1)"Make toys" he says, Hrmph! I'm not that kind of elf, but I am the kind that will take this sleigh. Now which way to Evermeet? 2)The brochure said it came with a greater trunk of holding, room for 4, and available in every color. Wait what is this fine print? "Made in Thay", well that explains it...
Great, just great. Angry bear ready to charge to the left, and dinner to the right. And here I am pulling splinters out of my hands because of a shoddy bow made by a Gnome! Mielikki curse him! Stupid jobs paying coppers instead of diamonds, so I had to get the cheap gnome bow instead of the beautifully crafted Elven bow...…
The combat disadvantage can be reduced through feats...I have a GWF and have no problems sitting in the middle of mobs using only wicked strike, and if its up slam for daily(and I didn't take the feat to reduce CA). For single targets I use flourish, restoring strike, takedown, and sure strike. And that was before the…
From Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook 4th Edition CHAPTER 2 | Making Characters (information on page 16 along w/ability scores) Defender (Fighter, Paladin) Defenders have the highest defenses in the game and good close-up offense. They are the party’s front-line combatants; wherever they’re standing, that’s where the…
Earl the GF:"Hey Larry, I just rolled a one on this 'disintegrate' save thingy. What does that mean?" Larry the TR: "Um...you really gotta ask? OK, imatank imatank imatank *whack 9k crit* um imahurt imahurt imahurt, needa heals!!" Claire the DC: "What???? Stay out of the red areas!!! Guys I can't heal stupid. " Beholder: "…
probably been said but... 1)Beholder: "Can't we all just get along????" OR 2)Adventurer:"Dude, I'm telling you Ed lied, this ain't no damned pinata and I'm pretty sure there isn't any candy in it either"
It isn't the campfire buff ;) I've spent the zen to reset everything and its still 1pt short in those 3 stats. I can spend another $6 usd I suppose to "test" it yet again.