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nephtnepht Posts: 6,883 Arc User
edited July 2014 in Off Topic
Did you know if you pat a cocker spaniel too hard its eyeballs pop out.

Hippos are related to whales.

Cleopatra was a Greek with blonde hair ( I knew that hussy wasnt a real brunett U_U )

Some irish King called Brian when he ran out of swords had his men sharpen bricks.

Theres a dog/seal hybrid somewhere in Canada.

King Arthur was Russian.

Nepht should really stop reading Forteen times as its not an actual book.
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  • kojirohellfirekojirohellfire Posts: 2,075 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    You mean "Fortean Times?" Haha... yeah, some really weird (and highly questionable ****) gets placed in that rag. But, as long as it's entertaining, why complain?
  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited June 2014
    Hippos actually are related to whales, although it's in much the same sense as humans are related to lemurs....

    The rest of that list, of course, is amusing bunkum.
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    I think you misspelled a word in that Irish King Brian story.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Way to go Nepht, you finally learned how to read... and that's what you choose to use your new skill on...
  • fookilafookila Posts: 72 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    I was thinking about this hippos, they're just a "Water Horse", now you mention this hippos being related to whales. Strange thing I asked.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    jonsills wrote: »
    Hippos actually are related to whales, although it's in much the same sense as humans are related to lemurs....

    The rest of that list, of course, is amusing bunkum.

    Also, Cows and Dolphins are related according to Robin Williams.
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