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What is the weirdest thing a player has said to you?

kittyotixkittyotix Posts: 55 Arc User
edited December 2013 in Fan Base Alpha
Hello everyone.
Today I had a player say his privates were bigger than my boyfriend's.....so very random.
Has anyone else had random stuff said to them that makes your jaw drop?
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  • bluhmanbluhman Posts: 2,410 Arc User
    edited July 2013
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  • theravenforcetheravenforce Posts: 7,148 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Player X in Club Caprice: "Hey there, how's it going?"

    The Winter Fairy(my toon): "Going good thanks!"

    Player X: "Heey..nice wings.."

    The Winter Fairy: "Oh thanks ^^"

    Player X: *Comes closer and leans forward* "Can I lick your wings? Go on...I'm sure you'll enjoy it more than I will.*Grins seductively*"

    The Winter Fairy: :eek: *Spirits herself away at full speed*

    This is a mild example of something crazy, I've had stranger things said to my toons Mentella, ForceGirl and CharmCaster, which I don't think I can post on the forums..lol :redface:
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  • flamingbunnymanflamingbunnyman Posts: 2,035 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    And that's why I never go in Club Caprice. Not everyone in there is that crazy, but everyone that crazy is in there...
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  • pallihwtfpallihwtf Posts: 677 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    While playing as Penny, some dude pm'd me:

    "CMON WHERE U GOING I WANT TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOU"

    Whah, huh, WHAT? He must've meant like... He wanted to take a screenshot of me, for some reason, but it came out weird. Infact the whole scenario is kinda weird.
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  • bwdaresbwdares Posts: 1,517 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Some person once walked up to me and was like, "Hello" and I was like "WTF LEAVE ME ALONE CREEP!"



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  • agentcanadaagentcanada Posts: 775 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Weirdest thing for me was a little different. I play a character called She-Squatch and I must've ran past this guy but he fired off a private tell saying
    "You do know that Sasquatch kidnap and eat human babies right?"
    I didn't actually know how to respond but then quickly fired back
    "Not me, I'm strictly vegetarian"

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  • monaahirumonaahiru Posts: 3,073 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Once I was asked "Do you have boyfriend?" I answered "My toon? No she doesn't"
    And he said "No your self"... Wut shall I answer? :/
  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    monaahiru wrote: »
    Once I was asked "Do you have boyfriend?" I answered "My toon? No she doesn't"
    And he said "No your self"... Wut shall I answer? :/

    'Yes, want to borrow him?'
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  • maleb666maleb666 Posts: 364 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I was playing with my Yautja toon, and someone said to me:

    Yautja or not, I'd do you so hard and so deep, that the person that could pull me out, would be the next king of England"

    I just choked and ran away... And I wasn't even on Caprice...
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  • bluhmanbluhman Posts: 2,410 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    maleb666 wrote: »
    I was playing with my Yautja toon, and someone said to me:

    Yautja or not, I'd do you so hard and so deep, that the person that could pull me out, would be the next king of England"

    I just choked and ran away... And I wasn't even on Caprice...

    Ah, that reminds me of another one I got after talking a bit in zone.
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    maybe I took that the wrong way? I dunno.
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  • kittyanonkittyanon Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Random dude in a tell: Are you a present? Because I want to unwrap you.

    Me: Christmas was six months ago, genius.
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  • monaahirumonaahiru Posts: 3,073 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    flyingfinn wrote: »
    'Yes, want to borrow him?'
    ...
    It sounds so MAGICAL...
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  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Random Dude: 'Do u want ticle'

    Me: "...."

    Random Dude: 'A tickle tikl tickle'

    Random Dude: "I ah... dude... uh... I NEED AN ADULT!"

    Random Dude: 'i like'

    And then I backflipped away.

    Also someone called me a series of expletives. Just out of the blue. And they justified it by saying they have watched me for 90 days.
  • klittyklitty Posts: 1,545 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    The weirdest thing was a guy who was sending me pms and when I tried to reply he was ignoring me. And he kept talking, and talking, and talking.

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  • nextnametakennextnametaken Posts: 2,212 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    "You should ask people first, before teaming them.".

