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The Caliga and Smackwell Pointless Chatter Thread!

xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
edited January 2013 in Champions Online Discussion
I am bored, and Smackwell just happened to be there with me, and now I'm posting this.

Rules:

1. No Flaming.
2. No racist remarks.
3. No Trolling.
4. No Vulgarity.
5. Pointless Chatter mostly.
6. Keep game problems out.
7. Be nice, but not too nice, but don't be a jerk.
8. :biggrin:
9. :confused:


And so yes, Like I said, Smackwell was there, I was bored, we talked about nothing really. We kinda just poked each other, and now this thread is here. Hi guys! :eek: Also, Smackwell smells like dirty underwear. Oh damn I broke one of my rules...wait..is that a flame..?
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  • kojirohellfirekojirohellfire Posts: 2,078 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Cheddar cheese.
  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,743 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    Smackwell smells like dirty underwear.

    I'm not even gonna comment on that because the Geneva Convention and the fact that it's plain true, but I will say, yo momma so fat she can't fit in your armor!

    (I'll be funnier when I'm sober, promise)
  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,743 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Furthermore...

    BUTTFART.
  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    biffsmackwell wrote: »
    Furthermore...

    BUTTFART.

    Is that even a word??? You might as well should of said something like MOUTHBURP. Or EYEBLINK.


    What are we talking about again?
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,743 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    should HAVE said

    What are you 9 and a half?
  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    biffsmackwell wrote: »
    What are you 9 and a half?

    Stop complimenting me!
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,743 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Then I'll complement you.

    YOU ARE NOW WHOLE!
  • flamingbunnymanflamingbunnyman Posts: 1,995 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    Smackwell smells like dirty underwear. Oh damn I broke one of my rules...wait..is that a flame..?

    If he really does smell like that, please do NOT flame him. Burning skidmarks smell even worse.
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  • fudgemonstafudgemonsta Posts: 1,532 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    CAAAAALLLIIIIIIIGGGGGAAAAAAA.

    Can I have a hug?
    @HangingDeath

    Deliciously nutritious!
  • clcmercyclcmercy Posts: 313 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    No more of this nonsense, boys!!


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  • emeraldcrosshairemeraldcrosshair Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    clcmercy wrote: »
    No more of this nonsense, boys!!

    Nonsense what nonsense?

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  • hocofaisanhocofaisan Posts: 190 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    So off topic fun posts are allowed now?

    Seeing as biff is a mod, and he endorses this thread, I will assume that is a yes.


    Awesome news.
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  • theravenforcetheravenforce Posts: 7,152 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Force Fields :3
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  • roughbearmattachroughbearmattach Posts: 4,785 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Wait--there is another type of fart, besides a buttfart?!

    Yikes!
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I came to see harlots, but since there is none, this thread has no point.
    HARLOTS!!!
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  • thelastsonofzodthelastsonofzod Posts: 658 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I like waffles, but crepes taste better.
  • kallethenkallethen Posts: 1,576 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    roughbearmattach wrote: »
    Wait--there is another type of fart, besides a buttfart?!

    Yikes!
    Brainfarts?
    100% of the world is crazy, 95% are in denial.

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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,408 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Armpitfarts?
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  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    biffsmackwell wrote: »
    Then I'll complement you.

    YOU ARE NOW WHOLE!

    But I thought you were my other half...wait what?? :confused:
    fudgemonsta wrote: »
    CAAAAALLLIIIIIIIGGGGGAAAAAAA.

    Can I have a hug?

    Hugs will be considered and treated as an attack against Caliga! I WILL RETALIATE WITH A HANDSHAKE!

    flyingfinn wrote: »
    I came to see harlots, but since there is none, this thread has no point.
    HARLOTS!!!

    I see them everywhere! How do you not see them? I am envious of your blind courage sir!
    .....That made no sense.
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  • jonsillsjonsills Posts: 6,334 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    hocofaisan wrote: »
    So off topic fun posts are allowed now?

    Seeing as biff is a mod, and he endorses this thread, I will assume that is a yes.


