The Moped -

lena
lena Posts: 243 Arc User
edited July 2008 in Off-Topic Discussion
The Moped

An elderly man on a Moped,
looking about 100 years old,
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO.
It cost half a million dollars!'

'That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
'Why does it cost so much?'

'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks,
'Mind if I take a look inside ?'

'No problem,' replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window
and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped !'

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !

He slows down to see what it could be
and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

Something whips by him going much faster !

'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator
and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.

Then, up ahead of him,
he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
He gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !

Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows
into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?'

The old man whispers,

'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror .
You Were Never Meant To Arrive In Hell Looking Like A Fashion Plate...Rather To Slide In Backwards..Glass Of Wine In Hand..Hair In Disarray..Totally Exhausted.... Screaming man what a ride !!!!!!!
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  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Is this like a short story?
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  • ambie
    ambie Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    :0 wow..That really spoke to my soul.
  • sphinx
    sphinx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    lol that was a funny story. Is that the end or is there going to be more?
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  • lena
    lena Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    sphinx wrote: »
    lol that was a funny story. Is that the end or is there going to be more?

    LOL no hun thats the end hun
    You Were Never Meant To Arrive In Hell Looking Like A Fashion Plate...Rather To Slide In Backwards..Glass Of Wine In Hand..Hair In Disarray..Totally Exhausted.... Screaming man what a ride !!!!!!!
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  • lena
    lena Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    merulz wrote: »
    Is this like a short story?

    No hun its one of the many jokes that come through my mail lol...well not so much a joke but its sort of like one hehehe I would send in the other ones I have but they are kinda R 16 and not sure if we have anyone under that age limit
    You Were Never Meant To Arrive In Hell Looking Like A Fashion Plate...Rather To Slide In Backwards..Glass Of Wine In Hand..Hair In Disarray..Totally Exhausted.... Screaming man what a ride !!!!!!!
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  • merulz
    merulz Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    Oh, because it kind of seemed like it was. Funny at the end, but a wall of text nonetheless.
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  • sphinx
    sphinx Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    lena wrote: »
    No hun its one of the many jokes that come through my mail lol...well not so much a joke but its sort of like one hehehe I would send in the other ones I have but they are kinda R 16 and not sure if we have anyone under that age limit

    Well you can keep the jokes on coming, just make sure they are pg13 rated;)
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  • lena
    lena Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited July 2008
    merulz wrote: »
    Oh, because it kind of seemed like it was. Funny at the end, but a wall of text nonetheless.

    LOL I know what you mean lol...should see the ones I have on my myspace lol they are definintely more like stories rofl but one of them I find hilarious lol...but not good idea posting it here lol
    You Were Never Meant To Arrive In Hell Looking Like A Fashion Plate...Rather To Slide In Backwards..Glass Of Wine In Hand..Hair In Disarray..Totally Exhausted.... Screaming man what a ride !!!!!!!
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