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Weird super powers that we'll never see in CO

zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
edited November 2014 in Champions Online Discussion
This gave me a chuckle.

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Post any super power or game mechanic that you think is too weird, too odd, or too pointless to make it in CO.

Keep in mind that we do have Ping-Pong Ball guns and Fish for beating bad guys with.

Not sure if there's a mechanic for it but wouldn't it be fun to also have a machine gun that fires Chocolate Eclairs that could cover mooks in whipped cream then drip-off or the ability to throw pies in faces of villains for a similar visual result.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Cream Pie: ranged attack, that reduces the Perception of the target and may also Stun them for a moment.

    Telephoneportation: can move from any point on the map to any other, but only if there is a telephone in use at each point.
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  • kemmicalskemmicals Posts: 853 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Telepooting: Tap/charge to deal toxic damage around you in a 15 ft. radius and disappear in the gas.
  • jaazaniah1jaazaniah1 Posts: 5,544 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Super flatulence?
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  • jaazaniah1jaazaniah1 Posts: 5,544 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    The Spleen in the Mystery Men
    gradii wrote: »
    I think there was a movie character who fought crime with that :eek::tongue:

    never seen the movie myself though.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jaazaniah1 wrote: »
    The Spleen in the Mystery Men
    Also, early in the run of the webcomic Axe Cop (written by, at the time, a six-year-old, and drawn by his adult cousin), we met Baby Man, a man who wore a giant baby costume and flew by passing gas.
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    can't remeber which game it is from, think it's rolemaster but
    worm control and amoeba control, yes actual powers
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  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Common sense! :D

    Yeah, I posted this one :3


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  • dr490nbr347hidr490nbr347hi Posts: 260 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    gradii wrote: »
    ok, I'll add one:

    Asteroids!

    click power, 0.5 second cooldown, pbaoe. infinite range. infinite damage over time for 1,000,000 years.

    huge asteroids fall from the sky anihillating everything on impact including the terrain, leaving huge gaping holes in the server which the hamsters escape through, while Anton Dvorjak's new world symphony plays very loudly, thundering across the entire game and causing shaking effects in every zone and instance.

    when you use this power gateway station falls from the sky as well and becomes a new social zone, it's location is on top a crushed club caprice, which no one will mourn for.

    I legitimately LOL'ed at that.
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  • foxypersonfoxyperson Posts: 251 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jaazaniah1 wrote: »
    Super flatulence?

    Isn't that power already in the Infernal Supernatural set?
  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    foxyperson wrote: »
    Isn't that power already in the Infernal Supernatural set?

    Seriously lacking animations for that. We'd need cloth physics effects for coat tails and buttcapes, too.
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    This might be fun.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0bVaTjF_Y

    Also, Insect Control is a Super power in MSH RPG. I remember when one of my hero stopped the bank robbery of a villain that went by the name Itch Master. IM was very new and did not understand his main power was IC, the only thing he knew was that he could mae anyone have overwhelming desire to scratch like crazy.

    Over a long evolution Itch Master learned more and more about his powers and change his name almost every time. Aphid Attack, Fly Trap, Bee Keeper, The Moth, Roach Coach, Stink Bug ( with his one time side kick Dung Beetle ), Lady Bug ( his cross dressing phase ), Ant General and many more.

    After a long build up, our GM finally turned Itch Master into King Entomon and he finally proved to be a serious problem for our team instead of a comic relief side mission of the week. I was a pretty cool evolution.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    gradii wrote: »
    Inb4 a flood of posts saying how any new powers or mechanics are "impossible due to lack of resources" :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Resourceokenisis - the super power to magically manipulate how many resources individuals or teams have available to them, as well as the ability to control how those resources are used.
  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Moneymind:

    Shoot a huge wad of cash bills at enemies

    Disclaimer: Side effects include instant bankruptcy


    Cornucopia:

    Shoot food at enemies

    Disclaimer: Side effects include hunger for weeks


    Mistletoe:

    Make your enemies drop their weapons and pucker their lips

    Disclaimer: Do NOT use on vampires


    Anchor throw:

    Swing around an anchor nautilus style (hell yeah!)

    Disclaimer: Only works if you are near the sea or a ship that ended up in the desert somehow. Side effects include obsession with naval equipment for 3 months


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  • vinxbrvinxbr Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    what about drop a anvil from the sky on the enemy, just like in the Looney Tunes? :biggrin: (i know it can't be due to the PWA rules, but, would be fun, right?)
  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    vinxbr wrote: »
    what about drop a anvil from the sky on the enemy, just like in the Looney Tunes? :biggrin: (i know it can't be due to the PWA rules, but, would be fun, right?)

