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101 (legal) things to do to the DDos dimwit, when they are located

chaelkchaelk Posts: 7,732 Arc User
edited February 2016 in Champions Online Discussion
ok I'm stretching the limit of legal.Let's see what people can come up with.
1. Mail him a truckload of fresh pig manure, collect to be left at and over his front door.
2.Get his name and start sending love letters and then stalking letters to Justin beiber.
3. amend his accounts so that his passwords are a random OTHER account's and , if he doesn't guess right, his account gets locked for a day.
4. alternatively, amend his password to a random one each minute
5. In game, when he tries to pick up treasure or trade with someone, he has to put in his password. See 3.
6.wipe all his accounts, when he tries to log onto them.
7.class action case against him and his family, on behalf of all the players who haven't been able to play.
8.DDOS his local access, so he can't get access.
9. wishful thinking: put a reverse on the incoming traffic once it hits a certain point over the normal amount, so they bounce back.
10. 10. Laugh at them for being virgins and crying over their Neverfun exploits being nerfed, then see they are fat and live in a trailer/social housing and laugh some more. After that more laughing.
11. Laugh at the Loser unable to play a game without his 'cheat codes'
12. 'accidently' spill coffee all over his equipment.
13. Nepht being really nasty:Look just send her/him to Eastern Europe. Shev's town to be exact. He/she wont be able to ddos any of Cryptic's games as Shev has uninstalled all of them from every computer.
14.Put a dead fish into every pillow, mattress, and sofa cushion in his house.
15. Put live bugs in every pillow, matt.... just put a whole colony of them in there.
16. Strap them down to a chair and force them to watch U.S. Politics all day and all night!
17. 16 + have 30 something on another screen next to them.
18. force the git to watch every episode of Earth Final Conflict. Followed up with a private constantly repeating screening of Battlefield Earth.
19. The next time he has to go to the DMV, when he's just about to get to the front of the line, have about 100 people show up who just keep cutting into the line ahead of him ( and they also grab anyone who would be behind him in line and have them cut ahead as well ). After 5 hours of this when he finally gets to the counter, have the person at the counter say "Denial of service" and then just walk away as the DMV closes for the day.
20. Or just stop his food stamps.
21. swap his food stamps for used ones. except for a few which can only be used for broccoli
22. Force him to subscribe to The Fine Bros.
23. Make him watch Smallville episodes back to back.
24. Swap all his music recordings for the theme from the original donkey kong and super marios Bros.
25. hen he goes to sleep, gather a full-size High-School Marching Band and have them practice in his room.
26. Make him watch the D& D movie on his computer, everytime he tries and fails to connect to the internet.
27. force him to read Sonic fan fiction
28. Make him watch teletubbies in slow motion.
29. Make him watch any anime with long " I'm getting ready to attack" scenes in slow motion.
30. Force him to play Daikatana.
31. I would tell his mother he's being a naughty boy.
32. Find out his commute and hire old people to drive really slowly infront of him.
33. Play some white noise in his sleep.
34. Oh, oh! And Repossess everything he owns!
35. Put a sign outside his house" Honk if you like hackers. Scream if you don't."
36. CALL HIS DAD AND TELL HIM THAT THE GUY WATCHES ANIME.
37. Call his dad and tell him, he's watching his little sister's anime.
38. make him eat Nepht's old nuts... which are in a jar.
39. This one may be excessively cruel but: if he logs into CO you could trap him in his own personal instance full of Gingers and Caligas. Fling in a few Xenos for a good measure.
40.
101. everything on the list.​​
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