I would rather be something actually playable in a game of DnD, like a dragonborn.
And the first person to make a fusrodah or skyrim joke gets an entire quiver of arrows to each knee!
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Ah nuts.
It is common knowledge that dragonborn are more proficient in draconic than common - due to lot of sss in their tongues. Why would they say Fu-S Rod-Ah! ? Who is Mr. Fu. S. anyways?
*S&P snipers get into positions*
ok gotta run. Can't get a bullet in the head again.
Yaih I hop they throw in some more daly attack becuse I dislike the spining around like a top is so lame and gw2 like, but I do like the other attacks.
Yaih I hop they throw in some more daly attack becuse I dislike the spining around like a top is so lame and gw2 like, but I do like the other attacks.
Well, notwithstanding bringing reality into a game where elves shoot bolts of lightning at dragons, I'm a little more concerned about her armor.
I mean, look honey, I know your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but if you attack me wearing a suit of armor designed to accentuate your bosom instead of, you know, protecting your vital organs, I'm going to stab you right in your exposed boob.
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Well, notwithstanding bringing reality into a game where elves shoot bolts of lightning at dragons, I'm a little more concerned about her armor.
I mean, look honey, I know your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but if you attack me wearing a suit of armor designed to accentuate your bosom instead of, you know, protecting your vital organs, I'm going to stab you right in your exposed boob.
Roll for a called shot.
(I did lol though at that last part of the sentence)
Great, now I got THIS called shot stuck in my head! THANKS a LOT everybody!
I was thinking more along the lines of Van Von Hunter Vol.2, when you are first introduced to this character, Adonette
Archer 1: "She must be the necromancer, then. I can finish this with one shot."
Archer 2: "Huh?"
Archer 1: "When the necromancer dies, so too do her minions. Allow me to show you what true marksmanship is, brother! An arrow through her heart will send both her and her minions straight back to hell!!!"
*fwhuthp*
*WOOOOOOOOOOSH*
*arrow tinks harmlessly off her plate-bikini*
Adonette: "Phew! Good thing I was wearing my armor!"
Archer 2: "How could you hit the one part of her body that's armored?!?!"
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Makes me want to be the figure to her left and just unleash evil and stuff.
I think that is a vry good thing for cryptic - gives an outlet for people to vent out their frustrations.
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fine - as long as you dont scribble my book.
Dibs on being the Dungeon!
Fine, he can be dragon you can be dungeon.
I will just be a tarrasque and go to sleep here in the lair with all the gems and gold. Happy?
I would rather be something actually playable in a game of DnD, like a dragonborn.
And the first person to make a fusrodah or skyrim joke gets an entire quiver of arrows to each knee!
...
Ah nuts.
It is common knowledge that dragonborn are more proficient in draconic than common - due to lot of sss in their tongues. Why would they say Fu-S Rod-Ah! ? Who is Mr. Fu. S. anyways?
*S&P snipers get into positions*
ok gotta run. Can't get a bullet in the head again.
You mean WoW warrior ? Bladestorm ?
Well, notwithstanding bringing reality into a game where elves shoot bolts of lightning at dragons, I'm a little more concerned about her armor.
I mean, look honey, I know your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but if you attack me wearing a suit of armor designed to accentuate your bosom instead of, you know, protecting your vital organs, I'm going to stab you right in your exposed boob.
(I did lol though at that last part of the sentence)
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With her lips... if you know what I mean
Double entendres FTW
What did you turn him into?
An ogre.
What?! Ogres are dangerous!
I was thinking more along the lines of Van Von Hunter Vol.2, when you are first introduced to this character, Adonette
Archer 1: "She must be the necromancer, then. I can finish this with one shot."
Archer 2: "Huh?"
Archer 1: "When the necromancer dies, so too do her minions. Allow me to show you what true marksmanship is, brother! An arrow through her heart will send both her and her minions straight back to hell!!!"
*fwhuthp*
*WOOOOOOOOOOSH*
*arrow tinks harmlessly off her plate-bikini*
Adonette: "Phew! Good thing I was wearing my armor!"
Archer 2: "How could you hit the one part of her body that's armored?!?!"