If at first you don't succeed.....

chaelk

We're probably all aware of the standard ending. Try , try again.
Which ones have you heard or made up?

Some others;
1. try something different.
2. check the instructions.
3. blame someone else.
4. Say it was meant to be that way. (a favorite of art and craft classes)
5. rethink your entire life.@Blu8
6. don't try Skydiving. @juggernautjj
7. If at first you do not succeed do not get a job disarming bombs.@ShortBus:
8.Cry uncontrollably and then blame your parents because this is obviously their fault.Blumoon8
9.​​ Blame the devs- Spinnytop
10. Lion taming is not for you-shadowfang240
11. Fail again-Gradii
12. Use more tentacles- Spinnytop
13. Get angry! -rtma
14. ...Post rage comments on the forum and threaten to perma-quit the game and uninstall it, because it's obviously the devs' fault if you fail at it. - ashstorm1
15. do the exact same thing again since you're playing D&D and you might roll a different number on the d20 this time! - spinnytop
15a- forget that the RNG gremlin hates your dice rolls and reroll, fail again- Chaelk(" I can only fail on a 1 in 10" "NO Murray, don't roll" He rolls a 1- a member of the Gamers Guild with horrendous dice Lice)

blumoon8

Cry uncontrollably and then blame your parents because this is obviously their fault.

spinnytop

Blame the devs.

legendarylycan

lion taming is not for you​​

spinnytop

If at first you don't succeed, use more tentacles.

rtma

Get Angry!

darqaura2

spinnytop said:

If at first you don't succeed, use more tentacles.

So the hentai solution. Got it.

ashstorm1

...Post rage comments on the forum and threathen to perma-quit the game and uninstall it, because it's obviously the devs' fault if you fail at it.

spinnytop

If at first you don't succeed, do the exact same thing again since you're playing D&D and you might roll a different number on the d20 this time!

chaelk

15a- forget that the RNG gremlin hates your dice rolls and reroll, fail again- Chaelk(" I can only fail on a 1 in 10" "NO Murray, don't roll" He rolls a 1- a member of the Gamers Guild with horrendous dice Lice)

catstarsto

...refer to your Jr Woodchucks Guide Book!

spinnytop

If at first you don't succeed, you'll have 20 years in prison to plan the second attempt.

deadman20

If at first you don't succeed, take another drink.​​

jonsills

If at first you don't succeed, try playing shortstop.

beezeeze

Make lemonade. Wait.

legendarylycan

take a dulcolax and try again later​​

ashensnow

If at first you don't succeed (with your master plan developed over years of in depth planning...due to heroes who just got lucky) then you should obviously give up on anything even remotely like that effort because you, as a master villain, could never possibly refine the plan to cover the minor flaws exposed by the heroes' bumbling luck.

spinnytop

If at first you don't succeed, push your face further into the dirt.




It makes sense if you say it out loud.

deadman20

If at first you don't succeed, make a forum post and then forget about it entirely.​​

spinnytop

If at first you don't succeed, then just feed Seed more alcohol until they're more willing.



...again... you have to say it out loud.

andondarkmore

Change the rules. Now you win.

blumoon8

keep trying until you have a water powerset.

ls975

Escalate the violence level to 50, and nuke the problem from orbit.

spinnytop

Keep doing the same thing over and over and tell anyone who tries to tell you to try something new a troll.

baelogventure

spinnytop

If at first you don't succeed, fail several more times, then give up and just post gifs.

legendarylycan

so when is the OP going to return and update the OP with all these new suggestions?​​

jonsills

shadowfang240 said:

so when is the OP going to return and update the OP with all these new suggestions?​​

Wouldn't that make the whole thing too OP?

spinnytop

If at first you don't secede, have a civil war about it.