After only 4 treatments, Narguhk could already see new hair growing back in. He eagerly looked forward to becoming the chick magnet he had been in his glory days once again.
"Yes, Madame Bear, you are next in line for a massage and manicure. No, that "buff young hunk of elk meat" is not your masseuse today. Mr. Elk runs the morning aerobics class, and his next class starts in 10 minutes. Yes, ma'am. We have scheduled your favorite ogre masseuse, Tolbin Clunkerknuckles, especially for you this…
"Just grab him by the whiskers, give him a good shake, and show him who's boss!" ...boy, I sure hope that guy with the funny feathered head dress knows what he's talking about!