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nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
edited May 2015 in Off Topic
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Sometimes I wonder I really do and yes he did cook it in a box used for Microwavable fries :I
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  • joybuzzerxjoybuzzerx Posts: 882 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    o.O Did he just not know you could set the oven to 425, put the bacon on a rack on a cookie sheet and cook for 20minutes?

    *shakes head* A waste of bacon.
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    joybuzzerx wrote: »
    o.O Did he just not know you could set the oven to 425, put the bacon on a rack on a cookie sheet and cook for 20minutes?

    *shakes head* A waste of bacon.

    That would require brain cells.

    That, Pringles, a crap ton of candy bars and honest to goodness Mtn Dew are his staple diet, the diet of a CoD bro :I
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  • jennymachxjennymachx Posts: 3,000 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Microwaves suck. I use a toaster oven and it does a better job at light cooking / reheating.

    Also how hard is it to fire up the stove and get a frying pan?
  • gingervitosgingervitos Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    You philistines do not have the mental capacity to fully understand my culinary genius.

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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    sorry but my fathers fried eggs beat that.

    one inch of oil in pan. crack egg into it. fry

    and he doesn't even have the decency to get high cholesterol
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    If you must microwave bacon (and I've had to from time to time; for various reasons, frying it on the stove just isn't always possible), at least have the decency to purchase a microwave bacon rack. Takes 3-4 minutes (depending how thick the bacon is), and comes out... acceptable. At the very least, almost infinitely less likely to be still carrying diseases than - that.

    (Pigs are biochemically very similar to humans. If the pig has a disease, it's quite likely the bacteria/virii involved would be more than happy to infest you as well. It's why you can eat steak tartare, but pork should always be done at least medium-well. It's also why people who've committed cannibalism say that human flesh tastes like pork.)
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  • tfavsb10tfavsb10 Posts: 309 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    nepht wrote: »
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    Sometimes I wonder I really do and yes he did cook it in a box used for Microwavable fries :I

    What a waste!!!! I Shal inform the Bacon Gods of this in justice! may thier punishment be swift, and chrispy!
  • xydaxydaxydaxyda Posts: 817 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Today I learned that english bacon looks kind of weird.

    Now if you're going to cook that stuff in the microwave...what you need is lay it out on some paper towels and cover it with another paper towel, put it on a plate and cook it for about 4 minutes (depending on how much and how crispy you want it.) Suspect as it may sound it is actually a fairly decent method if other means are not available... just be careful not to over cook it, or undercook it...because yeah raw pork and junk.
  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Trichinosis and a waste of perfectly good rashers. No offense, Nepht, but I really hope Ginger at least got the looks in the family.
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Trichinosis and a waste of perfectly good rashers. No offense, Nepht, but I really hope Ginger at least got the looks in the family.

    Nope he looks like a troll from Resident Evil 4.
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  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,802 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    gingervitos doesn't even mansplain it:

    You philistines do not have the mental capacity to fully understand my culinary genius.

    Son, just because it's pork and warm doesn't make it edible bacon.

    That's assuming you were going to eat it. You WERE going to eat it, right? RIGHT??? :eek:
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    nepht wrote: »
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    Sometimes I wonder I really do and yes he did cook it in a box used for Microwavable fries :I

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  • themightyzeniththemightyzenith Posts: 4,599 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    nepht wrote: »
    Nope he looks like a troll from Resident Evil 4.

    Oh...are you guys twins?
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  • itsbrou#5396 itsbrou Posts: 1,778 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Yumyum but not the one in the box.
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  • senshibat01senshibat01 Posts: 595 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I know 2 of 3 hungry Pandas agree
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Oh...are you guys twins?
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    We are half well bros different moms , his mom is a Scottish might explain his cooking skills >:D .

    He has an older bro thats not related to me thats even bigger than him @_@
    Yumyum but not the one in the box.

    Dunno ive been put off bacon by this incident.

    I know 2 of 3 hungry Pandas agree
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  • helbjornhelbjorn Posts: 678 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    I can't even tell what that is. Does bacon come in uncut slabs over there?

    The pic reminds me of the pigs' feet we used to practice suturing on in med school. You kept them refrigerated until you wanted to work on them, so you would throw them in the microwave for a quick heat up. You did NOT want to overheat those things or your apartment would stink like dead pig for days. Same thing with chitlins (po' boy Southern cuisine - pig intestines).
  • taintedmesstaintedmess Posts: 446 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    nepht wrote: »
    We are half well bros different moms , his mom is a Scottish might explain his cooking skills >:D .

    Nope definitely not part of the Scottish genetic makup to nuke bacon in a microwave that's just weird unless it was a one of only option thing then it gets points for a mad genius.
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited May 2015
    Nope definitely not part of the Scottish genetic makup to nuke bacon in a microwave that's just weird unless it was a one of only option thing then it gets points for a mad genius.

    He was trying to clone pigs :O

    Seriously went out near that sheep cloning place the other day and it just gives out bad vibes. I reckon Dr Eggman is a Scotsman ._.


    *disclaimer* I love Scotland its why I immigrated there. Rest of UK meh*.

    *double disclaimer* The rest of it is a bit meh.
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