Side effects of having a tiny superhero in your brain may include -
Dry Mouth, Severe Weight Loss, Restless Leg Syndrome, Restless Arm Syndrome, Restless Torso Syndrome, Massive weight gain, Rage, Mild Hulkism, Phantom Hand Syndrome, Vivid dreams of self-cannibalism, Scruffula, Bad humors, Late onset albinism, Spontaneous pregnancy, Increased risk of vampire attack, Dry mouth, Hairy Uvula, Speaking in tongues, Spontaneous and uncontrollable gum growth, Increased appetite, Permanent blindness, Mild kidney explosions, Testicular cranberrying, Rectal hallucinations, Pulmonary weevils, Brain tooth, Reemergence of the umbilical cord, Vein seizures, aortal collapse, Monkey-lung, Autonomous nipple syndrome, Genital migration, Brain tooth, Lactose addiction, X-ray hearing, Prolonged erections, (but not where youd hope), Lung-fire, Eye-curdling, Abdominal migration, Urethral nodding, Honus Wagners disease, A rare and irreversible condition known as carcassing, Goferism, Multi-brow, Tracheal meerkat colonies, involuntary Narnia adventures, ADHDEAD, Whatever happens when you drink rocket fuel, Testicular myopia, Warlock hump, Scrappy Doo-ism, Rocky Mountain oysterism, Grover Norquist syndrome, Rectal buffalo wings, Thoracic geysers, Nostril inversion, Inability to breathe on weekends, Rectal frosting, Arbys Mouth, Tennis Scrotum, Pituitary ferns, Skeletal xylophoning, Teriyaki Lung, radio-active earballing, viral video syndrome, mock-turtle neck, Angina monologs, ultraviolet hearing, internal belly-buttoning, Siamese nipples, hair swelling, involuntary blowhole, bearded thalamus, transsexual kidneys, rectal dyslexia, scrotal bassoon, Jimmy crack corns, spontaneous Harper's Subscription, adult-onset infancy, carpel testical syndrome, hepatitis bees, spaghetti ovaries, argyle pattern baldness, lou ferrignos, rectal departure, strangulated narnia, nine inch nails, beast infection, Rosemary's rabies, Jack Russel derriere, viral deportation syndrome and "The Clumps."
Oh.... I laughed until it hurt. It reminds me of a poster from some place I used to work:
"The Office of the Surgeon General has determined that working here may cause the following side effects:
Headaches, dizziness, nausea, internal and/or external bleeding, carpal tunnel, fainting spells, accelerated dementia, stuttering, loss of eyesight in one or both eyes, dry skin, general malaise, runny nose, writer's cramp, lethargy, an insatiable need to "end it all", coughing, watery eyes, uncontrollable drooling, gum disease, high blood pressure (or no blood pressure), vertigo when standing up, an uncomfortable itching when sitting down, severe gastronomic distension, swelling of the joints, slight blue tinge from lack of (any) oxygen, unceasing anxiety attacks, stroke, kidney failure (mostly from drinking at the water fountains), flat feet, bad back, liver disease, the body's spontaneous rejection of major vital organs, losing your car keys, arthritis in several (if not most) joints below chest level, depression, lactose intolerance, heightened awareness of the "fight or flight" response, permanent hearing loss, empathy for rodents and cockroaches, acute tinitus in one or both ears, lockjaw, the immune system's inability to cope against Hunta virus, hallucinations, coma, uncontrollable thirst, and/or shock(from lack of blood, air, or organs)."
No, I didn't type it up from memory. I made a photocopy.
Oh.... I laughed until it hurt. It reminds me of a poster from some place I used to work:
"The Office of the Surgeon General has determined that working here may cause the following side effects:
Headaches, dizziness, nausea, internal and/or external bleeding, carpal tunnel, fainting spells, accelerated dementia, stuttering, loss of eyesight in one or both eyes, dry skin, general malaise, runny nose, writer's cramp, lethargy, an insatiable need to "end it all", coughing, watery eyes, uncontrollable drooling, gum disease, high blood pressure (or no blood pressure), vertigo when standing up, an uncomfortable itching when sitting down, severe gastronomic distension, swelling of the joints, slight blue tinge from lack of (any) oxygen, unceasing anxiety attacks, stroke, kidney failure (mostly from drinking at the water fountains), flat feet, bad back, liver disease, the body's spontaneous rejection of major vital organs, losing your car keys, arthritis in several (if not most) joints below chest level, depression, lactose intolerance, heightened awareness of the "fight or flight" response, permanent hearing loss, empathy for rodents and cockroaches, acute tinitus in one or both ears, lockjaw, the immune system's inability to cope against Hunta virus, hallucinations, coma, uncontrollable thirst, and/or shock(from lack of blood, air, or organs)."
