Either every man can be a hero, or no one can. This logic is self-intuitive.
Description: It is not power that defines a hero. What defines a hero is that he decided to fight evil, regardless of what he has...or has not. If you think that might makes right, you've got it backwards.
Because he's the hero Millennium City deserves...no, the one it needs.
New Power (NEW!): Flying Hotdog of Justice
Throws a hotdog. Target is blinded because of the
MUSTARD splattering on his eyes.
Yeah, how do you like them apples, evil-doer? Bet you forgot about me, but I remember how you used to shake us down in the park. Here, let me make you one with extra sauerkraut, let's see if that stings!New Power (NEW!): Bottled Righteousness Like a Mighty Stream
Throws a bottle. Target is damaged by the bottle, which shatters into fragments (more if Stealthed with an Advantage because that's exactly how physics works), then has a chance to knockdown like a Water Balloon device because the drink is spilled on the ground, making it slippery.
Aw...you choking on my Flying Hotdog of Justice? How about you wash it down with this tasty beverage? Here, for Lord Gar who may not understand proper 'Murrican, allow me to translate:
'ere, hoy that Aristotle of Britney at 'im, savvy?New Power (NEW!): The Schoolyard Windmill Punches (requires new animation)
Face the target. Tilt your head and close your eyes, then advance while rapidly swinging your arms forward in a circular motion. No evil can avoid your blows with this derivative of the ancient kung fu known as the Way of the Monkey Panic.
Protection money? PROTECTION MONEY? You know when was the last time someone tried to ask me for protection money? It was after Ms. Ebb's class, during recess, in the sand pit. You're not going to make me cry, not this time, you woO0N'T!
Probably needs Night Warrior what with the Stealth because heroic doesn't always mean stupid.
Then give a reward of leveling this Reawakened AT the Hotdog Cape, all players will love you.
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AND I LOVE IT! 10/10. Like Skyrim with Mustard. Cryptic, put this in!