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chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,746 Arc User
edited January 2015 in Off Topic
someone asks "When did chickens start learning hieroglyphs?"

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  • scorpagorscorpagor Posts: 604 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    Whenever my grandmother sends me a birthday or christmas card, I always assume it says something nice, because I can't actually read it.
  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited December 2014
    I was once told by a colleague that I had the handwriting of a serial killer.

    In my defense, I was diagramming on a whiteboard.
    Choose your enemies carefully, because they will define you / Make them interesting, because in some ways they will mind you
    They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
  • rianfrostrianfrost Posts: 578 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    when you have a diverse collection of cd's because the Colombia house guys could never read the order number of the cds you were actually ordering.

    you are also old. because colombia house.
  • therealtedtherealted Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    When you print your name in Latin script and people ask if you speak Russian or Japanese.
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,746 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    when you ask someone else what it says.

    several of my freinds both in school and after, had to get other people to try and work it out.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,467 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    I write very very slowly... because if I write any faster, I won't even be able to read it.

    Before I learned to slow it down... someone once told me I had the handwriting of a doctor. Before I learned what that meant, I thought it was a complement :redface:
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,746 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    foot in mouth disease: reading prescription. "you can't be a doctor, I can read your writing."
    He had very neat writing.
    My mothers answer to my brothers(both of them) bad writing.
    Calligraphy pens.
    you can only write with them if they are held at the correct angle and the practice exercises are better than the normal writing practice
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  • decorumfriendsdecorumfriends Posts: 2,811 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    My handwriting is ugly, but always legible. That's because I print! Cursive should be outlawed. Most people's cursive is a bunch of indecipherable loops.
    'Dec out

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  • jennymachxjennymachx Posts: 3,002 Arc User
    edited January 2015
  • therealtedtherealted Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Overheard at work:

    "How can you read his writing?"

    "It's not reading; it's deduction."
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,811 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Ŷ̬̦̬̳͚̪̳͈̘̫̀̈́̊̏͑̂̚͠͝ỏ̧̟͉̩̻͙̰͉̭̝̐̄̾̀̔̆̊̾̚ư̲̰̥̼̳͙̠̻̻͋͐̌͋̀͑̊͆̏͜ ̙̺͕̝̩͓̠̘̗̍̔̇̄̀̈́̃͐̿̓͜k̢̥̩̻̣͍̟̘̱̀̐̍̄͊́͗̑̽͜͝n̨͖̜̪̻͓͕͙̂͑̈́̈́̔̂̊̚͜͝͠ͅo̧̝͍̦̱̺̗͍͓͂̓́͛̌̑́̊̆̚͜w̧̺̫̳̻̦̠̺͍̠̋̎͊͊̊̄̀̎̈́͑ ̧̧̛̺͚̦͕̦̘̟̠̇͗̌̔̀͗̉͌́t̢̻͔̭͉̪̣̬̬͓͗̓̿̃̆̑̏̂͂͗h̨̛̛̲̳̳̦̮̫̟͚̼̊͂̎̉̈́̀̊̿a̡̡̛͚̦̦̥̺̗̤̍̎̉̐̏͌̌̀̌ͅt̥̞̳̹̘͎͕̦̰̳̀̃̏̿̀̍̃̒͑̈́ ̢̗͍̮̦̟̥̻͓̱͗́͛́̓͒̓̃͑̒y̦̯̦̪͚̰̮̝͍͕͑́̏̒͂́̈́̋̚͝ó̢̻̖̝͙̻̝̼̩̫͂͐̐̌́̌̆͘͠ȕ͓̟̗̲̘͇̣̼̰̄͌̑̑̒͐̎̆͜͝r̨̢̛̺͎̝̬̘̙̲̩̆̉̑̄͌͌̑̈́͘ ̢̢͈̗̭͍̞͍̪͍͐̀̌́͗̒́̊̆͂h̨̡͇̯͔̤͚͕̳̯̿̈́̃̎̌̓̂̓̉̒ḁ̢̬̩̪͕͙̟̹̺̃́̀̈́͊̄͛͛͑͠ņ̡͕̳͔͎͇̜̩̎̂͆͊̍͒͊̈́̐̈́ͅḑ͓͕̝͇͖͎̬̗̘̈́̑̂̎͂̔͌̌͆̌w̧̢̬̩̞̗̫͓̜̯̉́̏̾̈́͑̋̓͌͝r̗̟͙̬̲͓̠̫͉͖̆̊́͆̈́̎̊͘̕͝i̢̼̲̫̯͙̩̙̙͕͋̄̑͌͊̇̓̅͛͝t̡̳̠̫̝͈͍͇͍̏̾̏̿̏̀́̀̄́ͅi̮͖͔͙̫̩̠̫̬̒̎͒̉̓͋̂͊̈̚ͅn̢̳̙̹̭̣͓̯͎̊͒͋̽͌͒̐̈͒͑ͅg̡̨͔̲̤̬̮̘̤͋̍͋̔͐̾̀̏̊́ͅ ͖̯̹̪̱̟̥̭̝͚͋̅̽̔͌̅̾͐͝͝i̗̪͍̟̻̭̪̖͍̠̾̾̑̂͗̓̉͊̐͝ş̡̧̭̼͙͔̖͇̿͋̊̊͂̈́̈́̄͘͠ͅ ̢͍̭̣͙̠̞̳̲̙̉͛̊́̽̍̐̇̔̕b̠̟̱͚͉̮̼͙̖̘̂͒̅̆̈͆̿͠͠͝á͍̻͓̲͍̭̫͕̭̹̃͑͆̈́͒̈́̓͐͌d̨̨̳̲͚͔̹̝͚̼̾́̒̒͗̇̀͌͂͠ ̢̠͙̳̬̤̹͙͚̏͋̇̈́̾̏͂̂̽͆ͅw̡̙̙̹͙̻̺͇̰͉̋̿̌͑̇̒̒͒́̚h̗̰̙̣̯̙̞̙̖̣̑̉̈́̋̿͆̅̕͘͝e̢̧̛̥̜̙͕̝̯͕̠̎͆̃͌́͐̌̒͘ń̢̧̨̯̲͓͉̹͓͙̂̾̈͐̇͂̈́́͒ ̛̘̰͍̤̟̥͔͈͍̈̌͛̆̅͌̈́̽̓ͅi̫̣͓̯̞̳̫̹̗͎̔̈́̀͋̔̊̐͆̔̈́t̢̧̛͎̹͇̪̻̹̖̋̔̈́̐̐̃͊̐̾͜ ̧̡̥̥̙͎̰̜̱̥̄̈͗͌͛̀̑̃̒͌į̣̥͍͔̺̬̗̽͋͂̇̂́͂̈́͋̚͜ͅş̼͚͓̩̫̮̳͇̈̂̑̀́͐̌̉̔͝ͅ ̢͙̤͍̲͍̖̫̙͕͋͗͌̃̑̽͒̽͘͝b͓̥̪̫̘̤̟̬͔̦͑̈̈́͒̈̾̈́̉̇̉ȃ̧̡͙͍͎̺͎̳͓̆͐̔͒̆̉̑̏́ͅd̢̢̻̟̯̺̱͔͍͖͂͛̆͊͒̈́̒̓̆̕ ̼͖̗̝̣̘̲̤͙̦̀̄̋̎̏̌̾̐̓̈e̡͍͕͚͍̙͔͕̳̾̃̈̆͆͊̌̅̕͝ͅv̛̬̦̬̤̲̙͙͎̠̯͋̈́̿̈̀̅̀̊͆ȩ̠̘̖̹̭̦͉̝͓̎͊̔̽͛̿̽̂̽͑ņ̼͔̖͙̝̼̦̠̬̿̓͂̏̀̉̏̄̚͝ ̢̦̞͔̫̠̼̗͎̑͗̍̾̒́̀͘͝͝ͅw̖̹̯͚̠̠͖̲̦̱͑̀̊̓̀͛̃̒̚͝h̛̛̹̦̱̩͎̩̯̯͎̓̇̇̽̓̽̋͘͜ę̳̲̟̱̥͎̗̼̇͆̏͛͌̑̈́͘͝͝ͅņ̧̨̨̙̜̞͇̘͈̀̈̃̈̾̃̏̇̕͠ ̨̘̻̣̠̮̖̲̤̋̉̏̿́̿͐͆́̉ͅỳ̢̠̣͓̻͉̫͎̣̱̎̓̿́̀̓̇̈͘o̡̜̱̬͉̳̮̬̻͎͛̉̓̈́́̎͘̚͝͝ṵ̡̗̳̹̬̼͇̪̫̓͂́̉̂͊̐͝͝͝ ̢̧̩̖̹̤͖̦̥͎̅̾͒̌̈́̐̂̅̏͘a̢̢̺͈͉̣̲̜̼̱͆̂̏͗̆́͐̊̆̕r̡̲͎͔͈̜͉͇̐̆̈́̈̒͒̉̉̓͐͜ͅȩ͖͔̭͍̤͙̞̪͛̈́̃̔̒̿̈́̇̿͜͝ ̢̘̠̰̞̝̦͓͈͉́̒̈̽̿̽̓͐́̒ķ̡̢̮̖͔̲̣̙̠̉̓̾̈̈͆̅̈́̃̚e̤͎̯̥̟̫͙͔̺͋̈̉̆̇̅̆̚͜͠͝y̛͈͙̦̤̥͔̳͍̩̻̅̍̒̆̒͌̾̈́̍b̡̼̤͍͓͖̥̙̯̈́́̀͑͗̄̊́̄͛ͅó̡͙̬̰̪͇͔̠̦̿̌̅͛̂̊̇̀͘͜ą̩̰̹̼͇͇͈̠͑͆̒̅͑̾̈́̄͘͝ͅr̛̩̬̝̼̣̬̮̝̬͇̔̈́̈́̋̈́̇̋̐͠d̖̤͈̳͉̺̥̜͎̟̒̈́̓͆̋̌̈̈́̚͝ị̙͎̗̮͕͖̟̬̺̀̾̔̎͗̈́̓̏̎͝ņ̢̫͇͙̩͈̝͔̞̎͌̈́̀̎̅̋̇͂̐g̨̛̱̪͈̲̠͔̭̬̯̓̋͋̈́̿̅̃͝ ̨̘̲̦͎̲͔̝̩̌͛̇́̆͂͌̌́̚ͅò̡̞̣̺͕̳͇͉̰̅͊͌̒̈̊̾̆͘ͅn̼̺͇̰͓̖͇̟̜̯̏̎̋͐̊̆̑̕͘͝ ̛̦̳͇̼̰͚͓̪̩̻̑̀͆͊͊̑̓͆̚t̬̞̩̫͚̙̗̬̙̪̽͂͆̽̈́͋̿̄̅̚ḩ̟̟͍̦̝̗͓͉̭̆̏̀̈́̍̐͋̎͘͠è̢̢̡̛͉̭͓͚̼̼̳͊͋͊̿͆͘̚͝ ͓̖͉̻̟͔͇̘̩̖̃̏̓͆͂̑́̇̉͝i̧̛͈̪͔̦͉̜̩̻̭͌̆̀̀̄̀̄̈̾ņ̧̘̝͍̣̙̪̙͂͆̅̅̈́̂̍́̄͜͠ṱ̡̲͇̪̫͖̬̗̀̾̈̍̄̌́͌̔͆ͅé̛͔̘̼̠̺̻̫̥̜̫͒̏̂̽̐̒͋͌ŗ̨̮̖̠͓̬̙͎̌̄̽͒͛͂͑̈́͛̚ͅn̝̰̖̯̗̫͕̞̪̻̏̋̾͆̊̆͊̚̕̕ę̧͎̩͈̞̳͚͕̬̑̀̓͒̿̿͐̅͒͊t̨̡̧̡̪̮̘̦̬̥̄̃͛̽̽̅̈͂́̎.̡̧̻̮̠̤͇̘̟̼̉̒̇̑͊͐͒͘̚͝
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,811 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Something I just created something using someone elses handwriting.
