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polishlightningpolishlightning Posts: 404 Arc User
Here is the Dev's to do list that needs to be done to make the player base happy

-create new playable content
-but before that work on powersets, probably telepathy
-but before that, stop what you're working on and make bug fixes
-stop working on bug fixes, get some new high level content out
-please nerf devices
-balance every power in the game

I'm pretty sure they'll be able to make everyone happy. Shouldn't be an issue.
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  • itsbrou#5396 itsbrou Posts: 1,778 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    The player base is already happy.
    Brou in Cryptic games.
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Here is the Dev's to do list that needs to be done to make the player base happy

    -create new playable content
    -but before that work on powersets, probably telepathy
    -but before that, stop what you're working on and make bug fixes
    -stop working on bug fixes, get some new high level content out
    -please nerf devices
    -balance every power in the game

    I'm pretty sure they'll be able to make everyone happy. Shouldn't be an issue.

    You got the order wrong, and some of those are repeats. But aside from that, it's a pretty short list so... yeah, they should be able to do that.

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  • nextnametakennextnametaken Posts: 2,212 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Drop the base.
  • towershield#4714 towershield Posts: 1,208 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    smoochan wrote: »


    You got the order wrong, and some of those are repeats. But aside from that, it's a pretty short list so... yeah, they should be able to do that.

    I'm pretty sure all of that was deliberate. If not, it still got me to laugh.
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  • gamehobogamehobo Posts: 1,970 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    telepathy

    #TelepathyNow
  • polishlightningpolishlightning Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    -drop everything, work on SG bases
    -new project, bring back crafting
    -repair pvp
  • sockmunkeysockmunkey Posts: 4,504 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    All we need is something new to complain about.

    That honestly seems like the ONLY thing that makes folks around here happy.
  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    sockmunkey wrote: »
    All we need is something new to complain about.

    That honestly seems like the ONLY thing that makes folks around here happy.
    QFT.

    Also, I think, PL's original point... :smile:
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  • twg042370twg042370 Posts: 592 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    I know its a joke, but...
    bring back crafting

    *shudder*
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  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited March 2013
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    ccccaaaaallllliiiiggggaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

    And thus the player base was made happy.

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  • avianosavianos Posts: 6,178 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Are we happy right now?
    I dunno, I still want my Avian Warrior Pack... :frown:
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  • nextnametakennextnametaken Posts: 2,212 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    I love this game.
    Happy? Who needs happiness when you have love?
  • spyralpegacyonspyralpegacyon Posts: 383 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    I love this game.
    Happy? Who needs happiness when you have love?

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  • thearkadythearkady Posts: 337 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Admittedly, I'd be happiest if they started by working on re-balancing powersets and, more importantly, archetypes.

    I'm serious. Some Silver ATs are such utter shyte at low levels that a new player picking them practically guarantees they're not coming back for a second play session, and anything that's such a hinderance to a potential expansion of the player base needs fixing yesterday.
  • polishlightningpolishlightning Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    -stop working on pvp, begin work on silver AT's.
  • vikaernesvikaernes Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop working on Silver archetypes nobody cares, start working on lair re-vamps. (and a new lair once in a while for ****'s sake.)
  • polishlightningpolishlightning Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop working on lair revamps, start working on new power sets.
  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop working on new power sets, fix Telepathy.

    Stop working on Telepathy, get the Foundry in here.

    Wait, don't do the Foundry, just fix bugs.

    Forget the bugs, we've ignored them this long, give us new vehicles!

    Nobody likes vehicles, ignore them; just work on Hideouts!

    (...And the beat goes on,
    Yeah, the beat goes on...
    )
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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    You have to work from the bottom up, like a house.. you can't start thinking about what sort of coffee table you're going to get when the foundation has giant gaping holes in it and the walls are filled with bugs and vermin!

    So come on guys, get your act together. Update the graphics, then you can worry about all that other nonsense.

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  • towershield#4714 towershield Posts: 1,208 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    "Screw the graphics, the UI needs an overhaul.

    Actually scratch that, the UI can wait. You guys need to go grab me a coffee first." - Robert Caliburn
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  • honestresearcherhonestresearcher Posts: 657 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Increase the difficulty, make the content already available more replayable/challenging.
  • polishlightningpolishlightning Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop the difficulty increase and start working on vehicle customization.
  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop the difficulty increase and start working on vehicle customization.

    Stop the vehicle customization and start working on that tan.
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  • gingervitosgingervitos Posts: 275 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Needs cupcakes.

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  • stmothstmoth Posts: 284 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop the vehicle customization and start working on that tan.

    Stop working on that tan and start working on that wardrobe!
  • polishlightningpolishlightning Posts: 404 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop the vehicle customization and start working on that tan.

