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xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
edited January 2013 in Champions Online Discussion
This game is just to have a little fun, and please, try to keep the already known issues out of here. This is just for silliness and some laughs, and sometimes what people would actually do to benefit the game!


If I were a Dev...

I'd make Grond a rampage alert! I'd also try to have atleast one event happen every month!:biggrin:
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  • matixzonmatixzon Posts: 120 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If i were a dev...
    I would give the event missions permanent places on the open world, as persistent content.
    And i would make a moose vehicle:biggrin:.
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Stretchy Melee Powerset.
    xcaligax wrote: »
    I'd make Grond a rampage alert! I'd also try to have atleast one event happen every month!:biggrin:

    I'd randomly make one person Grond every day to do as they wish.
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  • pion01pion01 Posts: 758 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I would release every giant monster at random points in MC and play Destroyers laugh while doing it at random times to keep the residents of MC in constant fear....
  • corniviccornivic Posts: 199 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I was a dev I would make evil unicorns


    Ok, so what I would REALLY do is, make it so we can call 4 of our own heroes as NPC.
  • drainbamaged1drainbamaged1 Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev...

    I'd develop some end game content worth playing.
  • fudgemonstafudgemonsta Posts: 1,591 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I was a dev...

    I would design a terrible villain the size of a building named Squeaky the Clown. He would spam ruins and run around MC forcing people into 1v1's and eating them.

    Also he fires rainbows from his eyes.
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  • prankensteinprankenstein Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I was a dev...

    I would design a terrible villain the size of a building named Squeaky the Clown. He would spam ruins and run around MC forcing people into 1v1's and eating them.

    Also he fires rainbows from his eyes.

    I enjoy the PvE snarkcasm.

    Also: There's a keybind for random coloring of powers. It makes Defiance look amazing.

    If I was a dev...

    I would fix the hghfdrhysjyzj chatban problem.
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I would pillage and plunder on the seven seas. Drink me grogs and rums all day. Yo-ho-hoo.
    Search the hidden Spanish gold. Yarrh. Tell Davey Jones to bugger off and 'fetch me another crog. Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy dawg! Yarrh!'
    O wait, that's pirates... well anyway i would pillage and plunder.
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  • fudgemonstafudgemonsta Posts: 1,591 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I enjoy the PvE snarkcasm.
    xcaligax wrote: »
    This is just for silliness and some laughs

    Oh lighten up chum, I just mean it for some laughs. Personally I'm jealous of PvP builds, I can't wrap my head around the cryptic math. :biggrin:

    Let's see...If I was a Dev...

    I would make lockboxes an actual item that could be moved around. Lockbox forts for everyone!
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,318 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    matixzon wrote: »
    And i would make a moose vehicle:biggrin:.
    "Argh! Deceit! That wasn't my car at all! It were a spy moose!!"

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  • itsbrou#5396 itsbrou Posts: 1,778 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev, I would try to give people what they wanted.
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  • keikomystkeikomyst Posts: 626 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I was a dev...

    We'd have more short hairstyles. And cooler guns. And cooler swords. And the game wouldn't vomit every so often on machines with integrated Intel HD Graphics video chips.
  • visionstorm01visionstorm01 Posts: 564 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev...

    ...I would can lockboxes and Alerts and start making some real content for a change. Then I would sell it for a reasonable cost rather than force people to gamble for it.
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  • blumoon8blumoon8 Posts: 430 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev...

    Hideouts would have the functionality and customizability of CoX SG bases (something I sincerely expected them to be). Vehicles would also have the customizability of our own superheroes and the costume creator.

    Oh? What's that? Silly things?

    Oh... well then I'd make a fat witch on a tiny broomstick fly around MC and trail rainbows :D when she'd cross your path, she'd turn you into a random animal and the only way to get rid of it was to pass it on to another player. She'd keep doing this until everyone on the map was an animal and that'd mean an instant win for her or players could get together, shoot her out of the sky and take her on. Then she'd explode in glitter and everyone could have some cool random event item. :D

    I say stuff and I say things, sometimes together but only when I'm feeling adventurous.

    I'm @blu8 in game! :D
  • canadascottcanadascott Posts: 1,257 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I would take a buffed up Level 100 character, have him listed as level 6, and take him dueling.
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  • prootwaddleprootwaddle Posts: 232 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev ...

    I would write emotes that uses passers-by, and other friendly NPCs, join the character in special "flash-mob" events where everyone seems to take part in a spontaneous choreography and then melt back to their previous roles.