    Awesome news.
    It's very difficult for this thread to go off-topic, given that it doesn't have a topic. It's a little like taking off with no particular destination in mind - you can't get lost if you don't know where you're going...
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,743 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Really? It's literally about two Champions players. Caliga is simply singing my praises because he adores me.
  • fudgemonstafudgemonsta Posts: 1,532 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    Hugs will be considered and treated as an attack against Caliga! I WILL RETALIATE WITH A HANDSHAKE!

    I will accept your retaliation...FOR NOW.
    @HangingDeath

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  • smoochansmoochan Posts: 2,567 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of Defender, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this man in holy Mantrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of Defender, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Witchcraft and her Coven: which holy estate Therakiel adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Vibora Bay, and is commended of Saint Caliburn to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of Foxbat. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.


    I REQUIRE and charge you both, as ye will answer at the dreadful day of judgment when the secrets of all hearts shall be disclosed, that if either of you know any impediment, why ye may not be lawfully joined together in Mantrimony, ye do now confess it. For be ye well assured, that if any persons are joined together other than as Dr. Destroyer's Word doth allow, their marriage is not lawful.


    Smackwell, wilt thou have this Caliga to be thy wedded wife, to live together after Warlord's ordinance in the holy estate of Mantrimony? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in violation of the tou and in total compliance with the tou; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,743 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I do not!

    Did you know that under all that armor, he's 67 self-aware tacos?
  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    I also refuse!

    He keeps invading my square in RenCen!
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  • fudgemonstafudgemonsta Posts: 1,532 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    [Sniff.] That was beautiful smooch.
    @HangingDeath

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  • lokikinlokikin Posts: 624 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    I also refuse!

    He keeps invading my square in RenCen!

    Biff to Caliga's level 3...
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  • takodatentakodaten Posts: 43 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    xcaligax wrote: »
    I also refuse!

    He keeps invading my square in RenCen!

    It's your fault! You left it wide open. You should have prepared with a simple Ego to Biff 5. He would have had no option but to counter with Slap to Face 3.
  • kojirohellfirekojirohellfire Posts: 2,078 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Anyone notice that Caliga's name is a type of shoe?

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  • cellarrat33cellarrat33 Posts: 400 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    kojirohellfire wrote: »
    Anyone notice that Caliga's name is a type of shoe?

    Caliga.jpg


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  • kemmicalskemmicals Posts: 863 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    kojirohellfire wrote: »
    Anyone notice that Caliga's name is a type of shoe?

    Caliga.jpg

    So... if I wore those and kicked his butt, would it mean he's kicking his own ****?
  • kojirohellfirekojirohellfire Posts: 2,078 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    kemmicals wrote: »
    So... if I wore those and kicked his butt, would it mean he's kicking his own ****?

    Yes. Definitely.
  • xcaligaxxcaligax Posts: 1,096 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    You raided my shoe closet! How dare you!
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  • kojirohellfirekojirohellfire Posts: 2,078 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Sorry, King Shoe.
  • gerberatetragerberatetra Posts: 825 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    Norka!

    Nork nork

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  • nephtnepht Posts: 6,898 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    biffsmackwell wrote: »
    furthermore...

    Buttfart.



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  • prankensteinprankenstein Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    kojirohellfire wrote: »
    Anyone notice that Caliga's name is a type of shoe?

    Caliga.jpg

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  • mrf0rz1mrf0rz1 Posts: 556 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    It should be replacing his avatar and signature.

  • stmothstmoth Posts: 278 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    mrf0rz1 wrote: »
    It should be replacing his avatar and signature.

    It would be an improvement.
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  • lilsteffielilsteffie Posts: 602 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    *walks in the room..*
    <.<...

    >.>...

    *farts and runs away*
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  • thesoulstarthesoulstar Posts: 122 Arc User
    edited January 2013
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  • chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,746 Arc User
    edited January 2013
    cat farts- it was the cat,
    dog farts- eww and it's licking it too
    bird farts- REAlly it was the canary.
    ferret farts -otherwise known as room clearers... actually its scent glands under the hairs that do it but it still clears the room.

    still working on my first chat ban.... adn Samckwell has managed ANOTHER one.

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