Friendly Neighborhood Gnomes!

Gnomes - Sanctuary
Gnomes - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
edited February 2009 in Twilight Temple (West)
Hello Sanctuary! Friendly neighborhood Gnomes here. I've been around awhile, but only recently started using teleacoustics, which is most likely why most of you will not have heard of me. That is okay! I have my trusty mailbox, which, after speaking and yelling at people for not appreciating the artistic value of garden gnomes in world chat, I mostly use to mail Training Esotericas to those who tell me they love gnomes and the ones who profess their love for others. Gnomes are big on love. Of course, not everyone who loves gnomes can have a scroll, but it's always fun chatting with everyone :). Etherblade is my home, though I sometimes visit the City of the Lost, and City of the Plume. Most of my time is spent wandering around these fun filled towns asking people questions about gnomes and having conversations with various NPC's. I sometimes talk to players too, but as it turns out, many of them are frightened by me! Here is a picture of me and my trusty mailbox. I think I'm cute.

Gnomes and Mailbox

Along with my wonderful wandering and talking, and yes it is wonderful, I also find myself giving away tons of things to the nearby residents in these bop bop shi bop cities. Mostly Hay, Fruit, more Esotericas of course, various 3 star items and occasionally TT mats too. Why? Well we gnomes are very good at trading and foraging. We think it's fun to share....except Humaneater...he eats humans. We don't like him very much.

Some people think that us gnomes are out to blow up the world. This is a ridiculous and false accusation. We only blow up dandelions. Gnomes are ALL allergic to dandelions, therefor we hate them.

Gnomes also love to duel, and oddly enough, we love to lose! IKR?! SRSLY~ We always lose, because gnomes cannot grow past level 5. We have decided to make sport of it so that we can all enjoy it like you all do. That is why I am always ready to duel for screenshots!

Have you dueled me? If so post your victory screenshot! I'll start us off by posting a couple defeat shots. Go for dueling Gnomes!

Canned!

Smushed!

Maybe I'll see you guys around. :D

Gnomes, Gnomes, Gnomes!
Fun for everyone!
Gnomes, Gnomes, Gnomes!
Always on the run!

Gnomes for the win or
Gnomes for the lose
Doesn't matter to us so
We'll let you choose!

Happy Free Items! YAY! GNOMES! *vanish....oooh mysterious*
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  • fuzzles
    fuzzles Posts: 628 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    Sure you don't wanna gnome it up on Heaven's Tear?

    We could always use more gnomes there. And I need small people to beat in duels to make me feel big. b:surrender
    Everyone here is ridiculously oversensitive.
  • Gnomes - Sanctuary
    Gnomes - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    fuzzles wrote: »
    Sure you don't wanna gnome it up on Heaven's Tear?

    We could always use more gnomes there. And I need small people to beat in duels to make me feel big. b:surrender

    Unfortunately the reason I can afford to do this is because of my....um...."parent" on my home of Sanctuary :D. It would take a long time to amass enough to do this over on HT! SORRY BUT GNOMES!
  • Solarplex - Sanctuary
    Solarplex - Sanctuary Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    Can you hook me up with whatever your smoking? just send me a pm b:thanks
  • Dollet - Sanctuary
    Dollet - Sanctuary Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    Solarplex - Sanctuary wrote: »
    Can you hook me up with whatever your smoking? just send me a pm b:thanks
    LOL Solar. b:chuckle

    Gnomes. You are too adorable. I may have to duel you, however, in defense of dandelions. Dandelions are cool.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Gnomes - Sanctuary
    Gnomes - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    Dollet - Sanctuary wrote: »
    LOL Solar. b:chuckle

    Gnomes. You are too adorable. I may have to duel you, however, in defense of dandelions. Dandelions are cool.

    Dandelion lover! This is just terrible....terrible. We will have to duel for certain! BALDERDASH! FLIMSY FLOPPITY FLORGLESNORTS.

    I am ashamed, ASHAMED of my thread now with these dandelion comments...

    *cries* I have shamed gnomes everywhere. *gives self an exp scroll and cries harder* I cannot use this! *bawling now*

    P.S. I am not smoking anything, but we do tend to remain in a constant foggy floop, but anyway gnomes. ( I will destroy you dandelion girl )
  • HolyInferno - Sanctuary
    HolyInferno - Sanctuary Posts: 767 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    you are the coolest looking character BY FAR b:chuckle

    Awesomeb:victory
    b:bye you were all swell peoples
  • Gnomes - Sanctuary
    Gnomes - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    HolyInferno - Sanctuary wrote: »
    you are the coolest looking character BY FAR b:chuckle

    Awesomeb:victory

    You like Gnomes? I think us gnomes are awesome. We are pudgy, giant headed, gift giving magical beings. What isn't awesome about that?! I think I should send you something! *writes note on giant forehead* Dollet would get something but she likes the gnomes worst enemy! *sigh* I can't help myself....*makes notes all over face to send things*
  • Devarsi - Sanctuary
    Devarsi - Sanctuary Posts: 542 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    I must say that little song or rhyme thing is quite catchy .. you should put it to music o.O

    I don't venture up to etherblade too often.. crazy humans.. but maybe i'll see you in city of the lost one of these days and we can duel.. dueling is fun ^^
  • ViolentJay - Sanctuary
    ViolentJay - Sanctuary Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    I think this is the most **** thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life. I have to admit that your character looks really cool though.
  • Gnomes - Sanctuary
    Gnomes - Sanctuary Posts: 16 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    ViolentJay - Sanctuary wrote: »
    I think this is the most **** thing I have ever seen in my whole entire life. I have to admit that your character looks really cool though.

    *yawns* I appreciate your appreciation of my artistic value! We Gnomes don't use that disrespectful word though. However, we gnomes are not like leprechauns and therefor cannot make you do our bidding, so we will just have to accept your lack of fun....we don't like to though...we would rather give you a big purple cloud and let you float around on it smiling and being happy. I have failed you and I am sorry. :(
  • Dollet - Sanctuary
    Dollet - Sanctuary Posts: 94 Arc User
    edited February 2009
    But... garden gnomes and dandelions live in harmony together on people's front lawn. Why not in perfect world? o_O
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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