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Which NPC's would you let burn(accidently) and why?

chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
oh, also an excuse for why you aren't acting straight away. so you need to list three things


1. Mayor Biselle-
b) for thinking a partial catastrophe is not bad. It's either a catastrophe or not.
c) "just looking for that campaign pamphlet from your last one, would you autograph it for me?"

2.Random citizen
b) for being pushy also for rudeness,"For calling terrible people good role models
c)
3.Companion
b)for saying "a smart fighter quits while he's ahead."
c)
4.Ae'Qphoth
b)because so, so annoying...
c)
5.All of them(Sterga and Spinnytop agree)
b) various
c)Sorry, it's my vacation time now
c)I missed my flight home. It's not my fault the airport has a casino. And bar
6.The survivor of Kevin Poe and Cybermind being locked in a room
b) for being <insert expletive here>
c)
7.Mack in club caprice
b) for not understanding personal space
c)
8.Lewis (Masquerade I) Frey,
b)for starting the wretched hive of ERP and Rapeyness that is Club Caprice
c)
9.Defender
b)Why? Because I don't have a moment -.-
c)Why I would stand? Cuz then I can watch the reactions of the other super champions. I wonder whether they want him to burn also because of how much flattery he oozes... Besides Bethany can put him out, and I like Bethany. And the Defender won't know it was me. He was too busy wondering whether passing by heroes were short on time anyways. :P
10.Redsnake.
b)Because I'm sure his martial arts are superior to spontaneous combustion,
c)he doesn't need my help.
11.Demon key-
B) watch him fight, he goes on fire anyway. not like it would kill him.
c) I assume to watch other people panic
12.Defender,
b)because I ain't touching him and strange burning sensations are to be expected when you go penetrating things and trapping miscreants between you.
c) "Eh, he shoulda worn better protection."
13.The Gadroon Courier in City Center...
b) For deciding to disguise himself as a tourist
c)
14.Chocolate.
B)Cuz it doesn't exist in CO
c)Cuz I can have hot cocoa then
15. Every NPC with a ‘funny’ pick-up line in Caprice or Sharrera's Bar. ("Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?", "Right now I'm using my X-Ray vision for evil", etc.)
b) for using bad pickup lines(are there any good ones?)
c) may spill my drink
16. Ao-q.. (worm guy) and Fox bat
b) both for being stupidly annoying
c)
17.Citizens
b)they complain about your fashion sense.
c) hang on while I check this fashion magazine
18.Microman,
b) because he would make an excellent lighter.
c)(free bad joke)sorry bit short on extinguishers right now
19. Redsnake
b) for the exact reasons mentioned.
c) but... you said your martial arts were better
20.Sapphire,
b)because her show needs more Pyro.
c)
21. Sparkly Vampire
b) Teach him a lesson how he is supposed to act in sunlight.
c) See it's easy when you know how.
22. all Dogz
b) for chasing ambulances and watering fire hydrants
c) But I like hot dogs.
23. New shadows
b)because they are a bad joke
c)
24.Ironclad
b)because he' s a jerk
c)
25. Defender
b) he's a prat
c) "hang on, i have a phone call, just wait a minute"
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I'll hesitate spraying a citizen for each time I've been pushed around by a random citizen while I'm trying to sell my junk in Renaissance Center. Yes, I know I saved the world against a Qulaar invasion, now stop shoving me around!"

    And maybe also hesitate on the ones that say "SAVE ME, YOU FREAKING HERO!"
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  • meedacthunistmeedacthunist Posts: 2,961 Arc User1
    edited August 2014
    I'd vote Biselle but he's gonna turn this situation around 360 degrees anyway. :tongue:
  • coneuroniaconeuronia Posts: 63 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Ae'Qphoth because so, so annoying...
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  • mrhinkypunkmrhinkypunk Posts: 1,569 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    That darn companion that says "a smart fighter quits while he's ahead."

    Oh wait wrong game... Well you didn't specify so I'm gonna stick to that.
  • stergasterga Posts: 2,353 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    ALL OF THEM! Jerks keep pushing me off of my favorite standing spot. *shakes fist* Right after Blender Back. He totally lied about Val. How do you not know the club owner in the city your from is an evil <bad word>? And Caliburn. Seriously, that whole apocalypse shenanigans could have been avoided by some simple chatting. But NO! He just had to be all grumpy and shooty about it. Mayor Biselle for being in office for too long and refusing to die to those sniper despite no one trying to stop them. All of the champions. Ever try to take them with you on a unity mission? Kevin Poe for his bad taste in attire and that cackle. Zoe Loft for... you know what? I'm just going to go on vacation and hope when I get back that Mechanon cleansed all of MC.
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  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I say we lock Kevin Poe and Cybermind in a room together, and see if one of them manages to dweeb the other to death.

    And then we set the survivor on fire.
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  • jerax1011jerax1011 Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I say we lock Kevin Poe and Cybermind in a room together, and see if one of them manages to dweeb the other to death.

    And then we set the survivor on fire.

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  • selpheaselphea Posts: 1,229 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Takofanes

    so that we can finally stop getting Bloodmoon reruns.

    "wait, you mean that wasn't part of your getup?"
  • kemmicalskemmicals Posts: 853 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Mack in Club Caprice.. because he has no idea what personal space is.
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    edited to here.
    remember third part was
    your excuse for standing and letting them burn
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  • chalupaoffurychalupaoffury Posts: 2,553 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Lewis (Masquerade I) Frey, for starting the wretched hive of ERP and Rapeyness that is Club Caprice.

