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COPvP Rap Battles

oobtreeoobtree Posts: 1,068 Arc User
edited April 2013 in The Hero Games
I'm Malware & I'm up in this piece, chewin on you newbs like a pro-beast
I'm radical, super-bad; rockin' you with Force Det like I started the fad
I'll blast your face with Ruin, Void Shift you to shame
I've got AoPM boi; I'll make you BM
Check out my superstats, Str/Con/Int
You think you can beat me? Take the hint.

You're clueless, you talk mad ****
Your ego burst, like popping a zit
Fan the flames, create a stir
You got no skills, get back to ERP. :tongue:

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Let's see your COPvP raps!
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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
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    Champions Online: Be the hero you wish you could be in a better game.
  • oobtreeoobtree Posts: 1,068 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Well that didn't rhyme.
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Mister thugclown, thanks for coming to your performance review.
    No problem.
    So you're the best pvper around here is that fair to say?
    Absoloutely, I'm a clown.
    Okay so take us through a day in the life of a clown.
    Well the first thing I do is...

    Check my aura! Like a clown.
    Make sure it's primal! Like a clown.
    Push two gun mojo! Like a clown.
    Push it again! Like a clown.
    Push it a third time! Like a clown.
    Use ebon ruin! Like a clown.
    Hit ego surge! Like a clown.
    Then strafing run! Like a clown.
    Take some damage! Like a clown.
    Use my ascension! Like a clown.
    EM Stealth! Like a clown.
    Hit conviction! Like a clown.
    Bionic shielding! Like a clown.
    More two gun mojo! Like a clown.
    Dodge like a master! Like a clown.
    Ebon ruin! Like a clown.
    Get knocked! Like a clown.
    Oh shoot got critted! Like a clown.
    Piss my pants! Like a clown.
    Think up excuses! Like a clown.
    Lucky dodge! Like a clown.
    Hit my resurgence! Like a clown.
    Think up some smack talk! Like a clown.
    Get ego surgin! Like a clown.
    More strafing! Like a clown.
    Fifth of vodka! Like a clown.
    **** on the forums! Like a clown.
    Get chat banned! Like a clown.
    Rage at everyone! Like a clown.
    Quit pvp! Like a clown.
    Come back next day! Like a clown.
    Say you're the greatest! Like a clown.
    Copy jhonny's build! Like a clown.
    Say it's original! Like a clown.
    Say it's a theme build! Like a clown.
    Uninstall CO! Like a clown.
    Reinstall and patch! Like a clown.
    Whisper other clowns! Like a clown.
    Touch their epeen! Like a clown.
    Teamin up in bash! Like a clown.
    Farmin all the noobs! Like a clown.
    Read a good book! Like a clown.
    Go to parents house! Like a clown.
    Slap your dads face! Like a clown.
    Kick your mom out! Like a clown.
    Then burn down the house! Like a clown.
    And then go to jail! Like a clown.
    Que up for ZA! Like a clown.
    Start out as the zombie! Like a clown.
    Kill everyone! Like a clown.
    Ten seconds! Like a clown.
    Eat a big mac! Like a clown.
    Go to bed! Like a clown.
    Champions Online: Be the hero you wish you could be in a better game.
  • oobtreeoobtree Posts: 1,068 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Fo shizzle. :wink:
  • stergiosmanstergiosman Posts: 717 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Hmm someone's been drinking again...o0
  • prankensteinprankenstein Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    oobtree wrote: »
    Fo shizzle. :wink:

    You need to make a video in CO with Smooch's song. Please.
    ~~~The Tidal Tilde Wave of Seperation~~~
    I'd rather get STO's level of lockbox suck if worthwhile updates come with it. -Buxom
  • sagewithbubblessagewithbubbles Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I'm taking credit for this idea, as I originally suggested it back in COPvP sometime last year.

    Malware was up for it but McLuvin declined. :(
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  • isometryisometry Posts: 148 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    iso is my name, 4 years in the game
    chest beaming since beta, debuffing all my haters
    spectre is my SG, you're a spectator
    6 gold belts, I'm a double gladiator

    I roll with the best, literally RAD style
    spy on me on public test, you know I'll make it worth your while
    match my dps? you know that's futile
    slice immune turrets cause I analyze my log files

    day one of free to play, dragon claws aopm
    shadowform enrage before there ever was ruin
    dimensional assault rifle, eagle eye sniper
    farmed necrull's elixir when it was a secret item

    bash is my hideout, my home away from home
    points never matter, it's a free for all zone
    I know all the tricks, contributed a few
    in utc and stronghold you'll never beat my crew

    :biggrin:
  • strazabornstrazaborn Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I can almost see it
    That build I am building
    But there's a voice inside my head saying
    "You'll never make it"

    Every power I'm taking
    Every spec I make feels
    Lost with no direction
    My stats are shaking

    But I gotta keep trying
    Gotta keep my PRE held high

    There's always gonna be another cheese build
    We always have something to prove
    Always gonna be an uphill battle
    Eventually we all have to lose

    Ain't about that score at the end
    Ain't about how fast we run
    It's the fun
  • pallihwtfpallihwtf Posts: 677 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Yeah, uh-huh, Fo'sho!

