Dear Mr. Dran This 'Elite Intern' is getting on my nerves! You would think that as an "Elite" intern, he would know to put my snacks in my bag instead of throwing them on the ground. Because of this, I named him 'Dungeon Fodder". Please, Sir... at his next orientation, inform him that he is to put my snacks in my bag. Otherwise, I WILL feed him to the next dragon I come across.