    With this daft idea a /sad character could sag forlornly, only to be comforted by a random, passing NPC, etc, etc ...

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  • jennymachxjennymachx Posts: 3,000 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev, I'd get rid of the 24 hour auto-mute.
  • visionstorm01visionstorm01 Posts: 564 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    jennymachx wrote: »
    If I were a dev, I'd get rid of the 24 hour auto-mute.

    /Signed!

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  • crypticbuxomcrypticbuxom Posts: 4,620 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I'd fix the costume limitation for good and the entire time laugh whenever a fellow dev would mention the "clipping" issue.

    OR

    Remake all old costume unlocks, action figures, power replacers, devices (including Open Missions rare rewards but buffed/fixed) and the like and put them back into the game and put them where they belong (not available in a lock box or a store that requires opening lock boxes but earned in game).

    (And this would be the focus of the first quarter of the business year. If it gets done early, the next thing would be worked on immediately rather than waiting for the traffic to decrease.)
  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    if I were a dev, i'd probably be bugging Gentleman Crush for his wristwatch. :biggrin:
  • wimpazoidwimpazoid Posts: 456 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev even just for a day
    I'd roll out bug fixes every week
    And test it thoroughly before it goes live

    Pitch ideas with the guys
    And chase after goals
    I'd kick it with concerned players
    And I'd never get slammed for it
    'Cause they stuck with us all along

    If I were a Dev
    I think I could understand
    How it feels to love money more
    I swear I'd be a better man

    I'd listen to them
    'Cause I know how it hurts
    When you lose the game you loved
    'Cause we're taking you for granted
    And everything you loved got destroyed

    If I were a Dev
    I would push for what's important
    Tell everyone it's broken
    So they'd know that I was doing my job

    I'd put the game first
    And make the players feel appreciated
    'Cause I know that they'd be faithful
    Waiting for their beloved to come home, to come home
  • honestresearcherhonestresearcher Posts: 657 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If i were a dev, id work on content as good as vibora bay/resistance, NO level cap increase...but mobs will go up to lv 50. Content of that ACCEPTABLE size would be released every six months, or earlier.
  • megaspaceplayerxmegaspaceplayerx Posts: 60 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I where a dev,

    The ridable Destroyriods (shrunk a little) from resistance in the C-store tomarrow (and not hidden behind crappy gambling boxxes).

    Qwiggy with blazing speed running ramage alert.

    Fix all the costume parts that can only be metal or can't be metal.
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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,564 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev, I would randomly spawn giant monsters or gravitar in the middle of rencen.

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  • cellarrat33cellarrat33 Posts: 399 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev...


    I would do what my boss told me to do...

    I have to pay my bills.


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  • corniviccornivic Posts: 199 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I was a Dev, I would change the growth and shrink device so we can use them in combat.
  • mrf0rz1mrf0rz1 Posts: 556 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev I'd remove the Martial Arts and Infernal category, as well as any Ninja/Assassin/Demon related costume pieces, Dark Aura, aswell as all the wolf heads.

    Oh, I never said I'd do good/great things :P

  • wingedkagoutiwingedkagouti Posts: 565 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev I'd remove all the water from Lemuria.
  • bwdaresbwdares Posts: 1,517 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev I would quit out of Shame. Just Kidding :)
    If I were a dev I would make a throw pie emote. Where your character takes out said pei and throws it at a target and the Pie stays there until your target moves.
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  • yogid0nnieyogid0nnie Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev...

    I would create a new crisis zone that deals with the Star Guard and Mechanon, then finishes off with the players being imbuded with cosmic power.. ie uping their levels to 50, then let them have a moon/star guard/space zone, with enough content to equate to VB.
  • roughbearmattachroughbearmattach Posts: 4,784 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I would also make a Grond Rampage that takes place in the desert, on a large map.

    I would also publicize more that Alerts can be done through Socrates/Crime Computer button--no need to hang out in Ren Cen to run Alerts.

    Finally, I would add missions to the existing zones--give folks a reason to back to those zones. Maybe one new story arc of 3-4 missions per zone (Desert, Canada, MI, VB, and even Lemuria).
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  • bloodx13bloodx13 Posts: 217 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I would do my best to support all game styles with some form of progression if I were a DEV.
  • thompkinsthompkins Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    something something...Grond Rampage...something something

    AAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    /signed

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  • kenpojujitsu3kenpojujitsu3 Posts: 1,320 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev, I'd try to fill Tumerboy's shoes and communicate with the community while giving the "dev perspective". Gawd I miss Tacoface around here.
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  • forutnefireforutnefire Posts: 477 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev, I'd try to fill Tumerboy's shoes and communicate with the community while giving the "dev perspective". Gawd I miss Tacoface around here.