    What pwa rules? :O

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  • vorshothvorshoth Posts: 596 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Cape Stun: With a swish of your cape, you interrupt an enemy's attack by completely blocking their line of sight, melee range, causes a short lived stun type effect. Does not work on Enraged targets.

    You are in a Dark Room: You transform into a large black amorphous shape that fits with the visual style of Inky Ooze Tunneling, and engulf the target for ten seconds, doing crushing damage during which time both you and the target are both stuck in the same spot until the duration is over or they break the hold.

    Sword Throw:Throwing your sword at your enemy, does a spike damage in Piercing, makes all Blade powers have a six second cooldown while your blade somehow returns to your hand.

    Reload: Does nothing but an animation where you reload your last used munitions weapon. At most has a On Next Hit buff

    Transform Other: AoE effect, transforms targets into a teddy bear, a frog, or a cloud of green gas randomly for a short period. During this time the target has a high resistance to damage but their attacks are made pitifully weak. Can be applied on allied targets.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    vorshoth wrote: »
    You are in a Dark Room: You transform into a large black amorphous shape that fits with the visual style of Inky Ooze Tunneling, and engulf the target for ten seconds, doing crushing damage during which time both you and the target are both stuck in the same spot until the duration is over or they break the hold.
    It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    A grue?

    { runs away screaming }

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    gradii wrote: »
    sounds like something I could use when I play games like Starcraft. I always have trouble expanding and I lose because of it.

    Do you also make a sad face when the CPU sends over like 3 zealots/zerglings/marines and starts trashing your completely undefended resource gathering units? ._.
  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Aaron Williams, of PS 238 fame, was playing around on Twitter last evening with the hashtag #UnlikelySuperpowers. My personal favorite was the ability to convince others they can fly and are bulletproof.
    "Science teaches us to expect -- demand -- more than just eerie mysteries. What use is a puzzle that can't be solved? Patience is fine, but I'm not going to stop asking the universe to make sense!"

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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Aaron Williams, of PS 238 fame, was playing around on Twitter last evening with the hashtag #UnlikelySuperpowers. My personal favorite was the ability to convince others they can fly and are bulletproof.

    Scadenfruede - the super power.
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  • roughbearmattachroughbearmattach Posts: 4,784 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    How about locomotive transformation?
    The ability to turn into a train . . . oh, wait.
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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Id like the power of being immune to Caliga's stupid U_U
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  • ashensnowashensnow Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Aaron Williams, of PS 238 fame, was playing around on Twitter last evening with the hashtag #UnlikelySuperpowers. My personal favorite was the ability to convince others they can fly and are bulletproof.


    Only problem with that superpower is that it is primarily useful against people you don't need superpowers to defeat.

    Not particularly useful against people who are bulletproof and can fly.

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  • tfavsb10tfavsb10 Posts: 309 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Legokenisisthe ability to maniuplate small plastic bricks to your whim, turning them into amazing works of art, or just leaving them around for people to step on.
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  • jennymachxjennymachx Posts: 3,000 Arc User
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  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jennymachx wrote: »
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    Weird enough?

    Is this like a Pyro vs. Human Torch thing, where he can't create the tomatoes, but he can recolor them?
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    gradii wrote: »
    You mean that locust swarm summon power from infernal? we have insect control already. We can even BE the insects with scarab flight or tunneling.

    Yeah, you're right, but trust me it's nothing compared to the many levels of IC my old GM conjured up back in the 80s. :smile:
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Aaron Williams, of PS 238 fame, was playing around on Twitter last evening with the hashtag #UnlikelySuperpowers. My personal favorite was the ability to convince others they can fly and are bulletproof.


    LOL That's cringe worthy funny. Can you imagine if our heroes had the power to send game npcs to fight for them?
    I weep at the thought of all those dead hotdog vendors. :frown:



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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jennymachx wrote: »
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    Weird enough?

    If this picture says a 1000 words, I think I need a translator. :confused:
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    gradii wrote: »
    nah if the hotdog vendors did the fighting, all villains would be in stronghold in about half an hour.