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    http://letters.writing-fonts.com/reader.php?key=8fd405803799492dd648ec4d11ee77cd
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Posts: 4,916 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    Ŷ̬̦̬̳͚̪̳͈̘̫̀̈́̊̏͑̂̚͠͝ỏ̧̟͉̩̻͙̰͉̭̝̐̄̾̀̔̆̊̾̚ư̲̰̥̼̳͙̠̻̻͋͐̌͋̀͑̊͆̏͜ ̙̺͕̝̩͓̠̘̗̍̔̇̄̀̈́̃͐̿̓͜k̢̥̩̻̣͍̟̘̱̀̐̍̄͊́͗̑̽͜͝n̨͖̜̪̻͓͕͙̂͑̈́̈́̔̂̊̚͜͝͠ͅo̧̝͍̦̱̺̗͍͓͂̓́͛̌̑́̊̆̚͜w̧̺̫̳̻̦̠̺͍̠̋̎͊͊̊̄̀̎̈́͑ ̧̧̛̺͚̦͕̦̘̟̠̇͗̌̔̀͗̉͌́t̢̻͔̭͉̪̣̬̬͓͗̓̿̃̆̑̏̂͂͗h̨̛̛̲̳̳̦̮̫̟͚̼̊͂̎̉̈́̀̊̿a̡̡̛͚̦̦̥̺̗̤̍̎̉̐̏͌̌̀̌ͅt̥̞̳̹̘͎͕̦̰̳̀̃̏̿̀̍̃̒͑̈́ ̢̗͍̮̦̟̥̻͓̱͗́͛́̓͒̓̃͑̒y̦̯̦̪͚̰̮̝͍͕͑́̏̒͂́̈́̋̚͝ó̢̻̖̝͙̻̝̼̩̫͂͐̐̌́̌̆͘͠ȕ͓̟̗̲̘͇̣̼̰̄͌̑̑̒͐̎̆͜͝r̨̢̛̺͎̝̬̘̙̲̩̆̉̑̄͌͌̑̈́͘ ̢̢͈̗̭͍̞͍̪͍͐̀̌́͗̒́̊̆͂h̨̡͇̯͔̤͚͕̳̯̿̈́̃̎̌̓̂̓̉̒ḁ̢̬̩̪͕͙̟̹̺̃́̀̈́͊̄͛͛͑͠ņ̡͕̳͔͎͇̜̩̎̂͆͊̍͒͊̈́̐̈́ͅḑ͓͕̝͇͖͎̬̗̘̈́̑̂̎͂̔͌̌͆̌w̧̢̬̩̞̗̫͓̜̯̉́̏̾̈́͑̋̓͌͝r̗̟͙̬̲͓̠̫͉͖̆̊́͆̈́̎̊͘̕͝i̢̼̲̫̯͙̩̙̙͕͋̄̑͌͊̇̓̅͛͝t̡̳̠̫̝͈͍͇͍̏̾̏̿̏̀́̀̄́ͅi̮͖͔͙̫̩̠̫̬̒̎͒̉̓͋̂͊̈̚ͅn̢̳̙̹̭̣͓̯͎̊͒͋̽͌͒̐̈͒͑ͅg̡̨͔̲̤̬̮̘̤͋̍͋̔͐̾̀̏̊́ͅ ͖̯̹̪̱̟̥̭̝͚͋̅̽̔͌̅̾͐͝͝i̗̪͍̟̻̭̪̖͍̠̾̾̑̂͗̓̉͊̐͝ş̡̧̭̼͙͔̖͇̿͋̊̊͂̈́̈́̄͘͠ͅ ̢͍̭̣͙̠̞̳̲̙̉͛̊́̽̍̐̇̔̕b̠̟̱͚͉̮̼͙̖̘̂͒̅̆̈͆̿͠͠͝á͍̻͓̲͍̭̫͕̭̹̃͑͆̈́͒̈́̓͐͌d̨̨̳̲͚͔̹̝͚̼̾́̒̒͗̇̀͌͂͠ ̢̠͙̳̬̤̹͙͚̏͋̇̈́̾̏͂̂̽͆ͅw̡̙̙̹͙̻̺͇̰͉̋̿̌͑̇̒̒͒́̚h̗̰̙̣̯̙̞̙̖̣̑̉̈́̋̿͆̅̕͘͝e̢̧̛̥̜̙͕̝̯͕̠̎͆̃͌́͐̌̒͘ń̢̧̨̯̲͓͉̹͓͙̂̾̈͐̇͂̈́́͒ ̛̘̰͍̤̟̥͔͈͍̈̌͛̆̅͌̈́̽̓ͅi̫̣͓̯̞̳̫̹̗͎̔̈́̀͋̔̊̐͆̔̈́t̢̧̛͎̹͇̪̻̹̖̋̔̈́̐̐̃͊̐̾͜ ̧̡̥̥̙͎̰̜̱̥̄̈͗͌͛̀̑̃̒͌į̣̥͍͔̺̬̗̽͋͂̇̂́͂̈́͋̚͜ͅş̼͚͓̩̫̮̳͇̈̂̑̀́͐̌̉̔͝ͅ ̢͙̤͍̲͍̖̫̙͕͋͗͌̃̑̽͒̽͘͝b͓̥̪̫̘̤̟̬͔̦͑̈̈́͒̈̾̈́̉̇̉ȃ̧̡͙͍͎̺͎̳͓̆͐̔͒̆̉̑̏́ͅd̢̢̻̟̯̺̱͔͍͖͂͛̆͊͒̈́̒̓̆̕ ̼͖̗̝̣̘̲̤͙̦̀̄̋̎̏̌̾̐̓̈e̡͍͕͚͍̙͔͕̳̾̃̈̆͆͊̌̅̕͝ͅv̛̬̦̬̤̲̙͙͎̠̯͋̈́̿̈̀̅̀̊͆ȩ̠̘̖̹̭̦͉̝͓̎͊̔̽͛̿̽̂̽͑ņ̼͔̖͙̝̼̦̠̬̿̓͂̏̀̉̏̄̚͝ ̢̦̞͔̫̠̼̗͎̑͗̍̾̒́̀͘͝͝ͅw̖̹̯͚̠̠͖̲̦̱͑̀̊̓̀͛̃̒̚͝h̛̛̹̦̱̩͎̩̯̯͎̓̇̇̽̓̽̋͘͜ę̳̲̟̱̥͎̗̼̇͆̏͛͌̑̈́͘͝͝ͅņ̧̨̨̙̜̞͇̘͈̀̈̃̈̾̃̏̇̕͠ ̨̘̻̣̠̮̖̲̤̋̉̏̿́̿͐͆́̉ͅỳ̢̠̣͓̻͉̫͎̣̱̎̓̿́̀̓̇̈͘o̡̜̱̬͉̳̮̬̻͎͛̉̓̈́́̎͘̚͝͝ṵ̡̗̳̹̬̼͇̪̫̓͂́̉̂͊̐͝͝͝ ̢̧̩̖̹̤͖̦̥͎̅̾͒̌̈́̐̂̅̏͘a̢̢̺͈͉̣̲̜̼̱͆̂̏͗̆́͐̊̆̕r̡̲͎͔͈̜͉͇̐̆̈́̈̒͒̉̉̓͐͜ͅȩ͖͔̭͍̤͙̞̪͛̈́̃̔̒̿̈́̇̿͜͝ ̢̘̠̰̞̝̦͓͈͉́̒̈̽̿̽̓͐́̒ķ̡̢̮̖͔̲̣̙̠̉̓̾̈̈͆̅̈́̃̚e̤͎̯̥̟̫͙͔̺͋̈̉̆̇̅̆̚͜͠͝y̛͈͙̦̤̥͔̳͍̩̻̅̍̒̆̒͌̾̈́̍b̡̼̤͍͓͖̥̙̯̈́́̀͑͗̄̊́̄͛ͅó̡͙̬̰̪͇͔̠̦̿̌̅͛̂̊̇̀͘͜ą̩̰̹̼͇͇͈̠͑͆̒̅͑̾̈́̄͘͝ͅr̛̩̬̝̼̣̬̮̝̬͇̔̈́̈́̋̈́̇̋̐͠d̖̤͈̳͉̺̥̜͎̟̒̈́̓͆̋̌̈̈́̚͝ị̙͎̗̮͕͖̟̬̺̀̾̔̎͗̈́̓̏̎͝ņ̢̫͇͙̩͈̝͔̞̎͌̈́̀̎̅̋̇͂̐g̨̛̱̪͈̲̠͔̭̬̯̓̋͋̈́̿̅̃͝ ̨̘̲̦͎̲͔̝̩̌͛̇́̆͂͌̌́̚ͅò̡̞̣̺͕̳͇͉̰̅͊͌̒̈̊̾̆͘ͅn̼̺͇̰͓̖͇̟̜̯̏̎̋͐̊̆̑̕͘͝ ̛̦̳͇̼̰͚͓̪̩̻̑̀͆͊͊̑̓͆̚t̬̞̩̫͚̙̗̬̙̪̽͂͆̽̈́͋̿̄̅̚ḩ̟̟͍̦̝̗͓͉̭̆̏̀̈́̍̐͋̎͘͠è̢̢̡̛͉̭͓͚̼̼̳͊͋͊̿͆͘̚͝ ͓̖͉̻̟͔͇̘̩̖̃̏̓͆͂̑́̇̉͝i̧̛͈̪͔̦͉̜̩̻̭͌̆̀̀̄̀̄̈̾ņ̧̘̝͍̣̙̪̙͂͆̅̅̈́̂̍́̄͜͠ṱ̡̲͇̪̫͖̬̗̀̾̈̍̄̌́͌̔͆ͅé̛͔̘̼̠̺̻̫̥̜̫͒̏̂̽̐̒͋͌ŗ̨̮̖̠͓̬̙͎̌̄̽͒͛͂͑̈́͛̚ͅn̝̰̖̯̗̫͕̞̪̻̏̋̾͆̊̆͊̚̕̕ę̧͎̩͈̞̳͚͕̬̑̀̓͒̿̿͐̅͒͊t̨̡̧̡̪̮̘̦̬̥̄̃͛̽̽̅̈͂́̎.̡̧̻̮̠̤͇̘̟̼̉̒̇̑͊͐͒͘̚͝
    this font... I want it....
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,811 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    this font... I want it....

    Click on my unreadable sig. It's one of those. Zalgo, I think.
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  • kemmicalskemmicals Posts: 863 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    In my high school English classes, we had to correct the work of the people next to us. I was always stuck having to correct this one guy's work and, I swear to god, his handwriting was like early cave paintings.
  • vorshothvorshoth Posts: 603 Arc User
    edited January 2015
    When you write aunt and you then, due to how you draw the letter 'a' write 'cu**'
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