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The most important question ever asked.

spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
edited May 2015 in Off Topic

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  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Depends, does it turn into a girl even if it's a male cat? Or does my cat turns into a boy?

    With their age, they would probably turn into disgruntled 45+ something old men eating my dinner and asking when I'm getting a: steady job, married, children.


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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    klitty wrote: »
    Depends, does it turn into a girl even if it's a male cat? Or does my cat turns into a boy?

    With their age, they would probably turn into disgruntled 45+ something old men eating my dinner and asking when I'm getting a: steady job, married, children.

    The picture should provide an answer to all your questions.
  • ealford1985ealford1985 Posts: 3,582 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Kick the **** out of it for being on the furniture
  • meedacthunistmeedacthunist Posts: 2,961 Arc User1
    edited May 2015
    I'd pass it to authorities. Right after taking back my breakfast.
  • friezalivesonfriezaliveson Posts: 219 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I'd probably pet it.
  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I don't own a cat.
    So that happening raises a question: Who the hecks cat it is? How it got in? And where the heck did it get those cornflakes?
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Kick it up the arse like always.
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  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I sit back and enjoy the colors because I'm obviously, as Neil Patrick Harris put it, tripping balls! :tongue:
    'Dec out

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  • vonqballvonqball Posts: 933 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Would I get to turn into a fat happy cat and get mah bellay rubbed? Cuz, I'd be down for that.
  • ashensnowashensnow Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I thought the most important question ever asked was:

    Would you like fries with that ?

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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    ashensnow wrote: »
    I thought the most important question ever asked was:

    Would you like fries with that ?

    Fries with your cat girl? ...that does sound good.
  • artmanpweartmanpwe Posts: 177 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    klitty wrote: »
    Depends, does it turn into a girl even if it's a male cat? Or does my cat turns into a boy?...
    spinnytop wrote: »
    The picture should provide an answer to all your questions.

    I dunno. I've seen the kind of... stuff... where she might still be packing.
    ...Since 2009.
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  • itsbrou#5396 itsbrou Posts: 1,778 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Kick her leech **** out while telling her to get a GED.



    ....then buy a boy cat and wait.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    artmanpwe wrote: »
    I dunno. I've seen the kind of... stuff... where she might still be packing.

    That just makes it better! \( o w o )/
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    1. check which one of my female cats it was

    2. wonder why she still has cat ears. also why she has long hair, since my two have short fur.

    3. wonder where she got and how she got into the lingerie especially tying the bows in the strings, when as a cat she should play with them.

    4.wonder if she still needs the litter tray or do I have to toilet train her.

    5. after making sure she is securely locked, go next door and ask them to check their cat.

    6. if their cat hasn't changed, take ex-cat to vet and get scanned for microchip.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Sedate her and contact the university and the local news. I'm cashing in on this!
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  • salutage14xxsalutage14xx Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I'll be the one to say it...**** it? Only if it would look like tha picture well than yes!
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I'll be the one to say it...**** it? Only if it would look like tha picture well than yes!

    at which point you find, that all the teeth and claws are in perfect working order and female cats are not interested unless they are in season.

    a large medical bill later. She gets sold to someone to cover the expenses.

    5 years at a breeding cattery. Tom cat loses if female isn't in season. If he's persistant, tom cat gets beaten up by irate female.
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  • meedacthunistmeedacthunist Posts: 2,961 Arc User1
    edited May 2015
    Also, it's zoophilia.
  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    chaelk understates:

    at which point you find, that all the teeth and claws are in perfect working order and female cats are not interested unless they are in season.

    To be honest, they're not really all that interested then, they just can't help themselves. They're even less interested after the male's penis spikes have virtually shredded their vaginas, so much that when breeding it's recommended to have a place for the male to hide, because the female will try to kill him (and who could blame her?). :biggrin:
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  • joybuzzerxjoybuzzerx Posts: 882 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    To be honest, they're not really all that interested then, they just can't help themselves. They're even less interested after the male's penis spikes have virtually shredded their vaginas, so much that when breeding it's recommended to have a place for the male to hide, because the female will try to kill him (and who could blame her?). :biggrin:

    That is nothing like the female cats I have had. :p
  • kaiserin#0958 kaiserin Posts: 3,171 Cryptic Developer
    edited May 2015
    This thread is getting a bit too weird and going down some shady paths, closing.
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