You get a wooden bat. Lifting it off the replicator pad, another is created. This repeats until you learn not to make unspecified requests. And shame on you. Computer, soap.
You get a wooden bat. Lifting it off the replicator pad, another is created. This repeats until you learn not to make unspecified requests. And shame on you. Computer, soap.
Banned because you can't "dial" on a phone without a rotary system. You know, dial ... sundial ... round ... rotary ... you know. Aw forget it, SHAME ON YOU!
You get a cooked lobster. Amazed the replicator worked, you hungrily snatch it up and gnaw at it, only to find out it is the display lobster made of plastic. That suuuuucks. Computer, ninja hood and mask please.
You get a nun named Deloris wearing a jet pack. She cackles "freedom from el diablo!" and flies away. Computer: one slice of New York-style pizza please.
You get a wizard shooting cbeese from his fingertips. Now your room smells like ghouda. Computer, one unsolved Rubiks Cube. I'm up for a challenge today!
You get a bowl of really big cherries. Or rather ... one ... big ... cherry. It falls on your foot, leaving a bruise. That sucks. Computer, a banana please.
Banned for dubiously suggesting the moon is made of cheese. You're a flat-earther too, aren't you. It's okay, you can tell us the truth. You're safe here.
Solaris is on a routine mission ... or is she? I had this story in my head for years, and here was the chance to flesh it out. Links upon links upon links. I hope you enjoy! --- Cast for crew: Kathryn Beringer - Katheryn Winnick Anthi Ythysi - Monique Ganderton Thel Ythysi - Kevin Sorbo Ian McKinnon - Ben Browder Omazei -…
Gone Galatea - Prompt 1 --- Early 2409 … Galatea entered the system a short distance from the ringed planet. Resting above the orbit of the icy rings was the focus for the Exeter-class ship and crew. “Satellite in range of sensors, scanning now.” Omazei, the Trill Science Chief, reported dutifully as her fingers danced…