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  • marty123#3757 marty123 Member Posts: 612 Arc User
    What a gorny joke...
  • avoozuulavoozuul Member Posts: 2,247 Arc User
    The gorn puns hur'q me so much.
  • kaggert27kaggert27 Member Posts: 110 Arc User
    Is there a wallpaper for this? I honestly need one, say 3440x1440 or larger....

    also wouldn't mind the emote...

    "The Gorn Identity" honestly would make a good mission title
  • potasssiumpotasssium Member Posts: 1,223 Arc User
    this is so Gornderful!
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  • tomilaktomilak Member Posts: 362 Arc User
    Actually the image thats inside the post for the gorn, gorns up to 1000 x 520 right now. and likely wouldnt distort too badly if you doubled it and softened the edges a little but, i wouldnt try to blow it up to 3x its current size though.
  • sierra078sierra078 Member Posts: 205 Arc User
    I've said this a few times. Better April Fools joke would be to change the music in the various clubs and social areas to "The Cantina Band" from Star Wars. Or even better a blog announcing a multi-demensional expansion with an Imperial Lockbox and a Miracle Worker Star Destroyer...
  • tomilaktomilak Member Posts: 362 Arc User
    um Death Star replaces Earth Space Dock and all the npcs look like stormtroopers LOL and the officers are wearing Imperial uniforms.
  • sierra078sierra078 Member Posts: 205 Arc User
    Nah replace the dyson spheres with the Death Star. I would just put some Mon Cal cruisers in Earth orbit. Replace the Borg cubes with Star destroyers and Tac Cubes with Executor star destroyers...
  • tomilaktomilak Member Posts: 362 Arc User
    Grand Moff Tarkin in Admiral Quins office LOL.
  • admiralvondrunkadmiralvondrunk Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    Here today, Gorn tomorrow. Excellent artwork and I do truly appreciate the gornutopia of stugorndous puns. :)
  • zedbrightlander1zedbrightlander1 Member Posts: 12,962 Arc User
    You guys posted all the Gorn puns already. There's nothing left to say, Gorn Darnit.
    Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
  • captiannemo117captiannemo117 Member Posts: 181 Arc User
    Another tasteless April 1st joke... How trite...
  • smokebaileysmokebailey Member Posts: 3,323 Arc User
    Oh, if only....
  • tomilaktomilak Member Posts: 362 Arc User
    Oh well April fools day is now gorn for another year.
  • tymerstotymersto Member Posts: 405 Arc User
    To quote--possibly not exactly, but it's the thought that counts--Q, when asked where Sulu is: Humor does not age well. These puns became stale years ago. April Fool's Day is a colossal pain at the best of times, the stupid tradition making it impossible to trust any entertainment news on this particular day. Mocking up a fake announcement of new content, and making it one long string of the single most worn-out joke in STO?

    Not funny.

    Now imagine 4/1 as your actual b-day...

    Some things I don't mind, but a lot of things I do.
    As far as STO goes, some of the 'traditions', in-game, aren't that bad and like Hearts and Minds are tolerable enough. The announcements, like this years, can be rather groan worthy. But honestly, I don't mind it.

    At least it's better than a number of Youtube vids I saw yesterday that just flat out bombed in trying to be funny...

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  • themadprofessor#9835 themadprofessor Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    That whole Star Wars April Fool's prank idea? Yeah, it still sounds better than SW:TOR.
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    1) More character customization options such as more clothing options like rolled sleeves, adding a "thickness" modifier to hair, and letting the complexion affect the entire body, not just the head.
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    4) Terran Empire event similar to AoY, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
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  • shadowfang240shadowfang240 Member Posts: 31,286 Arc User
    sierra078 wrote: »
    I've said this a few times. Better April Fools joke would be to change the music in the various clubs and social areas to "The Cantina Band" from Star Wars. Or even better a blog announcing a multi-demensional expansion with an Imperial Lockbox and a Miracle Worker Star Destroyer...

    ...why the hell would ANY imperial ship ever have miracle worker as a spec? no one in the empire is a miracle worker - the empire PUNISHES innovation and creativity, not encourages it​​
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  • ward1989ward1989 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    i say is a fools joke eh?
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