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  • amarillonmcamarillonmc Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Get the Foundry going, and OpenSource the engine.

    Yeah.


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  • thalast1thalast1 Posts: 78 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Ifni was a dev I would try to make apps for smartphones and simple greenlight games.
  • xienthxienth Posts: 58 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I was a member of the dev team, I would start an in office petition to hire more devs and bring Tacoface back.
  • bwdaresbwdares Posts: 1,517 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    yogid0nnie wrote: »
    If I were a Dev...

    I would create a new crisis zone that deals with the Star Guard and Mechanon, then finishes off with the players being imbuded with cosmic power.. ie uping their levels to 50, then let them have a moon/star guard/space zone, with enough content to equate to VB.

    I have been asking for Mechanon since launch.
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  • bwdaresbwdares Posts: 1,517 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xienth wrote: »
    If I was a member of the dev team, I would start an in office petition to hire more devs and bring Tacoface back.

    Maybe he doesn't want to comeback? Maybe he is happy where he is?
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  • visionstorm01visionstorm01 Posts: 564 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    bwdares wrote: »
    Maybe he doesn't want to comeback? Maybe he is happy where he is?

    I've considered that plenty of times. And considering that he's said he is a Trekky, I wouldn't be surprised if his transfer to STO came at his own request and was granted as a reward for his dedication to this game, the company and the community.
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  • rapierwhiprapierwhip Posts: 125 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev, I'd try to fill Tumerboy's shoes and communicate with the community while giving the "dev perspective". Gawd I miss Tacoface around here.

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  • bwdaresbwdares Posts: 1,517 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I've considered that plenty of times. And considering that he's said he is a Trekky, I wouldn't be surprised if his transfer to STO came at his own request and was granted as a reward for his dedication to this game, the company and the community.

    I am going to assume that is what happened until he comes here to correct me :)
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  • ashensnowashensnow Posts: 2,048 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a Dev I would be frustrated by the lack of time and resources to really give CO the sort of attention that it deserves. I would do the best I could with the limited resources available and be disappointed in the underwhelming results.

    Oh... a less real world version ?


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  • crypticbuxomcrypticbuxom Posts: 4,620 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I've considered that plenty of times. And considering that he's said he is a Trekky, I wouldn't be surprised if his transfer to STO came at his own request and was granted as a reward for his dedication to this game, the company and the community.

    That would be disappointing considering that Hideouts weren't unfinished.
  • clcmercyclcmercy Posts: 308 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a developer, I'd seek to buy my way out from under Perfect World, to establish my own independent game company. This way, I could design a game from the ground up that would combine the best elements of ALL the genre's game titles so far into one massive, orgasmic convulsion of super-heroic awesomeness.

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  • bioshrikebioshrike Posts: 5,491 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev...

    I'd create an all-level-range mini-arc, using only existing game assets, which would consist of 3 missions, (culminating in a boss confrontation of some kind), every other week or so. The final mission would grant a cosmic key, they'd require a team of at least 3 people to play, and it'd be playable once a day. They'd all start w/ one of the police officers near Defender, but vary in the villain group you'd be facing off against.

    These would use the scary monster tech, and the lead-up missions would grant a bonus at the end commensurate with what is given for doing a standard alert. I'm thinking that each of the 3 missions would follow the basic theme of an alert type - so you'd have 1 smash-style, 1 burst-style, and 1 grab style mission.
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  • nextnametakennextnametaken Posts: 2,212 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev I'd scrap all the polgyons in millenium city for nipples.
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  • lokikinlokikin Posts: 624 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    If I were a dev...

    I'd develop more devs and have them develop more devs until there were enough devs to develop everything worth developing...

    Then I would kick a certain CEO in the junk...
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    :biggrin:
    1.I would limit double exp to under level 8 and limit smash alerts to one per month.

    2.then when people start screaming, declare a bounty on Caliga.

    Everyone who attacks him including himself gets 50k exp... actually landing the killing blow gets you 100k.

    repeatable every ten minutes.


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    3. declare silence hour, everyone to report spam on eveyone else. last one ab le to talk gets a title "Bigmouth"
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