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    henrik68henrik68 Member Posts: 173 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Where to start i wonder?! *Ponders*

    Women, drinks (rare), collecting various food items (rare), tribbles, weapons (personal), contraband and so on!

    Sometimes a bit prone to "mood swings" but he keeps that under control at least for the most part.

    The above applies both to Henrik (Fed) as well as Hen'rik (Klink) since they are "brothers" in a rather strange way! ;)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    takeshi6takeshi6 Member Posts: 752 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Captain Takeshi Yamato is a combat-fueled Adrenaline Junkie. He practically lives for the thrill he gets in battle.

    Of course, he also has become addicted to Raktajino, and he often needs a cup of it in the morning. :)
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    targpetz101targpetz101 Member Posts: 25 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Targling LOVES his Tribble Kebabs wrapped in Nepata Leaves, and then slow smoked by Chag Grass with Pepper Jack dipping sauce.
    [SIGPIC]This is not as good as it used to be...[/SIGPIC]
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    mmorpgfan7777mmorpgfan7777 Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Vice Admiral Steve Jacobs: Has 5 rather fond addictions. 1. Literally goes into batlle with the borg as much as possible, sometimes even in shuttlecraft. 2. He has an addiction to Tribbles hence the reason his entire ship is flooded in them from top to bottom. 3. Likes to drink lots of Chateau Picard which leads him into a drunken stupor and he ends up destroying some very important pieces of equipment aboard his ship. 4. Barbeque's many of the Tribbles on his ship by using the heat from the warp core, then he eats them. 5. Also usually equips the tribbles with explosives and uses them as torpedoes when his ship runs out of the normal torpedoes.
    Lt. Commander Kathryn: Can't really call this an addiction but she follows entire klingon fleets into battle, which always ends up very ugly for her and the klingons.
    "
    All Good things must come to an end.
    - Q/ Star Trek: The Next Generation/All Good Things
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    grylakgrylak Member Posts: 1,594 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    No wonder Starfleet in this game is so trigger happy and agressive. Every one of their captains is a drunk!
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    henrik68henrik68 Member Posts: 173 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    grylak wrote: »
    No wonder Starfleet in this game is so trigger happy and agressive. Every one of their captains is a drunk!

    Hehe...! :D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    grylak wrote: »
    No wonder Starfleet in this game is so trigger happy and agressive. Every one of their captains is a drunk!

    And tweaked on Ketracel ;)

    My guy just used to sleep with his sister, that wasn't hurting anyone else or impairing his performance... ;)
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    henrik68henrik68 Member Posts: 173 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    And tweaked on Ketracel ;)

    My guy just used to sleep with his sister, that wasn't hurting anyone else or impairing his performance... ;)

    That is likely considered, too much information! :rolleyes:
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    marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    henrik68 wrote: »
    That is likely considered, too much information! :rolleyes:

    So much for group therapy...:D

    [Edit to add]
    Could go for some Tribble kebab right now though... Would that be like when Peruvians eat guinea pigs?
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    lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    nefarius2 wrote: »
    The ladies of his bridge crew apparently are addicted to clothing as they are always changing outfits.

    I'd hate to see what their closets look like... let's hope none of them have 20k pairs of ladies shoes in one...
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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    hanoverhanover Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    My toons all refuse to fly or fight unless they're completely loaded, which I thought was particularly odd with the android...
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    mmorpgfan7777mmorpgfan7777 Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    grylak wrote: »
    No wonder Starfleet in this game is so trigger happy and agressive. Every one of their captains is a drunk!



    i completely agree with you on that.
    "
    All Good things must come to an end.
    - Q/ Star Trek: The Next Generation/All Good Things
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    khayuungkhayuung Member Posts: 1,876 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Towpok is addicted to abuse. At least that's the proposed theory for the vice admiral's frequent showing at his Klingon CMO's sick bay, most often after a gaffe run-in with the Yamato's first officer, Iori Minase.

    Her "バカカカカカカ!!" screams, that can be heard percolating through Jeffrey's tubes, are quite famous now, too.

    ...

    ...are we still Starfleet, or have we actually gone absolutely Klingon in the last 75 years?


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    lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    My namesake, Captain Lonnehart has a very bad and expensive addiction... one that I'M paying for. What is it?

    He collects starships. In fact, every one of his ship slots are full and I'm working on getting more slots so he can have more ships to command! :eek:
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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    kalvorax#3775 kalvorax Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Skulblaka has an...unhealthy addiction to making the perfect MACO uniform from ENT....using the omega force mk 11 gear....and is trying to look for a fleet advanced/elite phaser sniper rifle (which he still doesnt know what it looks like due to the ICON being messed up lol)

    he also seems to have a....fascination....with Female Caitians...hmm, he must be into furries..or believes in species diversity :P
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    mmorpgfan7777mmorpgfan7777 Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    Fleet Admiral Jacobs has a strange addiction to Tribbles and Warp Cores. What is meant by this is he will sometimes Barbeque Tribbles with the heat from the core then eat said BBQ'd Tribbles.
    He also tries to hit on just about every female member of any ship or station Crew.
    "
    All Good things must come to an end.
    - Q/ Star Trek: The Next Generation/All Good Things
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    gulberatgulberat Member Posts: 5,505 Arc User
    @mmorpgfan7777 , just an FYI that forum rules do not allow bumping threads older than 30 days. However, once you gain your privileges to start a new thread (if you haven't already?) feel free to start a new one on the subject. Just wanted to let you know before anyone else does. :)

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    highlord83highlord83 Member Posts: 229 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    Getting between Captain Rowan Vaer and her morning tea is a good way to get cut. Her friend, confidant, lover and third in command T'Ves got her started on the stuff to help ward off stress.