No, I didn't type it up from memory. I made a photocopy.
With only a few exceptions, what I copied and pasted came from the brilliant minds over at The Colbert Report. I did use their formula to conjure one or two side-effects.
Also... Hey, turns out on low graphical settings you can blow open a chunk error and find your way into the Nether! (apparently below Rasta's Depths or whatever it's spelt like there's a giant tiling square of lava)
(reposted due to this thread's rules on amount of pictures per post)
Also... Hey, turns out on low graphical settings you can blow open a chunk error and find your way into the Nether! (apparently below Rasta's Depths or whatever it's spelt like there's a giant tiling square of lava)
(reposted due to this thread's rules on amount of pictures per post)
actually thats the lava floor, it only looks like tiles till you get close. Three years on low graphics, I know that map well.
my favourite is still Ren center; floor, furniture, NPC's, some clothes, players.(ok mine tended to load real slow.)
Do Desert especially the Fallout mission and you can watch Talismans clothes vanish before she does.
MC citizens suddenly punched my face. And then started to burn. I healed her for my duty but was no meaning.
MC citizens is very scary. Go home go bed or call medic when you feel sickness. Don't walk everywhere. This is Pandemic!!!! @3@
Ever wonder what happens to enemy models when they're killed while charging Haymaker and do that 'ARRFGH I'M MELTING' animation?
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
while(true) {
cout << "Help, my hand is stuck in the grate.";
cout << "Little help?";
cout << "Please?";
}
return 0;
}
Choose your enemies carefully, because they will define you / Make them interesting, because in some ways they will mind you
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main() {
while(true) {
cout << "Help, my hand is stuck in the grate.";
cout << "Little help?";
cout << "Please?";
}
return 0;
}
That's an infinite loop... Not gonna try that out
"Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."
How did they do? Long fight or short fight? Sturdy continual assault or a constant tin-can-toss?
Just curious.
Actually did pretty well. We cleared zone 1, but they got scattered after that. Only a couple stuck to the rotation, the others went to random zones. So they started giving up and going back to their vehicles.
Has nothing to do with Five Nights at Freddy's. That's what five consecutive nights of reading Caprice chat will do to anybody's eyes.
Choose your enemies carefully, because they will define you / Make them interesting, because in some ways they will mind you
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
Gaze long enough into the Sun, the Sun will gaze back into you and give you solar retinopathy.
When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood.
Choose your enemies carefully, because they will define you / Make them interesting, because in some ways they will mind you
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
Nah there isn't enough clothes. Jewel needs to put on about 5 more layers of clothes and 6 hats before his character looks cute. :> then he needs to put head size and eye size to nothing and put all the sliders to max.
Nah there isn't enough clothes. Jewel needs to put on about 5 more layers of clothes and 6 hats before his character looks cute. :> then he needs to put head size and eye size to nothing and put all the sliders to max.
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"The Office of the Surgeon General has determined that working here may cause the following side effects:
Headaches, dizziness, nausea, internal and/or external bleeding, carpal tunnel, fainting spells, accelerated dementia, stuttering, loss of eyesight in one or both eyes, dry skin, general malaise, runny nose, writer's cramp, lethargy, an insatiable need to "end it all", coughing, watery eyes, uncontrollable drooling, gum disease, high blood pressure (or no blood pressure), vertigo when standing up, an uncomfortable itching when sitting down, severe gastronomic distension, swelling of the joints, slight blue tinge from lack of (any) oxygen, unceasing anxiety attacks, stroke, kidney failure (mostly from drinking at the water fountains), flat feet, bad back, liver disease, the body's spontaneous rejection of major vital organs, losing your car keys, arthritis in several (if not most) joints below chest level, depression, lactose intolerance, heightened awareness of the "fight or flight" response, permanent hearing loss, empathy for rodents and cockroaches, acute tinitus in one or both ears, lockjaw, the immune system's inability to cope against Hunta virus, hallucinations, coma, uncontrollable thirst, and/or shock(from lack of blood, air, or organs)."
