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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I wish Grandnaguszek would make a wish so I can corrupt it.

    Granted, but his wish was so terrible, that corrupting it actually makes it better.

    I wish I were a Q.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You are but unfortunately, Q is for quitter.


    >

    I wish I was the hot new thing.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    You are but unfortunately, Q is for quitter.


    >

    I wish I was the hot new thing.

    Granted, you vaporize.


    I wish I was the next cold thing without freezing.
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    cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Ewww ,
    there's Lincoln in my hot pocket...

    I wish I hit the Powerball jackpot.
    Dang! Ninja!!!!!!
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    I wish I was the next cold thing without freezing.

    Granted. You're trapped in your own refrigerator.
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    I wish I hit the Powerball jackpot.
    Granted, but so did everyone else in the country, netting you $1.25

    ...

    I wish I was a ninja.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. You're trapped in your own refrigerator.


    Granted, but so did everyone else in the country, netting you $1.25

    ...

    I wish I was a ninja.

    Granted. You are an illiterate farmer with shoddy weapons and are killed by a samurai.

    I wish for a Typhoon Class.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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    superhombre777superhombre777 Member Posts: 147 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    I wish for a Typhoon Class.

    Granted, but it's a class on weather systems that includes typhoons.

    I wish for dilithium creep in the duty officer assignments to stop happening. (More rewards for same activity.)
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    superhombre777 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's a class on weather systems that includes typhoons.

    I wish for dilithium creep in the duty officer assignments to stop happening. (More rewards for same activity.)

    Granted, but it's for one day only.

    I wish I had just 40 more Qumendations so I could get the Dyson science destroyer.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's for one day only.

    I wish I had just 40 more Qumendations so I could get the Dyson science destroyer.
    Granted. You know what you must do...

    ...

    I wish reality was a little more surreal.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You now live in Florida.

    >

    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener, cuz everyone would be in love with me!
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    rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 58,020 Community Moderator
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You are now a Hot Dog getting dragged off by the neighbor's dog to be eaten... or buried.

    I wish... I had a 75 ton MadCat Battlemech. Bonus points for anyone who knows what a MadCat is. :D
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Granted. You are now a Hot Dog getting dragged off by the neighbor's dog to be eaten... or buried.

    I wish... I had a 75 ton MadCat Battlemech. Bonus points for anyone who knows what a MadCat is. :D

    Granted, yes I do and I break it.

    I wish the Qumendations system works (I have 999 and it transferred the remainder of them onto a separate list when I got 4 more than 1000.:mad:)
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I wish... I had a 75 ton MadCat Battlemech. Bonus points for anyone who knows what a MadCat is. :D
    Timber Wolf, freebirth scum. Get it right. :rolleyes:
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, yes I do and I break it.

    I wish the Qumendations system works (I have 999 and it transferred the remainder of them onto a separate list when I got 4 more than 1000.:mad:)
    Granted, but you're still 1 short.

    ...

    I wish I understood what the problem was.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but you find out it's you...:(

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    I wish I knew what the answer was...
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but you find out it's you...:(

    ---

    I wish I knew what the answer was...

    Granted. It horrifies you.

    I wish I could fly. I wish I could touch the sky. :D
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. It horrifies you.

    I wish I could fly. I wish I could touch the sky. :D

    Granted but then your wax wings melt and you fall to your death.

    I wish it was 2151.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, But you missed the launching of the NX-01 Enterprise.

    I wish Washu from the anime Tenchi Muyo! were real, so she use her genius mad-scientist skills to help me make the universe a better place to live in. =3
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But you are dissapointed to find out she has really let herself go and she reeks of onions.

    >

    I wish that everything I endeavor to do would have a positive outcome.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but people start to think you are a witch and burn you at the stake - even though it's 2014.

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    I wish that everyone else had a wish
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted, but people start to think you are a witch and burn you at the stake - even though it's 2014.

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    I wish that everyone else had a wish

    Granted, but we all wish we had your stuff.

    ...

    I wish for your stuff.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted - You get all my stuff, but it's all C**P anyway :D

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    I wish for Mk XII gear for my Lvl 34 Capt.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - You get all my stuff, but it's all C**P anyway :D

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    I wish for Mk XII gear for my Lvl 34 Capt.

    Granted, but it sucks.


    I wish that someone besides me would get body slammed by a lowland gorilla.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, a lowland gorilla body slams Shia Lebouf, however there is a mountain gorilla that has a bone to pick with you...


    I wish I was a modern Johnny Appleseed.
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    squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, a lowland gorilla body slams Shia Lebouf, however there is a mountain gorilla that has a bone to pick with you...


    I wish I was a modern Johnny Appleseed.

    Granted. You have the ability to plant hundreds upon hundreds of apple trees. Unfortunately, you can only do so by firing apple seeds directly out of your tear ducts and into the dirt. The pain is excruciating, but you JUST CAN'T STOP.

    I wish I were an architect.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Granted. You have the ability to plant hundreds upon hundreds of apple trees. Unfortunately, you can only do so by firing apple seeds directly out of your tear ducts and into the dirt. The pain is excruciating, but you JUST CAN'T STOP.

    I wish I were an architect.

    Granted. Your blatantly anti-humanist, post-deconstructivist style compares favorably with contemporaries like Frank Gehry. However, as you are commissioned mainly to design prisons in Russia, your work goes unappreciated in its time.

    ...

    I wish I was still in bed.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited February 2014
    Granted ... but it turns out to be a soft nest surrounded by angry Tyrannosaurus Rexes.

    I wish I had a job (that earned real-life money).
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    timothyre99timothyre99 Member Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    Granted ... but it turns out to be a soft nest surrounded by angry Tyrannosaurus Rexes.

    I wish I had a job (that earned real-life money).


    Granted, but that job is having to dig through **** in a septic tank to find the keys someone flushed down the toilet. Plus, it only pays minimum wage.

    I wish That the wish the next person makes can't be corrupted.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted.

    I wish the person above me lived in a used septic tank.
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    donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted.

    I wish the person above me lived in a used septic tank.

    Granted. The fumes in the tank asphyxiates them and they die.

    I wish this thread would get locked.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but you are locked with it so you can't read anything else or reply to this thread.

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