    This particular person will spend 40 minutes in zone chat spamming for a Gravitar team.
  • flamingbunnymanflamingbunnyman Posts: 2,035 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Yesterday a guy was asking in Zone chat how he was supposed to get onto the rooftops when he was a superspeeder. I explained that by jumping on boxes, ledges and fire escapes, you could get almost everywhere in the game without any travel power at all.

    He replied: "Well what the <expletive deleted> do we have travel powers for if they're all <expletive deleted> useless?"
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  • drgmstrdrgmstr Posts: 886 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    bluhman wrote: »
    Ah, that reminds me of another one I got after talking a bit in zone.
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    maybe I took that the wrong way? I dunno.

    You know why they said that right? No clothing + fur = She must be naked. Everyone will never understand that fur does not equal nudity. Who all remembers Cheetah from the Justice League animated series? Same concept.


    On topic: I was minding my own business hanging out with a friend when someone PMed me: "Your toon looks hot, I just love...furries. :3" I didn't even reply back to them and just said in my channel: "I need an adult!!!!"
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  • flamingbunnymanflamingbunnyman Posts: 2,035 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    This thread reminds me of the old "Rude Tells" thread from the City of Heroes forums. It ran for over 4 years, and there were some real gems in it.

    Someone made a backup of it before the CoH forums were deleted. Since I don't like those storage websites that force you to log in to download, I've mirrored it on my personal webspace. The file is a zip of a bunch of htm files.

    Psychoti (also posting as Adelante on occasion) was some sort of magical idiot magnet, and pretty good with snappy comebacks. His posts were often among the best.
    Psychoti wrote:
    This afternoon I logged in to work a little more on my Sonic/Sonic defender. I get on a team with a few tanks, increasing their damage potential pretty well considering there were no scrappers or blasters LFT at our level range. One of them says, "One more mish then I gotta break for lunch."
    A couple seconds later I get a tell from that same tanker, presumably female, saying, "Thank you for joining! I love Sonics so much, can I have your babies?"

    This was highly disconcerting.

    "FOR LUNCH?!!" I reply.

    "....."

    "I was just kidding!" - from me. Alas, she'd put me on /ignore.

    It wasn't so much a 'Rude' tell, except from me perhaps. Next time I'll just say 'thank you kindly' and leave it at that.
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  • stergiosmanstergiosman Posts: 717 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    Haha, gotta love some comebacks people think!
  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    drgmstr wrote: »
    You know why they said that right? No clothing + fur = She must be naked. Everyone will never understand that fur does not equal nudity.
    My daughter's been watching the Disney/Pixar movie Brave a lot. Maybe these folks need to watch it too, especially the scene where Queen Elinor has just been transformed into a bear, and is frantically trying to make a dress out of a curtain because she burst her clothing.

    "Mum, you're covered with fur! You're not naked!!"
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  • avianosavianos Posts: 6,196 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    I was having my Goblin character Idling under the Tailor Roof while I was waiting for an Alert to Begin
    and someone stopped really close near me and PMed me:
    I WANT TO LICK YOUR EAR!

    Oooook... and I though that my Appeal for Green-Skins and Fantasy men was Messed Up :tongue: but seriously this Creeped me out!

    I'm not sure if they were joking or they meant it
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  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    The worst are when people feel the need to PM you something rude, and then when your reply is 'Excuse me?' they have you ignored. AND KEEP DOING IT.
  • sockmunkeysockmunkey Posts: 4,504 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    This didn't happen to me. No one bothers to talk to me...they know better *scowls*. But I did watch it happen in front of me.

    Pervert: "I have a job for you but it's a little dirty."
    Character that looks like a 10 year old girl: "i dont care"
    P: "Well, I'm willing to pay you 5 silver if we go have sex."
    C: "i just need new clothes"
    C: "i need a coutstume slot"
    C: "deal"

    I really wished I had Chris Hansen on speed dial.
  • kittyanonkittyanon Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited July 2013
    sockmunkey wrote: »
    This didn't happen to me. No one bothers to talk to me...they know better *scowls*. But I did watch it happen in front of me.

