As I speak for Canada, I can assure you in the name of our moose overlords that no actual beavers were harmed in the making of this terribly cheesy movie.
Basically, people make movies with dart boards that have nouns written on all the spaces.
It's actually fairly clever. Some movie makers take great pains to craft a carefully thought out and sensible story... but who cares?
You ever seen people slow down while driving so they can watch someone who's driving carefully and sensible? NO, people slow down to stare at car wrecks, and they stare longer and harder the worse it is.
Sharknado was basically a school bus full of kids that ran into an 18 wheeler carrying a load of dynamite and hand grenades with defective pins.
Choose your enemies carefully, because they will define you / Make them interesting, because in some ways they will mind you
They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
And it would surprise me not at all to find that Octosquito was currently in post-production...
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It's actually fairly clever. Some movie makers take great pains to craft a carefully thought out and sensible story... but who cares?
You ever seen people slow down while driving so they can watch someone who's driving carefully and sensible? NO, people slow down to stare at car wrecks, and they stare longer and harder the worse it is.
Sharknado was basically a school bus full of kids that ran into an 18 wheeler carrying a load of dynamite and hand grenades with defective pins.
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They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
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you talking about owls or the food place?
mind you, both would be funny.
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I would watch OctoQuake.
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You know what, I'm definitely curious now. I think I'll give it a watch soon.
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OCTOCANO! Shamefully I would watch that ._.
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My dad would agree with you, even got him a shirt about it
I have only seen the end myself, but my grandpa and I watched Stonados, it was amusing :P
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