Da archive of most insane suggestionZZ!

Eh, that wo'be great to have there a K00L. Like this:

Button - KILL'EM ALL

E.g.: button "KILL'EM ALL!". You press it, & all enemies on the level. l said: every single enemy. I.e.: including bosses, inanimates, etc. So to speak, it all be blown up with horrible noise, sparkles, VFX & so on. & you calmly goto level, take treasure & all become k00l, r00l & w/out a semaphore.

Chat command - IDDQD

Here's another example. lDDQD. You put that code this way: \iddqd & it gives you THIS INSTANT a bunch of lives, such great value, that enemies won't penetrate your armor ever & you with peace & silence, destroy them all without haste.

Button - lntangibility

And here's one more example. Button "lntangibility", allows you to pass through ANY walls. Don't use w/out flight, unless you become under the map & won't get out of there! This will raise sales of aerial Travel Powers as well.

Travel Power - SuperTrailBlazing

Or else: SuperTrailBlazing! Your character accelerates to such velocity, that leaves behing such hot fiery trail (millions, billions & zillions degrees), that initates Thermonuclear Fusion & produces H-BLAST, whole map is destroyed for 24 hours & then a radioactive desert appears on its place.

Spell - Cthulhu Summoning

There also possible to invent several spells. E.g.: "Cthulhu Summoning". Character wakes up Cthulhu, he falls upon enemies & one after another - ITTZ DA BRANE of them. Then he ITTZ DA BRANE of character itself. Simultateounly doomsday occur (Cthulhu awaken, isn't he).

Power - Vomit Blood

There is also idea to put into one of powerset ability (vomit blood). Char just suddenly - vomit a blood at enemies. Enemies after that say at once: "Brrr! Nay, just dontvont to play it anymore. All right, l'm quit outta this game, l will hire into WoW, there pay less money, but at least don't vomit blood!".

Enemy - Chuck Norris

Here'z another brilliant idea: add Chuck Norris to the game. He has an ability - Roundhouse Kick. When he uses it, character is knocked back with SUCH ENORMOUS FORCE, that he SO SPLATS into the camera, that glass (or plastic) of display can't withhold it, cracks & then (from second or third try), shatters with hail of shards & character flings away from PC monitor onto player's KEYBOARD. Then he scratches a head & says: "Where'm l?". In that case player have to put a character in the box & goto office of Cryptic Studios, in order to return it, because (nice beautiful s)he, just like all the pixels in game, belongs to provider.

Archetype: THE ARMOR

But all aforementioned is just a junk, comparing to New Archetype - "THE ARMOR". It's like a man inside the tank, he's surrounded by SUPERMEGAULTRA impenetrable armor, he has ASTRONOMICAL number or armor, hitpoints, defense & other stats. Meanwhile, this armor is monolithic, thus player can't see anything, either move or attack, shortly - full zero. Because of that - always play with a friend, or wife, or mommy, to that subject anywhere take you with (""/"nice beautiful") h("im"/"er") & throws you at enemies, shields by you from their attacks. Until some enemy struck you with drumstick & don't make "BOM!!!", to shockwave exploded your skull right through armor (tho armor isn't transparent & enemies won't know that you're dead already).

Munitions - HEADSHOT

And for Munitions Powerset add new (paid) feature - a player will get new possibility to deal HEADSHOT. Headshot blows up from inside dumb chumps of NPC's & as well explodes character's chump, although it's even more dumb. (""/"Nice beautiful") H("is"/"er") head style will be locked onto "headless" forever & his lntelligence stat will become equal to 0.002 (where'are those two thousandths - think for yourself, tho stop - you'll be unable to think anymore!)

Blinding Lazor & Bomb "SuperStinker"

Let's put into the game a "Blinding Lazor" ability. This laser is so much powerful, that being directed at camera will burn out eyes of player right through display. There's also possible to add a bomb called "SuperStinker", it's so much SuperStinky, that a stink passes through a glass (or plastic) of display & whole player's houseroom will smell up & become stinky as well. Player himself become stinky as well & can even lose his scent. Moreover, any passer, that walks past him, can lose scent same way!

Character - Radioactive

There's also idea to make possible creating playable character, that will control the RADIOACTIVITY. All nearby characters will become bald after a while & they will lose their teeth. Moreover, become bald & toothless a player himself, who play for that character.

Category - Unawakened

And last, but not least idea - there's archetype category "reawakened". But let's we'll do one more category - unawakened. These personalities will just sleep on a floor, & sleep on all around! You'll queue, (nice beautiful s)he'll dream, asleep sweetly. Just snore in the corner. The enemy'll throw a bolts, spit an acid, lazors from eyes & another bricks, but char'll calmly dream just before his nose & rarely says: "Don't disturb, l wanna sleep!".