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D&D puns, anyone?

undeadcrabbundeadcrabb Member Posts: 544 Arc User
edited July 2018 in Off Topic
Why did the ranger cry when his arrow missed? Because the situation was critical!
Folow me on Deviant art! ;)
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  • undeadcrabbundeadcrabb Member Posts: 544 Arc User
    edited October 2016
    Another terrible pun coming this way - Why did everyone keep listening to the singing kobold? Because he "bard" the exit.
    Folow me on Deviant art! ;)
  • diloul31diloul31 Member Posts: 250 Arc User
    This one isn't a pun and it's from the game.
    I don't know in english but in french the pet Con Artist says : "I have a long... (pause) dexterity."

    Wich in french looks like he's about to say i have a big... ( well you know...).
  • ambisinisterrambisinisterr Member, Neverwinter Moderator Posts: 10,462 Community Moderator
    I wished for a Giant Lizard to ride. Instead I got a Giant named Liz Ard.
  • irrasol#1608 irrasol
    irrasol#1608
         Member Posts: 2 New User
    edited March 2017
    I can't think of a pun but the other day I was listening to music in the car and a song came on with the lyrics "lay your healing hands on me" and all I could think about were clerics and paladins.
  • probrazen15#5651 probrazen15
    probrazen15#5651
         Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    Why did the thief cross the street?
    He was going to get it rogue
  • araneaxaraneax Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 639 Arc User
    edited October 2017
    What do you get if you pour boiling oil on a bard?
    A skald.

    An elf, a human and a dwarf are all enjoying drinks in a tavern when each notices a fly in their glass.
    The elf places his napkin over the glass and pushes it off to the side.
    The human removes the fly and keeps drinking.
    The dwarf pulls out the fly and starts yelling, "Spit it out, ya HAMSTER! Spit it out!"
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  • merceron17merceron17 Member Posts: 30 Arc User
    These were funny
  • araneaxaraneax Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 639 Arc User
    What do you call a group of all Rogue players.
    A surprise party.
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  • gromovnipljesak#8234 gromovnipljesak
    gromovnipljesak#8234
         Member Posts: 1,053 Arc User
    araneax said:

    What do you call a group of all Rogue players.
    A surprise party.

    Ur alive :open_mouth:
  • araneaxaraneax Member, NW M9 Playtest Posts: 639 Arc User
    gromovnipljesak#8234 said:

    araneax said:

    What do you call a group of all Rogue players.
    A surprise party.

    Ur alive :open_mouth:
    Partly ;) , i am glad to see you alive XD
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