    I approve, it is Hawaiian Shirt Day.
  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    stmoth wrote: »
    Stop working on that tan and start working on that wardrobe!

    Forget the wardrobe, these burgers you're selling customers are bollocks! Bland and undercooked! And what's this, raw chicken next to cooked chicken in the walk in freezer? Clean out the walk in freezer!

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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    smoochan wrote: »


    Forget the wardrobe, these burgers you're selling customers are bollocks! Bland and undercooked! And what's this, raw chicken next to cooked chicken in the walk in freezer? Clean out the walk in freezer!

    YOU WAKE UP!!!

    asdf
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  • bioshrikebioshrike Posts: 5,491 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Down with burgers! Up with... um... what were we talking about?

    Oh yes! Ponies! We need more ponies!
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  • randomchance4242randomchance4242 Posts: 195 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    bioshrike wrote: »
    Down with burgers! Up with... um... what were we talking about?

    Oh yes! Ponies! We need more ponies!

    Forget the ponies! Clearly we need more wombats in Champions Online. The game is incomplete without the wombat content we were promised.
  • docclarksavagejrdocclarksavagejr Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited March 2013
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  • bioshrikebioshrike Posts: 5,491 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Forget the ponies! Clearly we need more wombats in Champions Online. The game is incomplete without the wombat content we were promised.

    So... what you're saying is that we need more *wait for it* WOMBAT COMBAT!!!
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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    bioshrike wrote: »
    So... what you're saying is that we need more *wait for it* WOMBAT COMBAT!!!

    NO! Hair types for beast heads. And while we're at it, cuter beast heads. CO is the most furry friendly game I've ever played, and they need to take advantage of that market!


    Also, quit working on beast heads and start working on Telepathy!

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  • gamehobogamehobo Posts: 1,970 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop ta-ta-talking that BLAH Blah blah
    Is it TELEPATHY nah-na-nah
  • fantasycharacterfantasycharacter Posts: 458 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Any happiness around here will be fleeting. You guys are all bi-polar sans meds.
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Any happiness around here will be fleeting. You guys are all bi-polar sans meds.

    Stop working on Telepathy.
    Start working o Bi-polar meds.
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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Any happiness around here will be fleeting. You guys are all bi-polar sans meds.

    Better than being a Bi-polar bear.

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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Any happiness around here will be fleeting. You guys are all bi-polar sans meds.

    how did you know?:eek:

    what we need is to accidently wipe all of STO and NO so that the devs have nothing to work on except CO. :biggrin:
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  • crypticbuxomcrypticbuxom Posts: 4,621 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Stop working on Adventure Packs, make Comics.

    Stop making Comics, add On Alert.

    Stop adding On Alert, make Custom Alerts.

    Stop making Custom Alerts, add vehicles.

    Stop adding vehicles, recycle events.
  • clcmercyclcmercy Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    bioshrike wrote: »
    So... what you're saying is that we need more *wait for it* WOMBAT COMBAT!!!



    ......MOOOOOOOORTAAALLlllllll...........WOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!!


    FIGHT!!

    Finish Him.

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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    chaelk wrote: »
    how did you know?:eek:

    what we need is to accidently wipe all of STO and NO so that the devs have nothing to work on except CO. :biggrin:

    ::Walks into the cryptic office building with a tray of open 2 liters of Mountain Dew...dumps the soda all over the NWO and STO servers:: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops! :D

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  • cybersoldier1981cybersoldier1981 Posts: 2,501 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    None of the requests made are really BAD... but let's be honest...

    Some powersets SUCK and need a second look.

    Bugs are rampant though this game.

    Actually, to be perfectly honest- if they just got rid of that chat ban crap, I'd be at 70% satisfaction.
  • thatcursedwolfthatcursedwolf Posts: 484 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    sekimen wrote: »
    Bear hats.
    I think the Harajuku set has one.
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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    None of the requests made are really BAD... but let's be honest...

    Some powersets SUCK and need a second look.

    Bugs are rampant though this game.

    Actually, to be perfectly honest- if they just got rid of that chat ban crap, I'd be at 70% satisfaction.

    So you say that you be at 70% satisfaction if the chat ban stuff was fixed. That begs the question; What percent of satisfaction do you have with the game as it is?

    Also, what is included in the final 30% that would make you 100% happy with this game? :smile:
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  • bghostbghost Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    make all archetypes free. that would make me happy
  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    I think the Harajuku set has one.

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  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Posts: 3,797 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Looks like we got derailed. Trying to re-rail.

    Stop the vehicle customization and start working on a mission with a villain that has an Outrageous French Accent.
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  • tripphtripph Posts: 85 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Looks like we got derailed. Trying to re-rail.

    Stop the vehicle customization and start working on a mission with a villain that has an Outrageous French Accent.

    Stop working on villians with outrageous accents and give us more shrubbery!
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