    Pervert: "I have a job for you but it's a little dirty."
    Character that looks like a 10 year old girl: "i dont care"
    P: "Well, I'm willing to pay you 5 silver if we go have sex."
    C: "i just need new clothes"
    C: "i need a coutstume slot"
    C: "deal"

    I'm an adult, but I need an older adult.
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  • nextnametakennextnametaken Posts: 2,212 Arc User
    edited August 2013
    Last night answering a call for help in Zone chat:

    Me: whats the plan
    [Tell]He: its really ba
    He: its really bad
    He: can you belevie me
    Me: out with it lug
    He: ok
    He: my friend is the creator of the game
    Me: oh yeah?
    He: yea
    Me: ok so whathappened/
    He: his not my friend any mroe
    Me: aw
    He: but he still knows me
    Me: you're like his nemesis?
    He: you wont belive me with this
    Me: naturally
    Me: but who knows I might change my mind
    Me: go on with your story of lost game developer friends
    He: he said taht if i dont show him dark aura i will be band
    He: from thsi game
    He: can yuo help me with this ?
    Me: well then you better show him the dark aura or else
    Me: nope i've never seen it in 2 years
    He: i dont have it i told him
    He: he wont belbibe Me
    He: belevie Me
    Me: well tell him if he bans you that you'll play DC and Marvel and then laugh at him
    Me: show him whose boss
    He: i did but he allmsot band me from this game
    He: thats why i need you help
    Me: to get dark aura? where is that ?
    Me: resistance?
    He: no
    He: followe Me
    Me: ha auction house?
    He: right here
    Me: you think i have that kind of money?
    Me: i'd have dark aura myself
    He: well they lower it to 900g
    He: can yuo try adn get me on
    He: one?
    Me: yeah i never even see that much in two years
    He: oh
    Me: silver players can only hold 250G
    He: no
    He: they can hold up to 600
    Me: no way
    He: yea my friendd said
    Me: since when?
    He: long time ago
    Me: your friend the creator of the game?
    He: no
    He: and he said if you buy a hide out you get alot of more money
    Me: yes but you can't HOLD it
  • fog50fog50 Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Well,I knew one guy.We were killing zombies in Desert.Suddenly,he stopped moving.

    I was like "Come on idiot! :mad: ".After few seconds I was shocked.

    He asked me:"Did you drink your sperm?".
    I said:"That's good question.What do you think?".
    He said "No?"
    "You are genius.BTW what about you?"
    Now THIS is the worst thing: "Yes,mmmm :rolleyes: "
    :eek: I was like:"He is calling me!"
    "Who?"
    "One guy,must go!"

    That's right-nobody called me then,but that was the best solution.
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  • jedite2012jedite2012 Posts: 334 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Nor really said but an action

    I was a female toon with the thingy that makes you huge..forgot what it was called

    I was standing around doing nothing at the ren center and this guy toon stood between my legs and just jumped up and down
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  • lafury001200lafury001200 Posts: 567 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    This was a few months ago, and the poor guy/gal who said this was mortified, as it was an obvious mistell, but I couldn't resist. Context, we had farmed resistance for globals and the stomp device roughly 24 hours earlier.

    Me: Are you busy?
    Player: Orgies. Lots and lots of orgies.
    Me: Wow. Okay....umm have fun :)
    Player: Omg, mt. Wait
    Me: Well I was wondering if you wanted to go Mega D farming, and get more globals. But you seem like you have your hands full.
    Player: Omg no, it was a mt, someone was asking me why my sg disbanded.
    Me: They disbanded over orgies? Yikes.
    Player: No! It was....oh nevermind. I'd like to go, but busy atm.
    Me: Sounds like it!
    Player: (assorted apologies)
    Me: (a few more teasing tells)
  • fog50fog50 Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    jedite2012 wrote: »
    I was a female toon with the thingy that makes you huge..forgot what it was called
    Super Magnifier
    jedite2012 wrote: »
    I was standing around doing nothing at the ren center and this guy toon stood between my legs and just jumped up and down
    Same situation here!Players think they are cool if they jump between your legs :rolleyes:
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