If you must microwave bacon (and I've had to from time to time; for various reasons, frying it on the stove just isn't always possible), at least have the decency to purchase a microwave bacon rack. Takes 3-4 minutes (depending how thick the bacon is), and comes out... acceptable. At the very least, almost infinitely less likely to be still carrying diseases than - that.
(Pigs are biochemically very similar to humans. If the pig has a disease, it's quite likely the bacteria/virii involved would be more than happy to infest you as well. It's why you can eat steak tartare, but pork should always be done at least medium-well. It's also why people who've committed cannibalism say that human flesh tastes like pork.)
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Today I learned that english bacon looks kind of weird.
Now if you're going to cook that stuff in the microwave...what you need is lay it out on some paper towels and cover it with another paper towel, put it on a plate and cook it for about 4 minutes (depending on how much and how crispy you want it.) Suspect as it may sound it is actually a fairly decent method if other means are not available... just be careful not to over cook it, or undercook it...because yeah raw pork and junk.
Trichinosis and a waste of perfectly good rashers. No offense, Nepht, but I really hope Ginger at least got the looks in the family.
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I can't even tell what that is. Does bacon come in uncut slabs over there?
The pic reminds me of the pigs' feet we used to practice suturing on in med school. You kept them refrigerated until you wanted to work on them, so you would throw them in the microwave for a quick heat up. You did NOT want to overheat those things or your apartment would stink like dead pig for days. Same thing with chitlins (po' boy Southern cuisine - pig intestines).
We are half well bros different moms , his mom is a Scottish might explain his cooking skills >:D .
Nope definitely not part of the Scottish genetic makup to nuke bacon in a microwave that's just weird unless it was a one of only option thing then it gets points for a mad genius.
Nope definitely not part of the Scottish genetic makup to nuke bacon in a microwave that's just weird unless it was a one of only option thing then it gets points for a mad genius.
He was trying to clone pigs :O
Seriously went out near that sheep cloning place the other day and it just gives out bad vibes. I reckon Dr Eggman is a Scotsman ._.
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*double disclaimer* The rest of it is a bit meh.
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*shakes head* A waste of bacon.
That would require brain cells.
That, Pringles, a crap ton of candy bars and honest to goodness Mtn Dew are his staple diet, the diet of a CoD bro :I
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Also how hard is it to fire up the stove and get a frying pan?
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one inch of oil in pan. crack egg into it. fry
and he doesn't even have the decency to get high cholesterol
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(Pigs are biochemically very similar to humans. If the pig has a disease, it's quite likely the bacteria/virii involved would be more than happy to infest you as well. It's why you can eat steak tartare, but pork should always be done at least medium-well. It's also why people who've committed cannibalism say that human flesh tastes like pork.)
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What a waste!!!! I Shal inform the Bacon Gods of this in justice! may thier punishment be swift, and chrispy!
Now if you're going to cook that stuff in the microwave...what you need is lay it out on some paper towels and cover it with another paper towel, put it on a plate and cook it for about 4 minutes (depending on how much and how crispy you want it.) Suspect as it may sound it is actually a fairly decent method if other means are not available... just be careful not to over cook it, or undercook it...because yeah raw pork and junk.
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Nope he looks like a troll from Resident Evil 4.
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Son, just because it's pork and warm doesn't make it edible bacon.
That's assuming you were going to eat it. You WERE going to eat it, right? RIGHT??? :eek:
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We are half well bros different moms , his mom is a Scottish might explain his cooking skills >:D .
He has an older bro thats not related to me thats even bigger than him @_@
Dunno ive been put off bacon by this incident.
He tried pancakes once hit himself in the face.
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The pic reminds me of the pigs' feet we used to practice suturing on in med school. You kept them refrigerated until you wanted to work on them, so you would throw them in the microwave for a quick heat up. You did NOT want to overheat those things or your apartment would stink like dead pig for days. Same thing with chitlins (po' boy Southern cuisine - pig intestines).
Nope definitely not part of the Scottish genetic makup to nuke bacon in a microwave that's just weird unless it was a one of only option thing then it gets points for a mad genius.
He was trying to clone pigs :O
Seriously went out near that sheep cloning place the other day and it just gives out bad vibes. I reckon Dr Eggman is a Scotsman ._.
*disclaimer* I love Scotland its why I immigrated there. Rest of UK meh*.
*double disclaimer* The rest of it is a bit meh.
Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!