No, I didn't type it up from memory. I made a photocopy.
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My characters
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Sausage thighs.
Perpetually Burning Man has some sweet moves.
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meh, people have different shapes.
demon-
wearing armour, only on extremities,
bikini on the bit with all the organs....
and horn rimmed glasses to show she has brains.
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Kinetidroid... ACTION KICK AND LOOK AT THE CAMERA!
We are all pilots
Beaming the world
Truly outrageous
and too advantageous, WOO
We are all pilots
With supertanks
Fearless and daring
But can't use them in banks, YEAH
O.o so many vehicles at one time... Wow what ST?
"Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."
~me
(reposted due to this thread's rules on amount of pictures per post)
actually thats the lava floor, it only looks like tiles till you get close. Three years on low graphics, I know that map well.
my favourite is still Ren center; floor, furniture, NPC's, some clothes, players.(ok mine tended to load real slow.)
Do Desert especially the Fallout mission and you can watch Talismans clothes vanish before she does.
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MC citizens suddenly punched my face. And then started to burn. I healed her for my duty but was no meaning.
MC citizens is very scary. Go home go bed or call medic when you feel sickness. Don't walk everywhere. This is Pandemic!!!! @3@
The irony is pulp-able.
Pfft he meant to do that...
A Playlist of my CO PvP video's (starting from post nerf PTS team duels)
Foxbat (muffled): You are despica-espicable.
Player: This is really more a Wily E Coyote scene than a Daffy one. so... MEEP MEEP!
It's a Black Talon convention!
The Talons take on the D's
I think this guy is developing superpowers.
So many days and he's still alive.
Yep.
I call this one Dante's Disco Inferno.
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Rose: I'll never let go Jack 2.0... I'll never let go....
@Aleatha1011 in CO | Keeper of the Cheesecake since Nov. 2011| Bunni BOT is on PRIMUS! | Come check out my deviantart page!
I wish I was there for that. Would have gotten on Destroyer.
#include <iostream> using namespace std; int main() { while(true) { cout << "Help, my hand is stuck in the grate."; cout << "Little help?"; cout << "Please?"; } return 0; }They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
"Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."
~me
How did they do? Long fight or short fight? Sturdy continual assault or a constant tin-can-toss?
Just curious.
Actually did pretty well. We cleared zone 1, but they got scattered after that. Only a couple stuck to the rotation, the others went to random zones. So they started giving up and going back to their vehicles.
Has nothing to do with Five Nights at Freddy's. That's what five consecutive nights of reading Caprice chat will do to anybody's eyes.
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
Gaze long enough into the Abyss, the Abyss will gaze back into you.
Gaze long enough into the Sun, the Sun will gaze back into you and give you solar retinopathy.
man , that's some New Years hangover. Hope it wears off this month.
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When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood.
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
MC citizens so violence.
That's a cute costume you have ^^
"Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."
~me
Heres how i see it...
IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR
Handle:@XG3NX
Champions Online.. where we sell lockboxes by the dozen.
@3@3@
Mechanon thinks he is playing CoD and is trying to use wall cover to hide from tanks. Mechanon fails at life for two reasons.
Reason 1: He is trying to play CoD.
Reason 2: The tank he is trying to wall cover from is on the same side of the wall as he is.
Nepht and Dr Deflecto on primus
They all thought I was out of the game....But I'm holding all the lockboxes now..
I'll......FOAM FINGER YOUR BACK!
They're really lucky they do count towards this mission.
Nah there isn't enough clothes. Jewel needs to put on about 5 more layers of clothes and 6 hats before his character looks cute. :> then he needs to put head size and eye size to nothing and put all the sliders to max.
Now that'd be cute.
A Playlist of my CO PvP video's (starting from post nerf PTS team duels)
Hey Yew! OSHIOKIYO!!