I... can barely write my name legibly. I have no talents for the drawing of things. But this needs to be drawn.
You may have heard of a certain Dead/Undead God Orcus... I was meandering about the forgotten realms wiki, reading about the different Deities and stumbled upon something of a Gem-
Orcus has a chance of hearing his name whenever and wherever spoken, and of reacting by manifesting to the speaker in an irritated mood. Unscrupulous merchants in various parts of the D&D have used this by selling parrots trained to speak only innocuous phrases until at a predetermined location, when they scream Orcus' name non-stop. This summons the demon, who slays the adventurer, allowing his or her equipment to be looted by the merchant's associates.
The Forgotten Realms Wiki
So I'm imagining a group of Battle Hardened adventurers fleeing in terror as a parrot flies hard after them screaming "ORCUS! ORCUS! ORCUS!"
If someone could draw this, it would be the crowning decoration of my tiny sad un-decorated desk.
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Note: I have absolutely no time to actually make an attempt at this, so all this post is really is a suggestion/bump for the next reader. Who hypothetically has more artistic talent and time than me.