I am a bad person and I should feel bad...

pwkampfykaufmann · November 2012

...but I couldn't resist.

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Killing Kaufmann style!
Kaufmann style!

You may have heard that there's an assassin in town,
A guy so deadly that he'll make even Ta-ko-fanes frown,
People are pondering on who there's a contract on,
There's no com-par-i-son

I am the Freeshooter,
One second I'm here, then suddenly I'm over there,
You've got superpowers and magic, but I don't play fair,
Think you can put me behind bars, well then come over here,
I'm the deadliest killer!

Start run-ning... Not that it'll help,
Oh, no it won't, hey!
Oh, no it won't, hey!
One shot is... All that I'll need,
It's all I need, hey!
It's all I need, hey!
If you're on my list you are as good as dead...

Killing Kaufmann style!
Kaufmann style!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!
Kaufmann style!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!

Heeey! Deadly Ladies!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!
Heeey! Deadly Ladies!
Kill, kill, kill, kill

I know that there are villains, who think that they are meaner,
Well, then let me ask you, who is still around here?
And superheroes will soon learn a feeling that is called fear,
I hope it's now clear!

The best marksman is me,
And did you really think that you can outrun me?
I've got soldiers, killers, hitmen, a whole company,
You're the prey and I'm the predator and you will never flee,
Soon, you'll see...

Start run-ning... Not that it'll help,
Oh, no it won't, hey!
Oh, no it won't, hey!
One shot is... All that I'll need,
It's all I need, hey!
It's all I need, hey!
If you're on my list you are as good as dead...

Killing Kaufmann style!
Kaufmann style!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!
Kaufmann style!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!

Heeey! Deadly Ladies!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!
Heeey! Deadly Ladies!
Kill, kill, kill, kill

Just give up, because you can't keep up,
Darling, you're no match for me, so what?
Just give up, because you can't keep up,
Darling, you're no match for me, so what?
You know what I'm saying?

Killing Kaufmann style!

Heeey! Deadly Ladies!
Kill, kill, kill, kill,
Killing Kaufmann style!
Heeey! Deadly Ladies!
Kill, kill, kill, kill

Killing Kaufmann style!

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...there's a special place in hell for me.

thhunterofskulls · November 2012

Oh thank the gods, if you hadn't written it I would have.

vendince · November 2012

*dies laughing* Now what have I missed?

miragewolf · November 2012

Rofl... I liked it.

Kinda reminds me of this particular version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceVlltPBcHg

jasinblaze · November 2012

if only you would have posted this 3 months ago

opalflame · November 2012

Great... Now it's stuck in my head...

pwkampfykaufmann · November 2012

opalflame wrote: »

Great... Now it's stuck in my head...

Hah! My evil plan is working!

pwkampfykaufmann · November 2012

So, yeah: More musical evil.

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It was a shot in the dark,
A bit of C4 and a spark,
Darling, I never miss my mark,
And still you're in my way...

I already wrote the bill,
Pennies and dimes for a kill,
Maybe I did it for the thrill,
And still you're in my way...

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped tights, skin was showin',
Hot night, wind was blowin',
What do you think you're doin', baby?

Hey, I just shot you!
And this is crazy,
But I've got a schedule,
So, die now, maybe?

It's hard to shoot right,
Through you, baby,
Those rounds are expensive,
So, die now, maybe?

Hey, I just shot you!
And this is crazy,
But I've got a schedule,
So, die now, maybe?

And all the other capes,
Try to chase me,
Plus, I've got a schedule,
So, die now, maybe?

You took some time to demise,
I'll have to raise the price,
And contact your Nemesis,
Cause, she's still in my way...

I bet she thinks I'm on her side,
Well, I certainly just lied,
She's a demon herself and has to die,
That girl is in my way...

Your stare was holdin',
Skimpy tights, skin was showin',
Hot night, wind was blowin',
Do you think I'll spare you, baby?

Hey, I just shot you!
And this is crazy,
But you're not human,
So, die now, maybe?

It has been mighty naive,
To trust me, baby,
And now you're paying,
So, die now, maybe?

Hey, I just shot you!
And this is crazy,
But you're not human,
So, die now, maybe?

And all the other monsters,
Try to chase me,
But they'll end like you,
So, die now, maybe?

Another hitman would have
Missed you so bad,
Missed you so bad,
Missed you so, so bad,

Another hitman would have
Missed you so bad,
And you should know that,
Now you're bloody dead...

It's hard to kill supers right,
I know that, baby,
But I'm a professional,
So, call me, maybe?

Hey, I just shot them!
And this is crazy,
But I'm no charity,
So, pay now, maybe?

And all those hapless cops,
Try to chase me,
Which means I'm in a hurry,
So, pay now, maybe?

Another hitman would have
Missed them so bad,
Missed them so bad,
Missed them so, so bad,

Your useless soldiers,
Missed them so bad,
And you know that,
So, pay now, maybe?

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...

pwkampfykaufmann · December 2012

Need to make an album of this: 'Dr. Kaufmann - Music To Die For'

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I hear your heart beat,
As you run through the killing zone,
Oh, what a shame that you,
Came here all alone...

Now you're here, taking round after round,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

You're gonna die young,
You're gonna die young,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

Young heroes, out of time,
Running for their very life,
Teen supers, going down,
Like dry grass before the storm,

I dont care for casualties when,
I'm on the hunt (You know...),
Sitting in my chopper grinning and
Sniping down (Aim's true!)

Were you looking for some
Trouble tonight? (Oh, yeah?)
Well you found it, now:
Prepare to die!

This is the last night
Of your life (Uh-huh...)
Keep running, give me a challenge, alright?

I hear your heart beat,
As you run through the killing zone,
Oh, what a shame that you,
Came here all alone...

Now you're here, taking round after round,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

You're gonna die young,
You're gonna die young,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

Little fools, getting shot,
Another bullet in the weak spot,
Add missiles to make it hot,
Me, you should have never fought!

To me it's pretty obvious that you're,
Just riff-raff (You know...),
That magic of your's,
It's making me laugh (For sure...)

Were you looking for some
Trouble tonight? (Oh, yeah?)
Well you found it, now:
Prepare to die!

This is the last night
Of your life (Uh-huh...)
Keep running, give me a challenge, alright?

I hear your heart beat,
As you run through the killing zone,
Oh, what a shame that you,
Came here all alone

Now you're here, taking round after round,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

I hear your heart beat,
As you run through the killing zone,
Oh, what a shame that you,
Came here all alone

Now you're here, taking round after round,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

You're gonna die young,
You're gonna die young,
I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

I'm going to enjoy this fight,
But you're gonna die young...

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Okay, this one was easy.

chaoswolf820 · January 2013

... I don't know whether to applaud you or strangle you.

zedbrightlander1 · January 2013

I'm voting that you are evil.

I am a bad person and I should feel bad...

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