    True. So true. Heck, they'd put us Metas out of work. :smile:
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  • blackwolf305blackwolf305 Posts: 169 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Nose hair attack, can be used like a hold, or a knock to

    Saw this power in a stupid anime once, wonder if anyone knows what I'm talking about( stupid being the key word)
  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Nose hair attack, can be used like a hold, or a knock to

    Saw this power in a stupid anime once, wonder if anyone knows what I'm talking about( stupid being the key word)

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    Egg Fu used to be able to do that until he caught SPACE ALOPECIA!

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    In the DCUO mutant egg monsters with space alopecia are a thing.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    nepht wrote: »
    Egg Fu used to be able to do that until he caught SPACE ALOPECIA!
    Well, Egg Fu isn't as yung as he used to be...
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  • purin1purin1 Posts: 433 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Nose hair attack, can be used like a hold, or a knock to

    Saw this power in a stupid anime once, wonder if anyone knows what I'm talking about( stupid being the key word)

    Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, stupid doesn't even begin to describe it.
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Well, Egg Fu isn't as yung as he used to be...

    That pun was so bad that even Carl Jung is groaning from his grave from pun splatter.

    :rolleyes:

    :smile:
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  • blackwolf305blackwolf305 Posts: 169 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    purin1 wrote: »
    Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, stupid doesn't even begin to describe it.

    Lol That's the one I was referring to
  • rianfrostrianfrost Posts: 578 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    purin1 wrote: »
    Bobobo-bo bo-bobo, stupid doesn't even begin to describe it.

    it is a parody anime, i loved it, but you had to have watched a hell of a lot of Japanese tv/manga and anime to get half the joke, and the puns were largely lost in the translation.. i still thought it was hysterical, but its very much in the absurdest humor vein. its loosely a pardy of fist of the north star, but it goes everywhere.
  • purin1purin1 Posts: 433 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    rianfrost wrote: »
    it is a parody anime, i loved it, but you had to have watched a hell of a lot of Japanese tv/manga and anime to get half the joke, and the puns were largely lost in the translation.. i still thought it was hysterical, but its very much in the absurdest humor vein. its loosely a pardy of fist of the north star, but it goes everywhere.

    I am aware of this. I enjoyed it as well and have watched through the whole thing multiple times, but I still think it's pretty ridiculous.
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  • drmechanodrmechano Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    chaelk wrote: »
    can't remeber which game it is from, think it's rolemaster but
    worm control and amoeba control, yes actual powers

    In a fantasy setting those powers are actually really freaking good.

    Considering Worms can grow upwards of 40 feet, have rows upon rows of teeth the size of kitchen knives and the ability to burrow through the ground faster than you can walk...

    Lets not forget that 'Amoebas' family includes things like the infamous Gelatinous Ooze, which can eat through ANYTHING living one 10 foot by 10 foot square at a time.

    Sure someone has 'rodent control', you laugh about it, you joke about it but then that guy proceeds to summon all the rats in a 100 foot area in an urban setting to eat someone alive and it all gets a little bit more Dishonoured in your respect for that guy.

    In our own discussion of useless superpowers, one of us brought up the idea of the ability to control shoelaces with your mind, until it was pointed out that you can strangle someone to death with them, cause them to fall over, bind their hands or, if given a high enough concentration of people, essentially create giant shoelace constructs.
  • kemmicalskemmicals Posts: 853 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    ****teroids.

    'Nuff said.
  • thebuckeyethebuckeye Posts: 814 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    vinxbr wrote: »
    what about drop a anvil from the sky on the enemy...
    There was a sound of impact, a raspy, dry scream, and the vampire went down hard. It lay on the ground like a butterfly pinned to a card, arms and legs thrashing uselessly. Its chest and collarbone had been crushed. By an entire frozen turkey. A twenty-pounder.

    The plucked bird must have fallen from an airplane overhead, doubtlessly manipulated by the curse. By the time it got to the ground, the turkey had already reached its terminal velocity, and was still hard as a brick. The drumsticks poked up above the vampire's crushed chest, their ends wrapped in red tinfoil. The vampire gasped and writhed a little more.

    The timer popped out of the turkey. Everyone stopped to blink at that for a second. I mean, come on. Impaled by a guided frozen turkey missile. Even by the standards of the quasi-immortal creatures of the night, that ain't something you see twice.

    "For my next trick," I panted into the startled silence, "anvils."

    How about RNG manipulation :p the power to make literally anything happen in the sphere of a few seconds, however what exactly happens even you have no clue...
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