    Duratok and Ironclad, who would have to burn for exactly 1 minute and 20 seconds, after which time some guy with huge eyebrows would have to call me a sissy.
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  • stergasterga Posts: 2,353 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    chaelk wrote: »
    edited to here.
    remember third part was
    your excuse for standing and letting them burn

    I missed my flight home. It's not my fault the airport has a casino. And bar.
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  • tditstdits Posts: 666 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    sterga wrote: »
    Zoe Loft for... you know what? I'm just going to go on vacation and hope when I get back that Mechanon cleansed all of MC.

    The Death Dragon already killed Zoe Loft. With fire.
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  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Defender

    Why?

    Because I don't have a moment -.-

    Why I would stand?

    Cuz then I can watch the reactions of the other super champions. I wonder whether they want him to burn also because of how much flattery he oozes... Besides Bethany can put him out, and I like Bethany. And the Defender won't know it was me. He was too busy wondering whether passing by heroes were short on time anyways. :P

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  • canadascottcanadascott Posts: 1,257 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Redsnake. Because I'm sure his martial arts are superior to spontaneous combustion, he doesn't need my help.

    Also, I keep seeing this Statesman guy around using a bunch of other names. Seems like he's a real jerk, like he's better than everyone, I'm surprised no one's killed him yet. :)
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    edited to here and added a few more lines, we seem to have a lot of annoying NPC's
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  • chalupaoffurychalupaoffury Posts: 2,553 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    me wrote:
    Duratok and Ironclad, who would have to burn for exactly 1 minute and 20 seconds, after which time some guy with huge eyebrows would have to call me a sissy.

    ^^^^^^^^^^
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  • kemmicalskemmicals Posts: 853 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    The Gadroon Courier in City Center... For deciding to disguise himself as a tourist.
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    edited to here.
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  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Chocolate.

    Why?
    Cuz it doesn't exist in CO

    Why stand?

    Cuz I can have hot cocoa then

    "Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."

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  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Hey Chaelk, I just realized that you have been in my friends list for like 1.5 years now. Nvr knew you were @cloudsatdawn !!! I am @purpulius btw

    "Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."

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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    You can add this to the list for random citizens:

    "For calling terrible people good role models" xD
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Hey Chaelk, I just realized that you have been in my friends list for like 1.5 years now. Nvr knew you were @cloudsatdawn !!! I am @purpulius btw

    you think that's bad. Have a look at my signature, the writing above the picture and facepalm
    The bit that says @cloudsatdawn, alt acct @kittykaboomboom
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  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    chaelk wrote: »
    you think that's bad. Have a look at my signature, the writing above the picture and facepalm
    The bit that says @cloudsatdawn, alt acct @kittykaboomboom
    and edited to here

    Oh dang! Haha guess I should bother to read signatures more often XD a habit of mine :P

    "Good can be found in heights, even in the deepest pits of evil" but "The valleys of evil always exist in the mountains of good."

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  • sapphiechusapphiechu Posts: 259 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Who: Every NPC with a ‘funny’ pick-up line in Caprice or Sharrera's Bar. ("Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?", "Right now I'm using my X-Ray vision for evil", etc.)

    Why: If you have to ask, you still use pick-up lines – and therefore deserve to burn with them. (Muahahaha!)

    Why just stand: What? You want me to hose them down? They're not humping yet, and I might spill my drink!
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  • chimerafreekchimerafreek Posts: 383 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Ao and Foxbutt.

    Ao for Obvious reasons, Foxbutt just because I hate him.
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I put in Foxbat, since Foxbutt sounds like one of Smackwells characters.
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    chaelk wrote: »
    I put in Foxbat, since Foxbutt sounds like one of Smackwells characters.

    Dammit I was saving my last free character slot for my Reawakened Automaton. Now what do I do?
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  • meedacthunistmeedacthunist Posts: 2,961 Arc User1
    edited August 2014
    Dammit I was saving my last free character slot for my Reawakened Automaton. Now what do I do?
    Made him a reawakened foxbattlebot. :biggrin:
  • aceretrieveraceretriever Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Every citizen that claims that I'm--now how did they put it? "This week's fashion disaster?" >:[
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    added it and gave you a logical excuse for waiting for them to burn
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  • aceretrieveraceretriever Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    The evil part of me wants to say "Oh, but your outfit is on fire!", but the good part of me is going with your plan; we need an idle reading emote!
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    The evil part of me wants to say "Oh, but your outfit is on fire!", but the good part of me is going with your plan; we need an idle reading emote!

    reads comment, groans,
    gets rolled up newspaper,
    "bad doggy"
    *smack*
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  • ruprechtvandoom1ruprechtvandoom1 Posts: 54 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Microman, because he would make an excellent lighter.

    Jokes aside, Redsnake for the exact reasons mentioned.

    And Sapphire, because her show needs more Pyro.

    Edit: Nobody mentioned Sparkly Vampire yet! Teach him a lesson how he is supposed to act in sunlight.
  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Ao and Foxbutt.

    Ao for Obvious reasons, Foxbutt just because I hate him.

    Ao would probably laugh while it was happening u3u that guy is a boss.
  • meedacthunistmeedacthunist Posts: 2,961 Arc User1
    edited August 2014
    AoWhatever would survive some meager fire DoT anyway. :X

    I'd burn all Dogz. So they can stop chasing ambulances and *** at hydrants and some less laughable gang can take their ground.

    Followed by all New Shadows. Also to made a room for someone less of a bad comedy.
  • novaninja555novaninja555 Posts: 836 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    gradii wrote: »
    Burn the new shadows, Feed the Dogz chocolate.

    You mean hot chocolate? :P

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  • ashensnowashensnow Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Ironclad.

    He's kind of a jerk and I always liked Obsidian better anyway.

    'Caine, miss you bud. Fly high.
  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    edited to here.
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