Or any variation along that theme.
Three in-game characters. Make your selections, and give your reasonings. I'll kick things off:
Satra. Smart, cute, and cares about others. She looks a bit scrappy when she crawls off the Helix, but then she's in the tailor, and OMG, what a figure she has! Plus, I've always had a thing for girls with short hair.
Lieutenant Laurel. Definitely something 'Plain Jane Librarian-y' about her, but she's always there when we need her, always supportive and offering congratulations. Satra might be the girl for 'sailor fun', but Laurel's definitely 'the Keeper'.
Kurland Here! An overweight insult to Starfleet uniforms everywhere, who got DS 9 captured (was it once, or twice?) This fool is definitely due some airlock inspection duty and decompression drills, or some disciplinary physical training. I Do Not want to see this man standing in Ops in a skant till he shifts that ballast!
Oh, and I'm sure plenty are going to be bashing my man Tovan Khev. At least try and be creative in your murder plans