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aceretrieveraceretriever Posts: 239 Arc User
edited February 2014 in Off Topic
The rules are simple!

1. Poster A makes a wish. ("I wish for a puppy!")

2. Poster B grants the above wish, but puts a negative spin on it. ("Granted, but that puppy hates you and only you.") Then, Poster B makes is/her own wish.

3. Poster C repeats step 2, as does the next poster, and so on, and so on...

Easy, right? :D Let's begin!


I wish I was taller. :P
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  • lilsteffielilsteffie Posts: 598 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ^you`re so tall you dont even fit in your own house.


    I wish... i had a burrito.
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted! It's a bad burrito. You spend next round in hospital. You need to roll 6 to recover!

    I wish i had strength of 10 men!
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  • jerax1011jerax1011 Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but its only the strength of 10 gingerbread men.

    I wish I had a better computer.
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  • amarillonmcamarillonmc Posts: 189 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jerax1011 wrote: »
    I wish I had a better computer.

    Granted.

    Enjoy your electric bill though, Its CPU and GPU eats energy like breakfast.

    I wish for world peace.


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  • cheelanghocheelangho Posts: 88 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted!, now everyone on earth has the urge to go to the bathroom!... Oh, misheard, sorry :biggrin:

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    I wish i wasn't allergic to cats so i can have one as a pet :rolleyes:
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You are no longer alergic to cats. Because you no longer have lungs or a nasal cavity.


    I wish I lived in Equestria!
  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You're not a pony. You're a horseshoe salesman with a bon-bon-addicted shrew of a wife, a d-bag son, and a daughter who's very popular, very hot, and very blonde.


    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Community Moderator
    edited February 2014
    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.

    Granted, but you don't have a girl who looks good, so you can't call her.


    I wish my commute to and from work weren't an hour each way.
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  • jerax1011jerax1011 Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish my commute to and from work weren't an hour each way.

    Granted because you no longer have a job.

    I wish I had cooler shoes.
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  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Community Moderator
    edited February 2014
    jerax1011 wrote: »
    Granted because you no longer have a job.

    I wish I had cooler shoes.

    Haha! Damn...

    Granted, but your shoes are literally coolers.

    I wish I had a big burrito.

    Edit: D'oh didn't realize someone else also asked for a burrito. Haha. Oh well, my wish stands!
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted! What's up with people, eating bad burritos...

    I wish i could fly and touch the sky.
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  • fookilafookila Posts: 72 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, fly up into the sky and touch those clouds.

    Hm, I wonders... I wish I could have something's cool...
  • jerax1011jerax1011 Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    fookila wrote: »
    Hm, I wonders... I wish I could have something's cool...

    Granted, here's an ice cube.

    I wish I had a TARDIS
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  • championshewolfchampionshewolf Posts: 4,375 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jerax1011 wrote: »
    Granted, here's an ice cube.

    I wish I had a TARDIS

    Granted, but it's just a smelly old police box that the local bums used as a latrine.

    I wish I had a Dr. pepper.
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  • bluhmanbluhman Posts: 2,409 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You now have a dentist who constantly does tooth fillings that are all crooked and overcharges your health insurance.

    I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.
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  • championshewolfchampionshewolf Posts: 4,375 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    bluhman wrote: »
    You now have a dentist who constantly does tooth fillings that are all crooked and overcharges your health insurance.

    I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.

    you now have to live in an itty bitty living space and have to answer to an emo whiny kid upset that he isn't boning a hot chick.

    I wish I had a kitty.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish I had a kitty.

    Congratulations, a wild tiger broke out of the local zoo and just found its way into your house.


    I wish I had a machine that produces artificially intelligent robots that look like my favorite anime characters owo
  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    spinnytop wrote: »
    I wish I had a machine that produces artificially intelligent robots that look like my favorite anime characters owo

    Granted. Skynet is now building moe T-800s on your property.


    I wish I had an Aston Martin.
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  • jerax1011jerax1011 Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish I had an Aston Martin.

    Granted, hope you like Hot Wheels!

    I wish I had a bigger pancake griddle.
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  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jerax1011 wrote: »
    I wish I had a bigger pancake griddle.

    Granted.

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    I wish I could fly.
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    They're not there in the beginning, but when your story ends / Gonna last with you longer than your friends
  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Community Moderator
    edited February 2014
    I wish I could fly.

    Granted, but you don't know how to land. Splat!


    I wish I had a lifetime supply of steak.
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  • aceretrieveraceretriever Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish I had a lifetime supply of steak.

    Granted, but you suddenly develop an allergy to meat.

    _________

    I wish I could play the guitar.
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  • scorpagorscorpagor Posts: 607 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You can play the guitar like a boss. But you still can't afford one.

    I wish I had a boat.
  • championshewolfchampionshewolf Posts: 4,375 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    scorpagor wrote: »
    I wish I had a boat.

    Granted, you now have a ship in a bottle.

    I wish I had a taco.
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  • sistersiliconsistersilicon Posts: 1,687 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish I had a taco.

    Granted.

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    I wish I was smarter.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish I was smarter.

    You are now so smart that you know everything about everything, including all the most horrible truths of the universe and why you can never do anything about them.



    I wish all the snow outside would melt.
  • championshewolfchampionshewolf Posts: 4,375 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    spinnytop wrote: »
    I wish all the snow outside would melt.

    Granted! Your house is now flooded and will require several thousand dollars in water damage repair.

    I want some candy.
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  • jerax1011jerax1011 Posts: 966 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I want some candy.

    Granted! But it's full of razors...

    I wish for better lights in my room.
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  • spinnytopspinnytop Posts: 16,450 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jerax1011 wrote: »
    I wish for better lights in my room.

    Granted, your room is now on fire but absolutely BATHED in light! :D



    I wish I had a maid.
  • biffsmackwellbiffsmackwell Posts: 4,739 Community Moderator
    edited February 2014
    spinnytop wrote: »
    Granted, your room is now on fire but absolutely BATHED in light! :D



    I wish I had a maid.

    Granted, but you got Mega Maid and she's gone from suck to blow. There goes the planet!


    I wish I had a job! Bunni B.O.T. called it. :/
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  • flyingfinnflyingfinn Posts: 8,399 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted! You are now Cryptic's new artist for new content. And you get paid when ever new content arrives and you draw picture of it.

    I wish, i wish that didn't make me sad....
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