    give sins the abillity called "cry moar" "makes target drop all bound iteams"

    Give sins the ability "entitled class" "doesn't drop anything on death"

    Give sins the ability "Your tears feed me" "one shots all non tideborns"

    Oh look, it's someone who's still stuck in the sins are OP era f:scared
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  • TZoner - Raging Tide
    TZoner - Raging Tide Posts: 1,764 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Oh look, it's someone who's still stuck in the sins are OP era f:scared

    Hehehe squishy sins.
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  • Servetje - Morai
    Servetje - Morai Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    As i recall we have such a system that scares people away. try upgrading your gems at jewelcrafter. 167 mil to craft a garnet gem f:cute
  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    And how does the system distinguish which is a bot and which is not, if in fact it would be possible, why not ban the bot in stead?

    Repetitive behavior and reaction times registered in a log?

    Of course I'd love for them to be banned, even expanding it to account and ISP lock, but I doubt it will ever work.
    If it was ever put into action, we wouldn't even be talking about it atm.
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    - Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
    - New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
    - When will we get new content? QQ
    - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
    - I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
    - *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~
  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Repetitive behavior and reaction times registered in a log?

    Of course I'd love for them to be banned, even expanding it to account and ISP lock, but I doubt it will ever work.
    If it was ever put into action, we wouldn't even be talking about it atm.

    ISP Lock... Yes, lets ban out entire cities of a country because someone is botting, that's really going to solve it f:sweat
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  • jackstone125
    jackstone125 Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Why are we talking about banning bots? Botting is going to be integrated into pwi just like their other games.
  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    ISP Lock... Yes, lets ban out entire cities of a country because someone is botting, that's really going to solve it f:sweat

    Not cities, duh. A specific location where an idiot plays with the help of a botting program. Yes, sadly there are dynamic ISPs.
    (Why not make located by satellites and patrolled by drones, while you are at it? b:surrender)
    Why are we talking about banning bots? Botting is going to be integrated into pwi just like their other games.

    You mean... JD? It sure was a boredom-inducing idea.
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    - When will we get new content? QQ
    - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
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  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Not cities, duh. A specific location where an idiot plays with the help of a botting program. Yes, sadly there are dynamic ISPs.
    (Why not make located by satellites and patrolled by drones, while you are at it? b:surrender)

    That's impossible to implement in the first place, ISP lock would block the entire ISP.
    Region locks would be unfair as well to the other people that live in that region.

    It's the most unreasonable way of ban one could think of.

    And it doesnt matter anyway since PWCN is making some sort of in-game bot functionality.
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  • Lesthar - Heavens Tear
    Lesthar - Heavens Tear Posts: 3,045 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    That's impossible to implement in the first place, ISP lock would block the entire ISP.
    Region locks would be unfair as well to the other people that live in that region.

    It's the most unreasonable way of ban one could think of.

    And it doesnt matter anyway since PWCN is making some sort of in-game bot functionality.

    ...affect regions, not a particular household? Then it's a hopeless idea. I surrender. b:surrender

    Okay, let's remove macros then and lock accounts if people still perfectly bully mobs then. :P
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    - When is it over? OMG I need my fix!! *super spazzing*
    - Fix the damn bugs, dammit! I'm so angry! I'll quit!!
    - New codes out there? I like free stuff~ *wink*
    - When will we get new content? QQ
    - Will we get sales? I got a ton of gold to spend.
    - I'm bored, I'll create a useless thread to annoy Opkorock.
    - *Incessant poking on Sweetiebot* Fun~
  • DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver
    DEMHEALSMAN - Dreamweaver Posts: 1,396 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    ...affect regions, not a particular household? Then it's a hopeless idea. I surrender. b:surrender

    Okay, let's remove macros then and lock accounts if people still perfectly bully mobs then. :P

    The only way a permanent ban -would- work for a household is if they were to contact the ISP of the player, requesting to block the player from accessing their servers, which is highly unlikely to ever happen for 2 reason:

    1. PWE isn't going to contact ISP's of the players and
    2. even if they did, ISP's won't do so because they don't have to unless through a court order b:laugh
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