Shodan - Lost City - The topic is horrible. It shall remain nameless.

Herbalism - Lost City
Herbalism - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
edited June 2010 in Twilight Temple (West)
Sit back, relax, let me tell you a story
About a little tulip I farmed
It got harvested, ended up in my inventory
So for the next TW I could be charmed

I farmed in Hell, evading FreeReign
Who kept stealing my herbs, so I farmed for hours
Disrupted my route, oh, farming is pain
When all you ever see are these damned flowers
Tierries, devilwood, longen, perfumedew
Berries white, they're not what they seem
Diabolic herbs, set to destroy you
The spawn of hell, where tulips reign supreme

Tulips came to my dreams, "want to + your gear?"
"It's easy, but you have to give us your soul"
I answered their call, now I tremble in fear
Damn you, Shodan, you should have farmed coal
When someone says, "oh, I am blood red"
After they PK and they have a story to tell
All I can think of is tears that I shed
While farming the blood red tulips in Hell

Have we got wine? Should we check the door?
Who is tanking? Do we need Hooli?
What is Jess' wizard doing dead on the floor?
I don't care, I want to farm tulips
So pay close attention and heed my warning
Carefully study every single word
Beware, the tulip I farmed this morning
Is out to kill and conquer the world

http://i46.tinypic.com/24eomt4.jpg

+1 to this server for having such an amazing player.
Post edited by Herbalism - Lost City on

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  • Shodan - Lost City
    Shodan - Lost City Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *legally changes his name to Lady ShoSho"
  • Herbalism - Lost City
    Herbalism - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I <3 you Shodan :>
  • FateBlade - Lost City
    FateBlade - Lost City Posts: 519 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    b:bored WTH..?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Tatuaje - Lost City
    Tatuaje - Lost City Posts: 2,780 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Herbalism - Lost City wrote: »
    +1 to this server for having such an amazing player.

    Yes indeed.

    Me. b:cool

    P.S. Starting to get bored at work again. Gonna put my PWI thoughts on Paintbrush paper.
    tatuaje: grinding mobs and zhenning ???
    frankieraye:All right, I admit it, it's a bit retro. lol.
  • Herbalism - Lost City
    Herbalism - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I think I'm going to like Tat on this forum. He/she is a pro with mspaint, and knows how to make me lolirl.
  • Regenbogen - Lost City
    Regenbogen - Lost City Posts: 1,559 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Herbalism - Lost City wrote: »
    I think I'm going to like Tat on this forum. He/she is a pro with mspaint, and knows how to make me lolirl.

    found something in ThaInternets:

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Onions stink.
    And so do you.

    b:chuckle
    i am waiting for you my little flagcarriers b:kiss
  • Dan_Luthar - Lost City
    Dan_Luthar - Lost City Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    ty herb for making a boring Saturday at work tolerable for at least a little while
  • Herbalism - Lost City
    Herbalism - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Roses are red,
    Violets are twisted,
    bend over Regenbogen,
    you're about to get fisted.


    and lol dan long time no see!
  • Regenbogen - Lost City
    Regenbogen - Lost City Posts: 1,559 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    i was bored and wrote that:

    My name is red, and yours is not blue,
    The safezone is far, so i'll kill you.
    Thou aren't my kos and I am not thine;
    If you get some backup, i'm also fine:
    It soon will be over, i'm pitying you,
    I'm done with the smalltalk, now die and QQ.
    i am waiting for you my little flagcarriers b:kiss
  • Herbalism - Lost City
    Herbalism - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    WELL ALLOW ME TO RETORT


    My peepee is white, your vagoo is too
    the penthouse isn't far, meet me there so I can **** you
    Although you aren't a woman, and I am a man
    I'll see to it we fornicate, that is the plan
    It will soon be over, I just made you go south
    Finally over Regenbogen, thanks for letting me **** in your mouth!
  • Regenbogen - Lost City
    Regenbogen - Lost City Posts: 1,559 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Herbalism - Lost City wrote: »
    WELL ALLOW ME TO RETORT


    My peepee is white, your vagoo is too
    the penthouse isn't far, meet me there so I can **** you
    Although you aren't a woman, and I am a man
    I'll see to it we fornicate, that is the plan
    It will soon be over, I just made you go south
    Finally over Regenbogen, thanks for letting me **** in your mouth!

    no b:embarrass
    no b:infuriated
    no b:spit

    edit: try asking a classy lady instead
    i am waiting for you my little flagcarriers b:kiss
  • Herbalism - Lost City
    Herbalism - Lost City Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    hahahahahahahaha


    Bet I get banhammered or infracted for being such an internet badass
  • Dan_Luthar - Lost City
    Dan_Luthar - Lost City Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    u baddie u



    hold on looking for more troll food, to stave off boredom

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