    Captain Mira Daelin is a tragic case of her addiction being exactly that. Thus far, she's managed to keep the bottle from interfering with her duties, abilities or combat effectiveness. Sadly, it's the only way she's found to keep the dreams and memories of what she saw and did on Defera while fighting the borg silent. She hides both her alcoholism and how broken she is inside behind a wall of aggression, arrogance, and in all honesty, being good enough to back it up. There will come a day when it all comes crashing down, though. Hopefully she doesn't get any of her people killed before someone figures it out.

    Rowan's "addiction" is something that people poke fun at and is harmless. Mira though is a textbook PTSD soldier that keeps putting Duty (to death and beyond, as she would say) ahead of her well being.
    "So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again."
    -Dedication plaque of the Federation Starship U.S.S. Merkava
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    marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited November 2015
    While the thread's re-opened, time for some updates...
    Amanda Palmer(Prior to her death on New Romulus) - Used to trawl bathhouses to pick up women...
    Ael t'Kazanak - Loves running...
    I'K'rR'h - Likes to party with her friends and finds pregnancy a drag...
    Hugo Danner - No addictions or outlets, but frequently wishes for a simpler life...
    Max ch'Ehra - No nice way to put it, the guy is a snitch and loves to find fault in others...
    Tevik - Constantly taking correspondence courses and re-certifying for Maximum Efficiency...
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    admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    Admiral Nat once had a very bothersome addiction to lock box gambling...

    Agent 47's entire crew of Romulans all have a terrible drinking problem; bad enough for them to think that Saber Class escorts are equipped with cloaking devices, and the SMELL was powerful enough to keep the Cardassian Keldons away...
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
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    gradiigradii Member Posts: 2,824 Arc User
    Well.. My Romulan, Riov t'Velle, has a recurring root beer addiction and insists her pet, Eddie the Epohh is a man eating beast.

    "He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
    Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
    he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
    In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
    He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
    He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
    He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
    He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
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    rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    Holy mother of necro batman! This is an old one! I also love how half the people in this thread have 0 posts, despite them having posted in this thread. Gotta love the forum revamp.
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    khan5000khan5000 Member Posts: 3,007 Arc User
    Captain Bristol is a refugee from the 23rd century and like all captains of that era drank hard, fought hard and loved hard.
    Admiral Jax loves old sports especially football
    Your pain runs deep.
    Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.
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    gradiigradii Member Posts: 2,824 Arc User
    Commander Sylvi Eon is a master player at tri Dimensional Chess, and likes playing hoverball, which her captain taught her how to play.

    Lieutentant Aleta Aleste can't get enough of puddings, especially idnian spice.

    "He shall be my finest warrior, this generic man who was forced upon me.
    Like a badass I shall make him look, and in the furnace of war I shall forge him.
    he shall be of iron will and steely sinew.
    In great armour I shall clad him and with the mightiest weapons he shall be armed.
    He will be untouched by plague or disease; no sickness shall blight him.
    He shall have such tactics, strategies and machines that no foe will best him in battle.
    He is my answer to cryptic logic, he is the Defender of my Romulan Crew.
    He is Tovan Khev... and he shall know no fear."
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    tomoyosakagami1tomoyosakagami1 Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    Captain Tomoyo Sakagami has a fondness for kicking stupid short blonde haired boys in the face into submission.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    My Terran (a mirror version of my mains XO) has an addiction to hanging Klingons heads on her wall. The Terran red stripes on her ship are painted with Klingon blood.​​
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    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
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    theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 5,986 Arc User
    My Fed main is scary in the morning without his coffee, he goes through at least 8 cups of coffee a day and has even gone as far as taking a flask of coffee onto the bridge
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      "The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
      -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
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      jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,365 Arc User
      As my 25th-century spacegoing expy, Fleet Admiral Sills believes that a day without coffee is like a day with no waking up and getting things done.

      Subadmiral Tovan Khev is obsessed with getting as many Tovan Khevs into his bridge crew as possible. (Like most of his brethren, he came through a transuniversal crack in the Azure Nebula; the one originating from this universe is his first officer, and he's got two other Tovans, a pair of fighting Rinnas, and one Rinna who's also a Reman on his bridge.)​​
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      admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
      Some of these addictions our captains have had are silly, but the Tovan Khevs are definitely the scariest. :s
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      Winning.
      It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
      Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

      tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
      Oh, look, an explosion...
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