    I'll be throwing Telekinetic lance on you all night
    Gonna stop when you're too crippled to put up a fight
    Not gonna kick you on the ground, that ain't right
    I'm just there to say good bye when you reach for the light

    Don't mind me, I am just building up ego leech
    Gonna collect the harvest planted from Telekinetic seeds
    When I put you to sleep you better hit MD
    No one knows where your next spawnpoint's gonna be

    Not even death can save you from me.
    :biggrin:
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    @Pallih in game
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I TRIED SO HARD TO FARM ACCLAIM
    IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
    I HAD TO FARM TO RETCON IT ALL
    BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

    ...oh wait... that's not rap.
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  • mrf0rz1mrf0rz1 Posts: 556 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    You can't argue against massively stacked STR, just like the others
    So many people beating you, don't know why I should bother
    You're an arrogant little slut
    With your Dragon Uppercut
    You call this mess a build? I call that a bunch of stale powers

    You *****
    There is nothing you should be proud with
    Everything that you built
    Only got one thing different from the same ****
    I'm an authentic builder
    You claim to be one and act brave
    It's time for your last words before I send you flying back into your grave.

  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ...this is the most awkward, most caucasian thread in the history of all things that exist or don't.


    This is like 8-Mile... if 8-Mile was about an awkward talentless white guy trying to break into the hip hop scene.


    This is like 8-Mile.
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  • mrf0rz1mrf0rz1 Posts: 556 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I admit that the hostility and... goal isn't exactly fitting, might regret having participated in.

  • soryu1983soryu1983 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Best.Thread.Ever!
  • soryu1983soryu1983 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It's not rap, but I'm gonna give it a shot :P


    I get knocked down, I get up again
    I'm always getting knocked down!

    I get knocked down, I get up again
    I'm always gettin knocked around!

    Resurging the night away,
    Convicting the night away !

    I got quickly beat,
    I thought that was neat,
    I got slowly beat,
    I think I'll just retreat,

    I sing the songs that remind me of the knock times,
    I sing the songs that remind me of the ruin times!

    Yeah, thats all I got :P
  • invinciblegirlinvinciblegirl Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    soryu1983 wrote: »
    It's not rap, but I'm gonna give it a shot :P


    I get knocked down, I get up again
    I'm always getting knocked down!

    I get knocked down, I get up again
    I'm always gettin knocked around!

    Resurging the night away,
    Convicting the night away !

    I got quickly beat,
    I thought that was neat,
    I got slowly beat,
    I think I'll just retreat,

    I sing the songs that remind me of the knock times,
    I sing the songs that remind me of the ruin times!

    Yeah, thats all I got :P

    Yo! you killin them son! :P
  • pallihwtfpallihwtf Posts: 677 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    smoochan wrote: »

    This is like 8-Mile.
    This thread is so much better than 8-Mile. :biggrin:

    Now am just wondering what kind of sick beats are you guys listening to while delivering raps this amazing, bwaha.
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    @Pallih in game
  • lovehammer1lovehammer1 Posts: 416 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    smoochan wrote: »
    Mister thugclown, thanks for coming to your performance review.
    No problem.
    So you're the best pvper around here is that fair to say?
    Absoloutely, I'm a clown.
    Okay so take us through a day in the life of a clown.
    Well the first thing I do is...

    Check my aura! Like a clown.
    Make sure it's primal! Like a clown.
    Push two gun mojo! Like a clown.
    Push it again! Like a clown.
    Push it a third time! Like a clown.
    Use ebon ruin! Like a clown.
    Hit ego surge! Like a clown.
    Then strafing run! Like a clown.
    Take some damage! Like a clown.
    Use my ascension! Like a clown.
    EM Stealth! Like a clown.
    Hit conviction! Like a clown.
    Bionic shielding! Like a clown.
    More two gun mojo! Like a clown.
    Dodge like a master! Like a clown.
    Ebon ruin! Like a clown.
    Get knocked! Like a clown.
    Oh shoot got critted! Like a clown.
    Piss my pants! Like a clown.
    Think up excuses! Like a clown.
    Lucky dodge! Like a clown.
    Hit my resurgence! Like a clown.
    Think up some smack talk! Like a clown.
    Get ego surgin! Like a clown.
    More strafing! Like a clown.
    Fifth of vodka! Like a clown.
    **** on the forums! Like a clown.
    Get chat banned! Like a clown.
    Rage at everyone! Like a clown.
    Quit pvp! Like a clown.
    Come back next day! Like a clown.
    Say you're the greatest! Like a clown.
    Copy jhonny's build! Like a clown.
    Say it's original! Like a clown.
    Say it's a theme build! Like a clown.
    Uninstall CO! Like a clown.
    Reinstall and patch! Like a clown.
    Whisper other clowns! Like a clown.
    Touch their epeen! Like a clown.
    Teamin up in bash! Like a clown.
    Farmin all the noobs! Like a clown.
    Read a good book! Like a clown.
    Go to parents house! Like a clown.
    Slap your dads face! Like a clown.
    Kick your mom out! Like a clown.
    Then burn down the house! Like a clown.
    And then go to jail! Like a clown.
    Que up for ZA! Like a clown.
    Start out as the zombie! Like a clown.
    Kill everyone! Like a clown.
    Ten seconds! Like a clown.
    Eat a big mac! Like a clown.
    Go to bed! Like a clown.
    LOL!!! Can't stop laughing...gotta stop reading the forums at work. Boss is looking at me like "WTF"!
  • lovehammer1lovehammer1 Posts: 416 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    smoochan wrote: »
    ...this is the most awkward, most Caucasian thread in the history of all things that exist or don't.


    This is like 8-Mile... if 8-Mile was about an awkward talentless white guy trying to break into the hip hop scene.


    This is like 8-Mile.
    scale.php?img=MS84LzEvNS8xLTE1NTMzODQtMTgxNTYxOS5qcGc&ctype=1&v=4&q=81&xs=620&ys=383&sig=fa44dc2426f159bac934296e423e8394bc5a3958

    Wait hold up!
    Who you calling Caucasian!
    I'm half Korean, which means i'm half Asian!
    Drop the Mic and back up , before you get blazed son!
    Copy cats get chased by my dogs with bats.
    Bring your Ebon to the battle and get ruined, that's a fact.
    Some blow smoke as big as a haystack.
    Aopm users i hope one day, you ask the devil for your soul back!
    Until then, i win.
    But who's countin, y'all better suited for lead in that sequel
    (Sequel to what?)
    Broke back Mountain!

    What??!! :cool:
  • bloodx13bloodx13 Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    My name is blood
    I've been here for awhile
    When I put you in the mud
    I can't help but smile

    You came with free to play
    Oh arent you cute
    Go ahead Q bash today
    The end result is moot

    It's great you play the game
    We enjoy the crowd
    But the way you play is lame
    All you achieve is being loud

    Enough with all this chat
    You do that enough already
    lol chat aint a stat
    But in PvP that's the only thing steady

    These forums now a joke
    The qs are just sad
    I see you trying not to choke
    Whats wrong bro you mad?
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    This thread proves that there are many people who don't understand the difference between rap and poetry.



    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    This formalized structure
    Means rap's not for you.
    Champions Online: Be the hero you wish you could be in a better game.
  • implinimplin Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Haha, I found this on youtube and I thought it summed up a lot of us CO PvPers when arguing with each other about who is the best. :D (not calling anyone out ofcourse :wink: )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOEeAhXUGA

    Enjoy :D
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  • bloodx13bloodx13 Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    smoochan wrote: »
    This thread proves that there are many people who don't understand the difference between rap and poetry.



    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    This formalized structure
    Means rap's not for you.

    ya mine was definitely more of a poetry format but I think it works for a joke thread like this yes. I mean why so serious or literal in this case :)
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    bloodx13 wrote: »
    ya mine was definitely more of a poetry format but I think it works for a joke thread like this yes. I mean why so serious or literal in this case :)

    This is the pvp section of the forum, everything is serious here.
    Champions Online: Be the hero you wish you could be in a better game.
  • storytimewitheddstorytimewithedd Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Immensely serious to the point that we must colour our text.
    EUUAUUUURGH We Must Also Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word.

    o crep off of topick ;'(
  • mcluving247mcluving247 Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uR01hr6ecE&feature=youtu.be
  • pallihwtfpallihwtf Posts: 677 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Still waiting for Smooch to actually deliver some epic raps. :tongue:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    @Pallih in game
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    pallihwtf wrote: »
    Still waiting for Smooch to actually deliver some epic raps. :tongue:

    Absolutely not.

    On the other hand, if you would like an ear-shatteringly high-pitched J-pop anime theme...
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  • implinimplin Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    smoochan wrote: »


    Absolutely not.

    On the other hand, if you would like an ear-shatteringly high-pitched J-pop anime theme...

    J-rock is better than J-pop any day and you know it. ;)
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    stergiosman wrote: »
    Hmm someone's been drinking again...o0

    which one? they both sound drunk.

    mind you, it is COrap... or crap for short... keep at it*evil grin* we need a new song for sapphire to sing

    Smoochan did put in an epic one. at least epic in length
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  • pallihwtfpallihwtf Posts: 677 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Well obviously, duh! :biggrin:
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  • soryu1983soryu1983 Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ~Ok, serious try this time.


    If your lookin for me, I'll be on the top, all your attacks blocked, caught you in my trap now! Cuz I'm a fighter, the sole survivor !

    Cuz everybody knows the game don't stop til you make it to the top, but I'm gonna knock your **** back down. Cuz I'm a fighter, the sole survivor!

    ~Yeah, thats as far as I've gotten...I'll edit it when I complete it :P
  • monaahirumonaahiru Posts: 3,073 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    implin wrote: »
    J-rock is better than J-pop any day and you know it. ;)

    J-Anime song is always my BGM. xD

    I like this one now. :3
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48WUnyXN5O4
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